Tweek: thanks for all your support guys especially Warrior of Fire, oddsoul, and allygirl56. If it wasn't for you this girly woulda quit by now

Me: thanks Tweek (sarcasm)

Craig: HEY I'm the only person here that gets to use sarcasm

Stan: will you guys shut up I'm try to figure out if I know the waitress

Me: o and thanks to everyone that hasn't called me a troll

Tweek: TROLL WHERE GAH

Kyle: a troll what does that mean

Me: Idk something about my grammar being bad…which it is ^_//

Craig: why does it...

Stan: SHUT UP AND START THE FRIGEN STORY ALREADY


The waitress placed the coffee's on the counters grabbing the ten dollar bill placed down earlier by Craig and turned around

"Thank you miss...ohh and keep the change" Craig said handing Tweek his coffee

"I was going to anyway" she said pushing the counter door out quickly walking away spilling tweek's coffee on his face (poor boy was in mid gulp)

"HOLY SHIT ON A FUKIN STICK IT BURNS GAHHH I'm GONA DIEEE" Tweek said grabbing for the napkins joined by Craig and Kyle

"Aww god damit I just calmed him down what the hell lady?" Kyle said wiping off tweek's shirt while Craig got his face

"Shut up turd" she replied

"Wait a minute" Stan said grabbing the girls shoulder "I know that comeback…SHELLY?" Kyle got up and walked to her

"What the hell is wrong with you what if you hurt our... what's wrong with you Stan" Kyle looked at Stan who was emitting giggles

"Sorry it's just funny that Shelly the badass little brother beater works here... what do you get a dollar an hour?" Shelly grabbed him and slammed him into the wall walking off

"Hey? What about my coffee" Tweek said looking into the now empty foam cup

"Make your own turd"

"Damn Stan what's wrong with your sister?" Craig said helping him up

"I don't know...Tweek what are you doing?"

_____________________________tweek's pov_____________________

I frowned at Shelly's rude response damn bitch won't make me a new coffee...guess I'll have to do it myself

I got up grabbing my cup and started doing what I do best. I replaced the filter and added a small cup of water then the beans and so on

I sighed as I watched the coffee maker do its job ahhh nothing makes me feel better than making a cup of coffee

"Tweek what are you doing" Stan's voice snapped me out of my happy place, back to reality, back to my spazzy self

I turned around "heheh um.... making my coffee" I said scratching my head I'm so fucking pathetic my life revolves around coffee

"How the hell do you know how to work those contraptions" Stan said with an amazed look

"Well you know.... I work at my dad's coffee shop and"

"Could you make me one I don't know how to make coffee"

"Sure" Tweek said smiling maybe I am useful

________________________________kyles pov___________________________

I watched as Tweek made everyone drinks

"Kyle would y-gah you like a coffee?" his pathetic voice broke my contraption

"Huh?... what?" I said shaking my head

"Here...try this" he said handing me a cup yuck!!!

" No thanks I really don't like coffee" I said giving it back to him

" Please just try it tweek's brew always pleases" egger eyes watched me Tweek,Stan,Craig they all stood silent waiting damit guess I'll have to take a sip

A took a small sip " O MY GOD this is really good" I couldn't tell what it was but it was just really good

Tweek bounced up a bit and took a sip of his own poor sap's life revolves around coffee I couldn't help but smile at his act but my smile quickly vanished as I watched Craig grab tweek's hand without him noticing sense he was absorbed in his coffee

This can't be good Tweek and Craig? Something's up Craig would never date a man especially one like Tweek

"When did this happen" I asked nodding down at tweek's hand surrounded by Craig's


Whoop 689 words... my longest chap

I guess I hinted at kylextweek in this chap….IS THAT EVEN A REAL PAIRING IF SO I STRONGLY DISSAGRE WITH IT

Also it might be awhile till I post another chap sense skoo starts in a day so yeah....*sigh*