Thats right, fanfictioners, yet another chapter of the greatest story of all time :)
Oh, and this is the longest chapter yet. so appreciate it!
Thanks to Aquawings for helping me write this :) luv ya Aqua
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Pinky Pie and Fluttershy stayed hidden away in Zecora's hut for the rest of the night. When morning came, however, the duo had to leave. It was too risky to stay so close to Ponyville
So, while the sky was still the rosy colour of orange and strawberry sherbet lemon drops, the pair snuck away towards Foal City. However, when they got to Foal City, they found it swarmed with police ponies. Scared that they would get caught, Fluttershy and Pinky Pie hid in a nearby tree. Peeking out from behind the tree, they overheard the police ponies discussing the capture of the elusive murderers of Justin Bieber and Ranbow Dash.
"If we can just get into that building there, I can climb up to the roof and shoot some police ponies" whispered Pinky Pie.
"It's too risky. We need a distraction," said Fluttershy.
Suddenly, they heard giggling behind them. Turnin around, they saw the Cutie Mark Crusaders smiling widely up at them.
"Hi Fluttershy! what are you doing here?" said Apple Bloom
"Umm... climbing a tree...?"
"Cool! can we climb too? Who knows, we might get our cutie mark!" said
Scootaloo
"the Cutie Mark Crusaders tree climbers!" said Sweetie Belle
The evil duo glanced at each other. The crusaders did not seem to realize that they were the murderers, or that they were being chased. Both on the same page, they grinned at each other. They had found their distraction, or should we say distractions.
"Hey Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Ihave an idea! Would you like to be the Cutie Mark Crusader Police Chasers? All you need to do is chase the police. its easy! " said Fluttershy
"Hmm... we could be like, the bad guys, and they could be the good guys. Maybe we were meant to be criminals! Or maybe the police are the bad guys!'" cried Apple Bloom
"YA!" Said Scootaloo
And so the Cutie Mark Crusaders ran past the police ponies, shouting 'HAHA! YOU CAN"T CATCH US! CUTIE MARK CRUSADER POLICE CHASER CRIMINALS CAN"T BE STOPPED! YA!'
And sure enough, the police ponies said "Hy, what do you little fillies think you are doing? Get back here! No pony enters or leaves this city with out permission. Do you hear me? Get back here!" and with that, the police ponies turned, and chased the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
"Quick, hurry! We can get inside that building if we act fast!" said Pinky. And the two criminals ran inside the building. Pinky ran up to the roof, with Fluttershy flying close behind her.
"Here we are." Said Pinky, taking out her gun. She then proceeded to shoot every police pony in sight.
"Good work Pinky" said Fluttershy. "We are safe here for now."
"OMYGOSH THAT WAS SOOO COOL! DID YOU SEE HOW PINKY JUST KILLED ALL THOSE PONIES! I WANT TO DO THATT!"
Fluttershy and Pinky Pie turned around in confusion, trying to find the source of the voice. They saw… the Cutie Mark Crusaders?
"Anyways, ZOMG that was AWESOME!" continued Scootaloo
"What are you doing here?" asked Pinky
"We wanted to see what you were doing. Is it true? Did you really kill Justin Beiber like the police ponies said?" asked Sweetie Belle
"How many people have you killed?" asked Apple Bloom
"well… there was Jbeibz, Rainbow Dash, and 1- no, 2- no, 62 police ponies" confessed Pinky
"COOL!" can we join you? We could be your guards, or we could help you kill people, or we could be-"
"Your assistants! We could be your assistants!" said Apple Bloom, interrupting Scootaloo
"Ya! The Cutie Mark Crusader Assistants!" said Sweetie Belle
"well… " started Fluttershy
"SURE!" said Pinky "we could have death parties and stuff!"
And so the party of five broke into an apartment, and stayed the night, feeling safe for once.
S- Voila! Chapter four!
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