A/N: I don't own Digimon.

Chapter 4: Any Problem Caused By A Wish Can Be Solved By A Wish.

As Tai heard the scream, he wobbled out of his room and down the hallway(the hangover from last night's drinking showed no mercy). As he arrived, he saw that Matt, Mimi, Izzy and everyone else(save for Sora) standing outside of a bathroom door.

"Sora please open the door." Said Matt.

"NO!"

"Look Sora I know that the writers said that we were meant to be but the fans and I don't see it that way." Explained Matt.

"It's not that!"

"Then what is it? Please Sora?"

(To Matt)"Hey Matt what's wrong?" Asked a very confused Tai.

"Sora locked herself in the bathroom and doesn't want to come out." Said Izzy.

Manning up, Tai walked up to the door.

"Sora it's Tai, what's wrong?"

"Tai?"

"Yes it's me.."

After thinking it through Sora said that she would unlock the door but only let Joe in.

"WAIT WHY JOE AND NOT ME?!" asked Tai.

"Because he is a doctor."

(To Joe) "Okay Joe, she wants you to help her."

"I'm on it."

"JOE WAIT!" Said Mimi.

Joe stopped and faced Mimi. Before Joe knew it, Mimi planted a big, almost Hollywood style kiss onto his face as if he was about to go into battle or something. As the two kissed, everyone else shared things like "do a good job" or "you can do this man" as well as "You patched put Tai's hands and feet last night, you can handle this."

"Don't forget to use protection!" said a jealous Tai.

Everyone looks at Tai.

"Sorry." Said a defeated Tai.

Joe didn't know what to expect. Yes he could be squeamish at times, but wasn't going to let that keep him from helping someone. As Sora opened the door for Joe, she immediately closed and relocked it preventing Tai or anyone else in. Everyone was expecting Joe to scream or run out. 15-20 minutes later, the door unlocked to let Joe out, but relocked after he left.

"So what is it?" Asked Tai?

"Well the thing is that I am only allowed to tell Tai, Matt and Izzy for now. Everyone else has to wait." Said Joe.

And with that, everyone else gave Joe, Matt, Tai and Izzy some space.

"So what's with Sora?"

"She's not injured is she?"

"What was with the scream earlier?"

"Well you're not going to believe this but…"(Scratched head, writes on a piece of paper and gave it to Tai, Matt and Izzy.)

"What's a HHHERRRRMAFFFPHRRRODYTEE?" Said Tai. Not sure as to what the word was or how to pronounce it.

"A person who has BOTH….. male and female parts."

"WAIT WHAT?! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!"

"Well some people are born with it. But in Sora's case, she woke up and found it when she went to the bathroom. It's as if it just magically appeared."

Tai couldn't believe this: Sora, the love of his life, had a spear. Then he remembered wish he made.

"Guys…"

"Yeah Tai?"

"I think I know why Sora is like this."

"Wait how?"

Tai knew that he would have to break this story down as fast but as precise as possible. Yes he wished that Sora would grow a cock but it was a metaphor, not an actual wish to be granted.

"Tai what the hell were you thinking?!" said Izzy.

"Well Tai, whenever you make a wish, you have to be PERCISE as to what you want or it could backfire." Explained Joe.

"Are you sure this isn't some fucked up fantasy involving chicks w/ dicks?"

"NO I TOLD YOU IT WAS A HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING!"(breaks down and sobs)"THE WOMAN I LOVE IS NEVER GOING TO BE THE SAME ALL BECAUDE OF ME! SHE'S MOST LIKELY HATING HER LIFE NOW, WILL LEAVE ME WHEN SHE FINDS OUT ABOUT THE WISH, AND WILL BE HATED BY EVERYONE, BUT NOT AS MUCH HATE AS I WILL RECEIVE!(continues sobbing uncontrollably)

"HEY TAI!" said a voice from Izzy's computer.

"What in the world?!" said a confused Izzy.

"Yo Tai." said Matt.

(Sniff) "I'll probably have to cover Sora's finances now…"

"Say Tai?" asked Izzy.

"No Tai Izzy's computer is trying to tell you something!" Said Joe.

"Say what?"

"Tai! It's Gennai!" Said Izzy.

"He'll probably laugh at me."

"Not really." Said Gennai.

"Gennai?!" asked Tai.

"Yes Tai it's me." Said Gennai.

"Wait what is it?"

"I heard that you are in somewhat of a predicament."

"Yeah, it's more like the mother of all predicaments, I…"

"…made a metaphorical wish that actually came true involving Sora to grow a cock in terms of being less sensitive but the star mistook your wish literally gave Sora one."

"Yeah.. Say wait how did you know that?!"

"Simple, I was the one piloting the star!"

"Yes that makes WAIT WHAT?!"

"You see it wasn't a star but rather a sled. I'm filling in for Santa this year!"

"Then where's Santa?"

"He's busy helping some magical heroic Lion who died for our sins yet came back from the dead, take on an evil Caucasian witch."

"Okay."

"At first I though it was what you wanted, but with Sora refusing to come out and you sobbing your eyes like a busted water pipe, I take it that the wish isn't helping make anyone's life better."

"Yup."

(Pulls out Naughty/Nice list and reads it) "Normally someone who does the things you did would land on the Naughty list. But seeing as to how traumatic your child hood was with everyone telling you to grow a cock and having saved the world on more that one occasion, I can put you on the nice wish which will give you the right to un-wish a previously bad wish." (Say that 5X fast. No I dare you!)

"Wait 4 Realz?"

"Yup, 4 Realz?"

"OH YES THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"(hugs Gennai) I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU!"(Tears of joy show up in Tai's eyes)

"Your faith and determination have saved both you and your lover." Said Gennai.

"Okay, now I wish that…"

"TAI DON'T DO IT!" screamed an all-familiar voice.

Tai then turned around, only to be see the most horrific sight one could possibly fathom: A deranged Davis holding a hand-cuffed, gagged, half naked Kari in one arm, while using the other to point an Uzi at Sora.

"SORA!"

(To be continued)

A/N: "Where the Fuck did Davis come from?!"