Chapter 4 a small road bump
Rated M for sexual situations and language
Disclaimer I don't own South Park
Chapter 4 A small road bump
Man I can't believe what happened said Wendy
Yeah I know I said
What the hell do you want cartman said Wendy?
Just to say hi damn hoe I said
Ok fatass what's your game said Wendy
No game I just wanted to know if you heard about Nicole I said
Yes she is pregnant I knew that for a week how did you find out said Wendy
Ehh kahl said it once I said
Well then maybe you shouldn't listen in on Kyle conversations asshole said Wendy
Ha your pissed at kahl huh I said
NO IM PISSED AT YOU I CARE FOR KYLE yelled Wendy
….what I said
Yeah he helped me out when no one else did he helped me study…ME his biggest competition in school so guess what he's getting a reward hell he might even get my promotion to fuck me yeah go tell that to kenny huh said Wendy
You really are a whore I said
No I am not I already talked about it to my friends and they think its sweet for me to sleep with Kyle HELL they think I should date him said Wendy
"I walked away in shame and in tears but I couldn't let her see me this way"
SCREW YOU WENDY IMMA GOING HOME I yelled
Hey can I come over said Kenny
Uhhhh sure I said
"Wow this was going to be easier then I thought"
Hey Kenny I said
Yeah cartman said Kenny
So I want to ask you something I said
Yeah said Kenny
Can you spread a rumor saying Stan like Wendy I Asked?
Why the fuck would I do that asked Kenny
Because Wendy is going to screw kahl I said
Dude that's awesome said Kenny
But what of Stan what if he dies inside I asked
I think Stan is cool with it said Kenny
BUT I AM NOT COOL WITH IT I blurted out
"Oh shit"
Why you do like Wendy asked Kenny
If I liked Wendy why would I be setting her and Stan up I asked
YOU LIKE KYLE said Kenny
Dude uh no I said
Yes you do said Kenny
No I don't I want to screw kahl over that's why I said
Yeah I bet said Kenny
"I hit kenny over the head with a bottle he collapsed"
Well plan B then I said
5 hours later
Uggh said Kenny
Moring sexy I said
Oh shit we didn't said Kenny
We sure did man you loved every second of it to I said
"kenny woke up to me and him naked in the bed I kind of liked it but unforcinatly I thought of Kyle the entire….FAKE time HA JUST WATCH"
Ok so we screwed said Kenny
Yep and now I have dirt on you I said
Ha well no one will believe you said Kenny
I taped the whole thing I said
….ok so what you will be exposed as being gay said Kenny
Nope…I TOOK IT I said
WHAT said Kenny?
"His face went pale he was so scared I showed him the tape and I have to say i am good with string and ventriloquism"
So I wanted this said Kenny
Yes you practically attacked me…
"Kenny then kissed me AH SHIT HE IS GAY"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME yelled Kenny?
Dude you're not gay I said
Wait what said Kenny
I faked the whole thing you are being manipulated…BUT you can't prove it so now you are my bitch I said
Ah fuck you cartman said Kenny
"I thought he was going to kick my ass for the tape…..but no he laughed"
Ok man you must really care about Kyle to go through all this just to get me to spread a rumor said Kenny
Uggh you think I am pathetic I asked
Yes very but I understand ok I will spread the rumor…..AND help you get Kyle BUT you need to give me the tape it's not necessary said Kenny
Ok I said plus I need you for another task you might enjoy this one I said
Ok shoot what it is asked Kenny
Let's just say I prayed that you would help me no matter what because you're going to get laid and also a Girlfriend I said
Shit ok who is the girl asked Kenny
Bebe I said
Oh shit hell yeah she has a fine ass and her boobs make my head spin said Kenny
Yeah the only girl kahl has ever slept with I said
Wait Kyles got action damn why didn't he tell me said Kenny
Because he promised Bebe that he would never tell a soul cause it was a friendship fuck I said
Ha a pack to lose the cherry said Kenny
Yep so here is what's going to happen Stan and Wendy well there going to fuck I said
Wait huh said Kenny
Yes right in the school closet they both can make up midterms so it's cool I said
Ok how do we do it said Kenny
Right then my phone rang…..IT WAS KAHL
What do you want Jew I Asked?
"Don't hate me"
Nothing just I don't know you want to hang later this weekend I heard what you said to Wendy and I feel bad I know you like her said Kyle
"Ok this works out"
Yeah I did at one point I admitted
HA I KNEW IT said Wendy
Leave him alone said Kyle
"All I heard was mumbling and giggling and shit"
Nicholes in tears and token is furious but they decided to talk said Kyle
Well good that was my original plan I said
Yeah said Kyle
Why is Wendy over there I asked
Celebration said Kyle
…what I said
"I heard a giggle in the back ground"
I got laid bro said Kyle
End of chapter
End Summery
DAMN SON Kyle got some of Wendy man he moves fast what will cartman do will he speed up the process or will he give up and find a real man TUNE IN NEXT WEEK ON DRAGON BALL Z…wait I think I did this joke before hmmm
A/N
Ok guys cliffhanger wait for tomorrow to get the next 4 parts I decided to separate into 4 parts per section so yeah 4 different times a day I wanted to rush these 4 for you guys cause I love you ALL OF YOU even the haters cause without you I wouldn't know how to live "sniff"
Oh P.S
Allergies suck ass