EDWARD TO ALICE:
TO: Trust Me I'm Alice –Insert Evil Laugh Here-
CC: Edward Hottness is the name Cullen is his game
Hahhahahhaa
-Jazzy poo, I mean Jasper to me, walks in and feels your lust for the couch-
-and then I walk in after hearing Jasper's thoughts which go along these lines: "OMG WHEN… WHEN DID ALICE GIVE UP HER LOVE OF ME FOR A LOUNGE" which were thought in utmost desperation-
-then bursts into laughing after hearing: "ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY ITS NAME ISINCREDIBLY FANTASTIC"-
xEdward the Cullen.
ALICE TO EDWARD:
TO: Edward Hottness is the name Cullen is his game
CC: Trust Me I'm Alice –Insert Evil Laugh Here-
LAUGH. OUT. LOUD.
-I feel waves of Jasper's sadness, which then turn to lust-
-Jasper leaves and goes to furniture shop to get couch and finds that I had bought the last one-
-Jasper is sad but continues his search for a sexy piece of furniture-
-his eyes fall on the "Alice Writing Desk (and for your information there is an actual desk called that, just as there is an actual "Jasper" lounge. LOL - link on Profile)
-takes desk home and puts it in his and my room opposite my sexy couch-
-tries to make me jealous- LOL
-growls maliciously at desk-
xxMARY ALICE
ALICE GIVES A BIG KUDO TO: thefuturemrs.edwardcullen. the only one who guessed what the song was from chapter two. -grudgingly hands over blood flavoured lolliepop- lol not even my cowriter, Edward, guessed what it was, but i suppose he/she is mentally retarted... -edward glares- hee hee. i still love you though brother :D
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