Tobari-chan: It's one o'clock in the mornin! And this is my first update in a while. If you haven't read the last author's note, you'll know why I haven't done anything in a while.

Manda-chan: Evil she-who-will-not-be-named! Evilly evily evil!

Tobari-chan: If anyone sees any typos.. please please tell me. I'm a bit tired, but I really wanted to update because I didn't want to make you all get mad at me and I wanted to write something down before I fell asleep at my computer. God I'm tired. BUT-

Manda-chan: Because she loves you so very very much-

Tobari-chan: I decided to give you guys a little something to read before you all go crazy on me and leave me for a newbie writer that mispelles the word... 'the'.

Manda-chan: That was harsh.

Tobari-chan: Yeah... sorry. SO, since this is somewhat chapter 5. PARTY TIME! -Throws confetti.- At the bottom of this will be the rest of the party. BUT, don't skip a head. You get a peak of Shippo's home life! Dun dun dun... Also, As you might have noticed, Keiko was in the last real chapter. You might find some other great anime stars in this one. Oh.. If I get reviews on what anime these people are from I might give you your own character! Maybe. You have to e-mail me. By the way, I am now using sock puppets for my disclaimers... childish.. but I love sock puppets.

Sockpuppet disclaimer: Tobari-chan doesn't own Inuyasha.. or any of the characters in it. So review and please don't sue.

Tobari-chan: Ooo.. that rhymes!

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Shippo flipped on a light and shut the door of his condo before taking off his shoes and stepping onto the white plush carpet of his home. While removing his jacket, he walked over to his beeping answering machine. He pressed a red button and a automatic voice said 'You have: 5 New messages.' Shippo sighed as the voice continued.

"Message number 1:" the voice stopped and a new one continued, "Hey, this is Haku. Dude, I have awesome news! Chihiro's pregnant! I'll talk to 'ya later." Shippo smirked slightly at this news and waited for the next message.

"Message number 2: Shippo, I've been meaning to talk to you about the other week," An extremely girlish voice could be heard sniffing from the machine," I know you didn't mean to break up with me, I really didn't cheat on you. That guy was my bro-" Shippo grimaced and pressed the delete button on his latest ex-girlfriend's voice.

"Message number 3: Hi Shippo. I haven't talked to you in a long time, but this is Sakura. I heard that you're single from one of my friends, so I decided to call you up. I'll call you later since you're not home right now. Maybe we can go out sometime..." The message ended and Shippo flinched. He had hoped to never hear that slut's voice again. (I don't like Sakura...) He had accidently gotten her pregnant in America, and she had been stalking him ever since. She had even followed him back to Japan.

"Message number 4: Hey, its me again... Why don't you ever pick up the phone when I call? I mis-" Again, his ex-girlfriend Asuka. And again, he deleted the message. Shippo sighed and thought 'I have way to many stalkers.'

"Message number 5: Shippo, its Sesshoumaru. I see from your e-mail that you have found the miko. Why have you not told her that you and I are still alive? Do you find the miko being left in the dark about everything that she left behind amusing?" Shippo growled at this. "You will do well to tell her, before I find a way to confront her myself. I do not think it is wise to keep her alone for much longer." With a loud click and a beep, all the remaining messages were deleted.

Tobari-chan: Please let me sleep!

Manda-chan: NO! YOU MUST UPDATE.

Tobari-chan: Well.. this chapter is a start!

Manda-chan: Don't you think your fans will be disappointed!

Tobari-chan: Yes.. but I'm tired and sick. -coughs.-

Manda-chan: -Le sigh- Fine. But next time... you're not getting away with being ill.

Tobari-chan: ...Slave driver. Anywho... I know this is a short chapter, but cookies and junk food and plushies everywhere for reviewers. Oo.. And I must share the news! I have had exactly eight hundred and eighty hits on my story so far. YAY! -Throws confetti- I shall update later, for I think Manda-chan has drank too much. I apologize, but all of you can couch out on my potato until the next update. God I'm tired... -Zonks out on keyboard.-