"I'm gonna go and get more victims, I MEAN, characters but in the meantime…"
The Voice randomly switched everyone's legs!
Of course this was good for some people because Luigi could now run at the speed of
light and Kirby could jump REALLY high. But Mario was pretty miffed that he had
got Toad's legs.
Toad had Prince Fluff's legs; however Prince Fluff didn't have legs, only feet so
naturally Toad did what he does best: panic.
"AAAGGGHHH!" he screamed. "I have no legs! I can't walk!"
"Shut up Toad," Mario said.
"Yeah, I managed just fine with just feet, can't you?" Prince Fluff said falling over for
the fifth time. He had Mario's legs and it took a bit of getting used to.
Kirby jumped on Luigi's head.
He spoke some jibberish, and looked very cute.
Suddenly, a boy fell out of the ceiling, however, everyone was used to it by now so
no-one was surprised.
The boy stood up and rubbed his head. He wore a green tunic and an odd floppy hat
on top of his tousled blond hair.
He saw the others and gave a start.
"Who are you?" he asked. "Why have you brought me here? I demand answers at
once or I will chop you all up with my Master Sword!"
He drew out a long silver sword and waved it around expertly and menacingly.
"Chill out dude!" Sonic said for everyone else was too afraid to. "We didn't bring you
here, The Voice did."
"Who in Hyrule is The Voice? And you still haven't answered my first question: who
are you?"
"Hey, Link right? From The Legend of Zelda?" Luigi said.
"Who's asking?" Link said feeling suspicious.
"Well I'm Luigi, and this is Mario, Peach, Toad, Kirby, Prince Fluff, Sonic and Tails.
The
Voice is this disembodied voice who has brought you here to experiment on you and
mess
with you."
"Speaking of The Voice, when are we going to get our proper legs back?" Peach said
suddenly.
"Good point. Hey Voice! I want my feet back! These legs are really hard to walk in!"
Prince
Fluff yelled at the ceiling.
"Sorry I went away, the dog was whining at me to feed him," The Voice said coming
back.
She gave everyone their legs back.
Suddenly, The Voice had a brilliant idea and turned Link into an emo.
She also, turned Mario's clothes sparkly pink and Luigi's hot pink.
Mario was unimpressed. He was not embarrassed for compared to all the times he had
been put in dresses, this was far from embarrassing, but he was getting annoyed that
The
Voice kept changing things. Mario took off his cap and inspected it. It was covered in
pink glitter and the 'M' was written in pink glitter glue.
"Really?" Mario said unimpressed
Luigi laughed. "You look like someone off Mama Mia!" he announced.
"You can talk Mr Hot Pink!" Mario snapped back.
Sonic was wearing a fur coat, orange high-heels and a purple feather boa. Tails had a
black and white sparkly skirt, white t-shirt and way too much make-up on.
Then The Voice ran out of good ideas and turned Toad into a red polka-dotted
rhinoceros and gave Peach a moustache. Kirby got scared. He backed away.
Suddenly, Prince Fluff was turned into a spinning top. Kirby devised a plan. He tried
to suck The Voice up but ended up sucking up all of his friends.
They made quite a commotion, punching him from the inside and yelling at him to
spit them back out. Reluctantly, Kirby spat them all out. Everyone got to their feet.
That was when they realised something.
"Where's Link?" Tails asked.
Everyone stared at Kirby. He had spat everyone out except Link so that he could get
Link's power, the sword.
"Kirby, spit him out," Mario said.
"Please?" said Luigi.
Kirby shook his head and started to wave his sword around; he looked very cute.
Prince Fluff sighed.
"Kirby, you'd better spit him out right now or I'll tell everyone your secret!" he said
menacingly
Kirby spat Link out.
Link scowled at Kirby, but Kirby was so cute, Link found it really hard to get cross
with him. The Voice returned everyone back to normal.