Chapter 4: My friends and a sith lord.
"Hey Jamy!" I heard my friend Mary call my name when I entered the lunch room.
"Hey." I said walking up to her.
"What happened to you yesterday? I heard the new scary Biology teacher asked you to stay after class." She asked carrying her tray along with her as we sat down at our lunch table.
"Nothing just..uh wanted to tell me about my grades." I lied.
"Really? Okay." Mary shrugged and began eating some of her chocolate cake.
After that my worst nightmare happened, Wesker appeared behind me in the middle of all my classmates. Mary stared at him then turned to me.
"Hey isn't that Albert Wesker?" She whispered to me.
I started laughing, "Of course not thats Mister Smith, he just looks like Wesker." I said out loud then grabbed Wesker's jacket and dragged him out of the lunch room. "Whats wrong with you? You trying to get people to beat me up?" I asked and he raised an eye brow.
"I only came to ask if you wished to go out to eat. I do remember you mentioning something about school food being enedible." Wesker stated.
"Oh...well thats actualy really nice of you. Yeah that sounds good." I said feeling a bit embarrased.
"Alright." Wesker nodded and we started walking down the hall together until a huge ball of light appeared and another portal came out in front of me. The name inside was Chris.
"OH CRAP!" I yelled falling on my back again Wesker beside me. Chris then appeared out of the portal in a suit as if he was giving a speech after RE 5.
"What the? Where am I?" Chris looked around then spotted Wesker. "Wesker! You had something to do with this!" Chris then pulled out his gun and I jumped up.
"As much as I wish I was responsible for your appearence I am not. Miss Boyd here is." Wesker pointed to me.
"Whoa whoa! Put the gun down before some one sees it!" I yelled and Chris gave me a nasty look. "Mister Redfield I can promise you I do not work for Wesker, your here because a demention portal from my fan fiction page pulled you here. Also your in a school where you will get in big trouble if you have a gun." I explained calmly.
"Its true Christopher." Wesker said nodding. "In this world it seems we are merely video game characters who have been pulled in thanks to Miss Boyd." Wesker stated.
Chris then slowly put up his gun looking around to see the lockers in the hall way, then he looked at himself surprised by the suit. He fished through his pockets to find a wallet and ID card.
"So who did you end up being?" I asked jumping behind Chris' shoulder.
"A Mister Peterson, a government teacher who lives at Hich Drive apartment complex." Chris read off from the ID card.
"You must be joking." Wesker said snatching the ID card from Chris' hand.
"Oh wait!" I remembered now that Hich Dr. was the same apartment complex we lived in. "OH!" I nodded.
Wesker then handed Chris back his ID card and scoffed. Chris was about to punch him when I stepped between them. "You two gotta make a truce until I get you both back home! If you don't you'll end up getting each other thrown in jail or worse! I'll get thrown in jail! And I'm a miner! Now make a truce, and when you two get back you can beat the crap out of each other." I said making them both glare at me, I glared back. "Do either of you know how to cook?" I asked.
"No." They both shook thier heads.
"Well then if you don't want to starve I suggest you do as I say!" I yelled putting my foot down.
"Fine." They both said but folded thier arms and scoffed at each other.
"Good now Chris I...aaahhh." Before I could finish my sentence Wesker grabbed my collar and started pulling me away. "Well I guess I'll see you later Chris! Don't let any one know who you are!" I yelled and Chris confusingly waved good bye.
Later during 8th period...
"Now does any one know how this certain virus spreads?" Wesker asked.
Nobody answered only snoring was the noise you could hear through out the room. Wesker saw it was a young guy that was snoring and had his pants hanging down to where you could see his underwear.
Wesker slowly aproached him and I ate at my finger nails watching. He took his long stick pointer and slapped him across the head with it.
"Mister Simmons I do not apreciate sleeping in my class. If you wish to sleep go back to kindergarden where you belong or prison perhaps where your baggy pants we get you as some ones gay bitch." Wesker said coldly making me smile, that guy deserved it.
"What the hell you talking about?" He asked drool coming from his face. "F you." (This being slightly censered I will not say the F word.)
"Well then I suppose I will call your father and tell him not only are you sleeping in my class but you are losing brain cells smoking weed with your friends at lunch." Wesker added.
Simmons eyes went wide and he shut up, "Sorry sir." He said with his Chicago accent.
"Good." After that Wesker walked back up to the class and I started day dreaming, not about him but about Star Wars why I didn't know. I dreamt Wesker was a Sith Lord and I was a Bounty Hunter. I was below him and he was on a balcony.
"If I join the dark side do I get a cookie?" I asked holding my helmet.
"Yes but thier sugar free." Wesker stated looking like Darth Vader.
I then fell to my knees saying, "NOOOOOOOOO!"
"BOYD!" I then heard Wesker yelling and snapped out of it.
"Yes Wesker...I mean Mister Smith!" I covered my mouth.
Wesker flexed his glasses and looked at me disprovingly, "How does this certain type of virus spread?" He asked coldly.
"Um..." I looked at the board. "Through dead skin cells from an infected member." I stated.
"Very good now finally we may move on." He said waving me off.
"Hey whats up with that stick?" Another friend of mine, Audrey asked sitting beside me whispering.
"Its his light saber." I said getting a confused look from Audrey. "Because hes a Sith Lord but only has sugar free cookies." That statement only confused her more but I shrugged it off and thought about cookies.
*Reviewers Corner*
The camera zoomed into me and Wesker, we were still seated on the couch. Wesker with his legs folded, me behind a desk.
"Welcome back to "Reviewers Corner". Say hello Wesker." I said turning to him.
"I will not say hello to people who are not physically here." He pouted.
I rolled my eyes again, "Well any way we got some questions and guests today. Come on in guys!" I yelled and the camera showed Chris and Krauser came in and sit on the couch to my right while Wesker was on my left. "Good evening, Chris, Krauser." I nodded to them.
"Hey JB!" Chris said.
"Hey whats with the wierd camera? Aren't we in a fan fiction?" Krauser asked.
"Don't think to hard about that Jack." I said then turned back to face the readers. "Okay we got some questions, one from a friend of mine InuInuLoveLove."
"Her again?" Wesker said and I threw my shoe at him.
"BOOT TO THE HEAD!" I yelled and turned back to the readers. "Now as I was saying, InuInuLoveLove asks: Chris, Wesker how do you feel about the Yoai pairings between you two?"
"Disgusted. All who have written such things will perish the day I become god!" Wesker said rubbing the side of his head where I threw the shoe.
"Um...really scared, violated, and confused." Chris said folding his legs tightly.
"O-kay and there you have it InuInuLoveLove." I said taking a paper I had from my desk and tossing it. "Next is 'Wesker's Servant'."
"You mean the kitten?" Chris asked.
"No I mean..." Wesker cut me off.
"Sora?" He asked.
"BOOT TO THE HEAD!" I threw my other shoe at Wesker. "Yes Sora, now for her question: She wants to know how you've stayed so hot even though your 40." I said to Wesker.
"Simple my dear Sora, the T-virus slows the ageing process imensly. So truly I'm still in my early 30s." Wesker explained and the camera went back to me. "Also Krauser, here." I took a beret from under my desk and threw it to him. "She said she felt nice at the moment and wanted me to give you it back."
"BERET!" Krauser yelled hugging and kissing his beret. The camera then went back to me.
"Well thats all for tonight, join us tomorrow for when Jill returns and a few other guests as well." I said the camera zooming out.
"JILL!" You could hear both Chris and Wesker yell.
"KRAUSER and BERET!" You could then hear Krauser yell.
(Now don't forget you can ask any RE character to answer any question or do any act of randomness or hear any comment you mite have towards them, just submit it as a review and it will be so heard.)