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I don't anything that Stephenie Meyer owns…but I do own what she doesn't-understand?
Playlist For Chapter:
Witch Queen Of New Orleans--
On The Hunt--Lynyrd Skynyrd
Chapter 4--Sex It Up
"Four," Jasper stated calmly as we all lay sprawled on the floor in our living room of the apartment.
"Four what?" Emmett asked, clearly just as confused as I was.
"Four sets of roommates in and out of the next apartment over in the last two months," Jasper informed us. "I can't believe we haven't been kicked out yet," he muttered to himself.
"Why would they kick us out?" Emmett asked. I rolled my eyes. Yes, Mom and Dad pay for our apartment way ahead of time and all that but does he realize that he's…well…him?
"You do realize that they can probably hear everything that we do on the other side of that wall?" I asked, looking pointedly at him.
"Are you telling me that they get upset over Party Ten O'Clock?" Emmett asked incredulously.
"Yeah Emmett, I'm sure they do," Jasper said dryly. We get upset over Party Ten O'Clock.
"Pansies," Emmett muttered.
"Have you guys seen the new neighbors at least?" I asked after a short moment of silence.
"Nope," Jasper said.
"I wonder if they're hot," Emmett said. I rolled my eyes. That's all he cares about-I swear.
"Why would that matter?" Jasper asked him.
"Well, I would at least make some sort of effort to keep them around then-I mean we're going to have to share the balcony with them," he said. Oh yeah. That always seems to be one of our main problems…
There was suddenly a soft knocking on the door and we all looked up. "I'm not getting that," I said, refusing to get up from my spot on the floor.
"Me neither," Emmett said.
We both looked at Jasper who glared at us. "Why do I always have to answer the freak'n door?" he asked, pushing himself up.
"Because you're the middle child," Emmett answered as if it was completely obvious.
"Yeah, because that makes sense," Jasper muttered before opening the door. Even from here I could tell that the hallway was completely empty. "What the hell?" he asked no one in particular.
"Were we just ding-dong ditched?" Emmett asked with wide eyes-but I could see a plan forming in that puny brain of his. Oh shit. "We must get revenge!" Emmett exclaimed, jumping up.
"Emmett, we don't even know who did it," I told him.
"Like that matters my dear brother, all we have to do is knock on every door in this entire apartment building and it'll be covered," he said easily, making his way to the door as I jumped up behind him.
"Emmett," Jasper and I warned.
Emmett rolled his eyes scoffed. "You losers sound exactly like Mom," he said with a wave of hand. Before Jasper and I could remark Emmett stopped in his tracks, staring at something on the other side of the couch. He bent down and stood back up with a small piece of paper in his hand. "No freak'n way!" he said, a small suddenly on his face.
"What is it?" I asked, sitting up as Jasper walked over to him and snatched the paper out of his hand while Emmett started hopping around giddily.
"Keep your music the fuck down and we won't have any problems. Sincerely, your extremely attractive new neighbors," Jasper read.
I smirked as I stood up. "That's new," I said, looking at the paper covered in loopy hand writing. "Think they're chicks?" I asked them with a raised eyebrow.
"I'm thinking they are," Jasper said, inspecting the girlish handwriting along with me.
"Those bitches!" Emmett exclaimed suddenly. "They think they can just come onto our territory and throw around some new, ridiculous rules?! I think not," he said certainly. He stalked over to our wall with a huge white bookcase and over to our huge stereo system and the iPod dock. He picked up the iPod and scrolled through quickly as Jasper and I helplessly watched him, knowing that there was absolutely nothing we could do to stop him. He set it down and pressed play. He turned on Know Your Enemy by Greenday. They were good and I liked them but I never really got his obsession with them.
It was blasting through the apartment instantly-even though the song really isn't that loud and I'm not sure why he picked it really but he turned it up so loud that our glasses in the cabinet were shaking…I could hear them.
Emmett started to sing aloud and Jasper and I cringed-even though we both did honestly like the song but Emmett's voice…not so much.
Then when I was just about ready to tell Emmett to turn it the fuck off a new-louder-noise started making itself be known and Emmett shut it off on his own. We all looked at each other as a strangely familiar sounding song came on and bolted towards the door, pressing our ears against it.
All of our mouths popped open as we realized what song it was. All My Friends Are Dead by Tubonegro came on and was twice as loud as what Emmett just put on. "Are you sure these are girls man?" Emmett asked with raised eyebrows.
"It could be a dude with good handwriting," Jasper offered as all three of us stared at the door.
"You mean a douche with good handwriting-no one can beat me!" Emmett exclaimed as Jasper and I rolled our eyes. Really, I don't blame them that much for retaliating-I'm just a bit surprised at their choice of song.
We all listened silently as the song finished and just stared at each other in surprise. "I say we write back," Emmett declared.
"What?" Jasper asked as Emmet grabbed the paper out of my hand and flopped down on the couch after he snatched the pencil that was tucked behind Jasper's ear for some reason.
"Are you deaf man? I said I'm writing them back," Emmett said as he scribbled across the paper.
"What are you writing?" I asked curiously.
"It's none of your business," Emmett said defiantly as he stood up and walked back to the door, bent down and knocked on the door. We all crouched down and pressed our ears against the door again. There was no sound at first and then there was a sudden bang and the door smacked against our faces and we all fell backwards, rubbing our cheeks. "Fuck'n A, man. Did they know we were doing that?" Emmett asked quietly.
"I don't know but they had to have hit that door pretty hard," Jasper said.
"Why?" I asked. I didn't think it would take that much force to do that.
"Watch," he said, standing up and unlocking the door.
"What are you doing?" Emmett asked, both of our eyes wide as Jasper turned the handle. Could that be considered breaking and entering?
"Just look," he said, rolling his eyes as he opened the door to reveal…another door.
"There are two doors?" I asked, standing up and looking at it. That's weird.
"How did you know that?" Emmett asked with a sly smile, wriggling his eyebrows suggestively at Jasper.
"I was curious-I can't believe neither of you guys have even tried opening the door," he said.
"Yeah, well I didn't exactly want to look like a creeper if it wasn't locked and someone was in there," I admitted. The guys looked at me and shrugged as Jasper closed the door.
"Do you think they're the ones who ding dong ditched us?" Emmett asked. Jasper and shared an exasperated look.
"Yeah Emmett, it was probably them," I said dryly.
"I knew it!" Emmett exclaimed triumphantly. Dumb ass.
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LATER THAT NIGHT
"Edward your dog hates me," Jasper said surely as he walked out of the hallway and into the living room where I was currently kicking Emmett's ass at Mario Carts.
"I know," I said with a slight smirk as my giant black dog sat faithfully beside me.
"It's because you're blonde," Emmett told him decisively, not taking his eyes away from the screen.
"He likes Dad," Jasper pointed out.
"Yes, but Dad doesn't smell blonde," Emmett said, completely serious. I paused the game to look at him incredulously. "Hey!" he exclaimed, suddenly realizing that the screen froze. "Put it back!" he ordered.
"Emmett, what does blonde smell like? Exactly?" I asked, surprising myself by being able to keep a straight face.
"I don't know, it's hard to explain-sniff Jasper," he suggested off handedly.
"No," I said certainly. That would be weird.
Emmett looked at me and glared. "Yes," he commanded.
"No," I said, more forcefully as a smirk fell into place on Emmett's face. Well shit.
"Yes," he said, putting the remote down.
"Get away from me Emmett!" I yelled, trying to scramble away after he tackled me. I was stuck in between the floor and Emmett's massive body-and it wasn't good. "Get off!" I yelled, trying to push him away from me.
"Smell Jasper!" he yelled, getting me into a headlock.
"No!" I yelled, trying to wriggle my way out of it.
"Embrace his blondeness!" he commanded, hoisting himself and me up at the same time. "Jasper come here!" he said, looking pointedly at Jasper who was laughing hysterically at my situation right now. I glared at him.
"No," Jasper said, still laughing.
"Let him smell you Jasper!" Emmett commanded.
"Get away from me Emmett," Jasper said seriously, taking a couple steps back as Emmett took a few forward-dragging me along with him.
I looked at the black dog desperately. "Come on Jake, a little help here?" I begged as the dog looked at me with a sort of smirk on his face. I glared when he didn't move. "So much for man's best friend you big wimp," I muttered as he barked out what sounded kind of like a laugh.
"Come on Jasper! You know you want him to," Emmett said as he reached over and grabbed a hold of Jasper's shirt just as he tried to make a run for it, pulling him backwards and onto the ground as I tried not to laugh.
Then Emmett laid on top of him and brought me with him with a surprised yelp. "Smell him!" Emmett yelled, forcing my face onto Jasper's back while holding the both of us down.
"Emmett! Let me go you prick!" I yelled.
"Never!" he exclaimed, pushing my head even harder as I gritted my teeth and tried to push off the ground and Jasper groaned in pain.
"Get the fuck off of me!" Jasper grunted, finally pushing up at the same time I was and we flung Emmett off of us and jumped up immediately. "You suck ass you douche bag," Jasper said, glaring at Emmett with me.
"Your Mom sucks ass," Emmett said back with a satisfied smirk.
"We're brothers Emmett. We have the same Mom," I pointed out, annoyed.
"Damn it," he muttered under his breath. "I'm going outside, you two are boring," he said, heading towards the sliding glass door.
Jasper and I looked at each other and rolled our eyes before walking out behind him as Jake jumped on the couch to sleep. "I bet we could see into their apartment if we're careful," Emmett told us quietly.
I thought for a second. That could definitely be interesting. "Just kind of walk in front of their door and be quiet," I said to them, following Jasper over there and leaning against the railing as if we were all looking at the view. I glanced behind me to see their blinds were closed but I could make out a flickering glow like they had a candle lit or something.
Just as I turned back around I heard the blinds snap open and resisted the urge to look. "The full moon is amongst us, sisters!" a female voice exclaimed suddenly, making us all whip to look without meaning too. It was a big balcony and it was dark so I don't think they could make out anything but our shadows-so it should be safe. But I what I saw in their apartment…holy shit.
There were three girls in there, all wearing black clothes from what I could tell. One was blonde and tall, one was short with spiky black hair, and another was brunette and a little shorter than the blonde one. There was no furniture in their entire apartment, just hundreds of different sized lit white candles scattered all over the floor but leaving three small paths and a large circle in the middle of their living room area. "What the fuck?" Emmett muttered to us as the candle lit danced across all the girls faces-making it really hard to tell what they looked like.
"Holy hell," Jasper muttered.
"Are we ready for the cleansing ritual?" the blonde asked-the girl who spoke first.
"Cleansing ritual?" I whispered to the guys, confused.
"We are ready," the other two responded simultaneously.
"Okay guys, this is really starting to creep me out," Emmett whispered frantically to Jasper and I. I definitely agreed but I couldn't bring myself to look away.
The blonde nodded and the three of them walked into the center of the circle, kneeling down around some kind of board thing that I could faintly make out. They all connected hands, palms out as they sat in a circle.
"Sister Moon we have come again to bid you good tidings. We ask that you clear out all fowl spirits in the building so we can live in piece. But first let us cleanse the trapped and help rid of the unwanted," all three of them said at the same time, sounding as if praying or something like that.
"What is this? A freaking cult?" Jasper whispered to us in bewilderment.
"Please, Sister Moon, show us the vengeful spirits that need to be forgotten," the black haired one said loudly as they all dropped their hands and she placed hers on the board around a small object. Her hands slid around the board.
"C." the blonde and brunette said.
"U."
I looked at the guys, confused. "I think that's a Ouija board," Jasper muttered. Seriously?!
"L."
"L." My eyes began to widen and I practically stopped breathing.
"E."
"N." they finished, looking up at each other.
"Guys, I'm seriously starting to freak out," Emmett whispered nervously. All I could do was nod back my throat was so dry.
"Are these the people you wish us to rid you of?" the brunette asked loudly. "Show us a sign."
"Get rid of?" we all whispered at once, our eyes widening.
The black haired one suddenly gasped and I jumped, spooked. "Three candles just blew out," she said, sounding astonished as the girls looked at a certain spot behind the blonde who was facing us-so we couldn't see much but the way she said it…I believe her.
"Holy shit guys. I think we should get out of here," Emmett muttered. But I wasn't moving-I couldn't. I don't think he could either.
"It seems we've heard your message loud and clear Sister Moon-the extermination on three by the name of Cullen. Heed my words Sister, we will not let you down," the blonde said surely.
"Holy fuck!" Emmett exclaimed, a little loudly for my comfort. He turned around tried to push passed Jasper who was between him and me. We all pushed off the railing at the same time, scrambling back towards the room and muttering curses the whole way as we fought to get the lead as our hearts pounded.
Emmett shoved passed Jasper and we both crashed into the sliding glass doors at the same time before I managed to pry them open and then snap them shut once we were all inside. I collapsed in the huge reclining chair as Emmett and Jasper flopped on the couch, all breathing just as hard as me as Jake looked around, confused at all of us.
"Oh my fucking God," Emmett said finally, his eyes wide and face drained of color. I think we all looked somewhat similar. "What do you think they meant by…exterminate?" he asked cautiously. I think he actually gulped.
"I have no idea," I said, somewhat shakily.
"That was the freakiest shit I have ever seen in my entire life," Jasper said, bewildered. "They were worshipping the mother fucking moon!" he exclaimed incredulously.
"Dude, something is seriously wrong with those chicks," I said, shaking my head.
"You think they were just crazy or something or do you think they were really, like, serious?" Emmett asked. "You know…about the Cullen thing."
"How did they know our names?" I asked.
"No freaking clue," Jasper admitted. "I don't know if they even know it's their neighbors," he said.
"What are we going to do? They can't stay there! What if they make voodoo dolls of us? Or they curse us? Or kill us?" Emmett asked frantically. Then he gasped loudly and his eyes got impossibly wider. "Or they cut off Little Emmett while I'm sleeping and I'll never be able to sex it up again?!" he said, most frantic at the end.
"Emmett, calm down. We'll figure this out," Jasper said, sounding a little less freaked out than he was a minute ago. I hate it when he does that.
Then, all of a sudden, a sly smile spread across Emmett's face and my eyes widened along with Jasper's and I heard a low grunt escape from Jake who was not laying on top of my feet. See? Even he knows when to watch out. "We're going to get them to leave," Emmett said with a grin.
"What?" I deadpanned.
"Oh come on, it can't be that hard. I unintentionally got rid of the last three-"
"-Four," Jasper corrected automatically.
"Four neighbors we've had-it shouldn't be that hard to purposefully get rid of these freaks," Emmett said easily.
"If we get kicked out I'm killing you," I said plainly.
"Not if Mom kills him first," Jasper snorted as Emmett made a face at him. This is going to be interesting.
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