Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or its characters. If I did, said characters would be happy all of the time and I'm pretty sure that the show would tank.

AN: This is the first time I tackle Brittana, so be gentle, please.


Brittany / Santana Drabbles

Angst

She'd had sex with boys before.

What made Wheels special?

AU

Officer Lopez looked at the blonde through the rearview mirror.

"How long you been turning tricks?"

Crack!Fic

"You're not wearing underwear," she deadpanned.

"... How...?"

"I have X-ray vision."

Crossover

"Virgins never die."

"Well then... I guess we're doomed."

Death

It's been over a year and Brittany still can't listen to Melissa Etheridge.

First Time

Brittany had never kissed a guy. Santana was more than willing to teach her.

Fluff

Soft fingers linked with hers. She smiled and pulled her close.

Humor

She cringed when they started kissing.

Could-you-pry-yourselves-apart-for-a-fucking-minute-and-let-me-eat! she thought.

"Ow!"

"Sorry, didn't mean to step on your foot, Brit!"

Hurt/Comfort

She ran her fingers over the other girl's back, needing to calm her.

Show-related

"Wheels...?"

"He's hot," she smiled, knowing the other girl was jealous.

Smut

She pressed her lips against Brittany's, moaning when she felt her tongue beg for entrance.

UST

"Brit, wait."

"Why?"

Santana pulled her close. "Because I miss you," she breathed.