Chapter 4

On Saturday, Wanda, Sissy, Fonda, Crystal, Peter, and Zack were in Cosmo's bedroom. Wanda was in a chair facing Cosmo who was petting his teddy bear, Berry. His braces were showing.

"So you have come to me on a Saturday morning, what information is so important that making me miss my Saturday morning cartoons?" Cosmo asked in his best Godfather impression.

"Please Cosmo…" Wanda started.

"Please, call me Cosmo Godfather." Cosmo informed Wanda.

"Okay Cosmo Godfather," Wanda continued. "I need to pretend to be dumb in order to show everyone that no matter how much people try; nobody's perfect."

"Hey Zack!" Cosmo whispered to Zack.

"Yeah buddy?" Zack asked.

"You think if I do a good job, I'll be a real Godfather someday?"

"Well that depends, if…"

"Can we all just stay on track?" Peter interrupted.

"Sorry!" Cosmo said. He turned back to Wanda, petting Berry.

"Please Cosmo Godfather," Wanda said. "Can you please show me your many wise ways of being ignorant?"

"I will consider that idea, if you do me one tiny favor."

"Yeah, what is it? I'll do anything to learn how to be dumb!"

"First you got to tell me… what does ignorant mean?"

"Oh boy," Sissy said. "This is going really well!"

"Shhhhh!" Crystal whispered. .

"Ignorant means stupid." Peter explained.

"So an ignorant person means that they are stupid in some ways." Fonda added.

"Right!" Cosmo said. "Now let's watch a short video on the many ways of being dumb with the favorite dumbest creatures around, Pichu and Patrick!" Peter poofed a projector and a pulled screen, and poofed the camera on. Zack shut of the lights, while Crystal gave Wanda a pencil and a notepad. Then she and the rest poofed up popcorn, and sat back to watched.

"Hi I'm Pichu!" Pichu said when he came on screen. The background showed a parie that he was in. "amb me amb this guy," Patrick came in.

"Hi!" Patrick greeted.

"Are gomma show yous fairies how to be dumb!"

"That's right!" Patrick said. "We're gonna show you how to be dumb, dumber, and uhhh, the dumbest fairy in the world!"

"Ok, leps begims…" First Pichu showed a yellow egg with a black lighting bolt on it.

"This is hows I was borms!" Pichu explained. "In this giamt egg thimgy!" Then the egg bounced around and began to hatch.

"Whos lucky day is this goimgs to be? Lep's just watch and sees!" The top part came off, and a little pichu was inside the egg! He was wearing the top of the egg shell on his head.

"Pichu!" The newly baby pichu said in a cute tone.

"Awe! Aren't I cutsy woosty?" Narrator Pichu said. "It's always a lucky day whem a Pichus is borm! Movimg om!" The film moved on, and told about Pichu's life!

Nine hour later, the other fairies were asleep; Wanda was the only one awake to take some interesting notes (basically on Pichu's long grandfather's life, and not what she came to Cosmo's house for.)

"Sos yous now kmows how tos be dumbs!" Pichu concluded.

"Yeah, so now you can go home and try it!" Patrick added. He then looked at Pichu. "Hey wait a minute! Aren't we going to show my long grandfather's life now? We just showed yours. That's not…"

"Ohs well, wes all outs of times. Besides, I'm more cuters amyways!"

"Oh Okay well, bye bye!"

"Byes!" Then Pichu and Patrick held hands, and did their closing act.

"Be dumbs, be happy!" They said together. Then the movie was done, Wanda put away her pencil and notepad, poofed away the film equipment, then turned on the light. She went to the snoozing Cosmo.

"Uh, Cosmo Godfather?" Cosmo kept on snoozing.

"Cosmo Godfather?" Still nothing.

"COSMO GODFATHER!" Wanda screamed. Started, Cosmo woke up.

"Huh, what?" He looked around, holding Berry tightly. "Y-you can't have Berry bear thieves, he's mine, all mine! You hear me?! All…" He looked at Wanda.

"Oh, hi Wanda!" The rest of the friends woke up. "Can I help you?"

"Uh sorry to bother you, but the movie's done." Cosmo looked at the wall where the screen was, started, he nearly dropped his popcorn.

"Whoa! It's done already? Man, that was quick!"

"Did you learn anything Wanda?" Crystal asked. They all waited for Wanda's answer.

"Yeah, I learned plenty!" Wanda said.

"Like what?" Sissy wanted to know.

"Well I learned that Pichu hatched from an egg and…"

"Not that!" Sissy said. 'What did you learn from the movie?" Wanda didn't know what to say.

Why did I come here pretending to not know how to be dumb? Wanda asked herself. How could I be so dumb? All I have to do in order to be dumb is to do the exact opposite of what I do right now!

"Uh, I learned that two plus two is fou…" She stopped herself just in time!

"Five!" She blurted out. The friends gasped.

"Wanda, that's incorrect." Crystal said. "Way to go girl!" Wanda smiled. She felt bad for telling the incorrect answer, but was glad in learning how to be dumb.

"What's seven plus seven?"

"Fifteen!"

"What come's after four?" Zack asked.

"Negative 300!"

"What's three plus three?" Fonda quizzed.

"Seventeen!" Sissy's turn.

"Who was the first man that landed on the moon?"

"Pichu Elashock!"

"What's the name of a three sided figure?"

"A square!"

"What is the Spanish word for…?"

"Okay that's enough!" Crystal told everyone. ""We all know that our friend Wanda has now completely changed her IQ, so now she must rest her brain and get ready for the tournament next Saturday."

"Crystal's right!" Fonda agreed. "If our girl going to win, we got to prepare her for it. We'll give her nonstop questions every day in school beginning Monday so that we're sure a correct answer doesn't slip out. Now who's with me?!"

"Yeah!" Everyone except Wanda and Fonda cheered.

"Okay, it's settled!" Fonda declared. "From this point on until after the tournament, we're experenceing a whole new Wanda!" Everyone cheered.

Hey Zack?" Cosmo asked. Zack looked at his friend.

"Yeah?"

"I don't get it! I mean, I don't see anything different about Wanda, do you?" Zack shrugged his soldiers.

"Beats me!" He admitted.

"And what's an IQ? Is that a new kind of ice cream flavor? "Zack shrugged again.

"Hey dude, don't ask me. I'm not smart!" Wanda blushed as the cheering died down.

"Awe, you guys don't have to do what you're doing just to help little ol' me."

"No, we want to help!" Fonda told her.

"That what friends do!" Crystal joined in. "They help friends in need!"

"Thanks guys." Wanda said. "You guys are really being true friends."

"That's another Hannah Montany's songs!" Sissy blurted out. "True friend!"

"Gosh, how many Hannah Montany's songs are there?" Cosmo wanted to knew.

"I don't know!" Zack shrugged. "But man, some girls just can't get enough of her!"

So, all of them went to their houses, to begin thinking up quiz questions for Wanda to answer incorrectly.