Throw he books into the ocean
Tell her Luffy ate her remaining books
Tell Sanji that she loves him
Ask her repeatedly How many arms can you grow?
Beg her to try to grow 200 arms at once
If she says no say But why not over and over again
Walk in front of her at a slow pace and when she goes to go around you yell Hey no cutting
Insist you have to read her a bedtime story every night (make sure its one she hates)