I'm so evillllllllllll! How long has it been since I updated?! Forever... Argh! So, I was re-reading the second chapter ('Cause I have nothing better to do than re-read my own fanfictions... sigh.) and realized that Riku said a pun at the end of it. (Involving "coming". I crack up at that word now. But I got like, eight detentions because of laughing in class. XD ) That wasn't implied, and it was awful. Although, I did giggle at my oblivious-..ness... (if that's a word) to that pun. Sighs. So! Lot's of Homosexual pairings, and blah blah blahedy-blah, like you guys actually read these. (I like to pretend people care ~sniff~) And I promise, the writing is going to be better! I'm just gonna BETA my own stories, since my old BETA wasn't the best. (A friend I know in real life, I don't just diss random people. Heh.) I must have just scares away like twenty possible BETA's. Alright, on with the story! Done with the procrasinating. And if anyone has any ideas for this, please let me know and- just get on with the damn story!
Disclaimer: I hate you. Just 'cause you asked. Ya.
"So what's the plan?" Olette asked, laughing when Kairi flipped off some of th epeople that were staring at us.
"Kai, we were laughing like maniacs, I would have looked too, to make sure no one was gonna die, y'know?" Namine shoved Kairi's hand down, and returned her attention to me.
"It's quite simple. Lock them in a closet and make sure there is sappy music. But a scent would help. Did any of you bring perfume?" Valerie asked, rummaging through her purse.
"I have like, tons. What scent? Vanilla, Rosey Peaches, Cinnamon?" Olette asked, holding her baby blue purse up for everyone to inspect.
"Er... Vanilla reminds me of my mom. Gag. Cinnamon will be reserved for Roxas and Axel, when I want black mail. Tee hee. What's Rosey Peaches?" Valerie asked, pulling her hands out of her purse, eyerows twitching when she tried to figure out what that lump at the bottom of her purse was.
"Why does everyone ask that? Rosey Peaches. A mix of Roses and Peaches. Just like the title says, for god's sake! ... it smells quite nice, actually." Olette huffed, handing Valerie the bottle.
"Alright! We've gotta plan! Olette, come with me. I'm gonna find a closet and set it up. Namine and Kairi, keep them busy for ten minutes, make sure they don't look for either of us or leave or get too busy or etcetera. I'll come down and convince Sora and Riku to go upstairs. Make sure no one follows." Valerie smiled, already turning around to walk up the stairs. Olete followed, waving to Kairi and Namine.
"So, are we just gonna spray it?" Olete asked, trudging up the carpeted stairs.
"Ya, if I can find one. Do you know where one is?" Valerie asked, lifting her leg over th elast step and staring down the long, dark hallway.
"The third room on the left. COme on." Olette guided her burgundy haired friend to the room, opening the grey door.
"See? Right there." Olette smiled in triumph, pleased that for once she remembered where something was.
"Cake it in this perfume, k? We have ten minutes, the scent will subside, but it will be strong. THen they'll get a bit faint and it'll all go uphill from there. There's a lock on this, right?"
"Ya. Should we clean it, too?"
"Just shove the stuff to the sides."
"No can do. There's too much. But it's Axel's stuff, he wouldn't give a shit if I shoved it under his bed, hold on a minute."
" 'Kay. When you're done, let me know. I gotta set this radio up..."
"..............Done. Where'd you get the radio?"
"It was beside the bed, thank god. Would you care if we used this up?"
"Not really. I have about five more bottles at home."
"Good. 'Cause we're not gonna spray it. I'm taking off the lid and splashing it."
"Wait, spray it a couple times first, so the smell is everywhere. We don't want just highly concentrated areas."
"True." And with that, Valerie spritzed a bit of the perfume around, before growing impatient and just taking the cap off, strewing the liquid out randomly.
"It's all good! How long did that take?" Valerie asked, throwing the bottle into a small garbage bin. She closed the door. to make sure the scent didn't invade the entire house. The burgundy haired girl took off her glasses, and slipped them in her purse. Olette checked her watch.
"Eight minutes. Why'd you take your glasses off?" She asked, pushing her green sleeve over her watch again.
"So RIku and Sora will get up here. Go mingle with the crowd. Make sure no one but Sora helps me if I fall, k?"Valerie clasped he rpurse shut, and proceeded to stumble out of the room.
"Alright." Olette agreed, a bit confused. She walked a bit faster than Valerie, slipping into the crowd when she got downstairs. Valerie attempted to walk downstairs, but fell about halfway. Everyone heard the crash, and looked up.
"Ohmigoodnesss! Are you-" Namine was cut off as Olette placed her hand over the blondes mouth, dragging her away from the scene and whispering an explanation.
"God-fucking-damn-it-shit-fuck-elbowpain-damn-it!Fuck..." Valerie cursed, attempting to stand up again, but she ended up falling, staring at the carpet, legs tilted slightly above her head.
"Val? You need help?" Sora asked, calmly walking up the stairs, Riku behind him. By now, most of the party-goers had lost interest.
"I'm fucking peachy, Sora! ... Teehee... No damn it, I'm not fine! Where the hell are my glasses? I didn't even notice them fall off! Fuck!" Valerie growled, grabbing Sora's hand and hositing herself up, staggering a bit,
"Do you need help finding them?" Sora sighed, already walking up the stairs. Of course she needed help finding them, it's not like she could see withouth them.
"No, Sora. I don't need help, I can see fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Completely. Yup."
"Just shut up, Val. Ri, you coming?"
"Ya." Riku replied, shoving his hands in his pockets and marching up the stairs.
"Well, let's start at the beggining. I had wandered into the third room on the left, 'cause that's where someone said there was a washroom. Then I bumped into the closet door, and they must have come off then." Valerie explained, following behind Sora.
"This one?" Sora asked, pointing at a grey door in front of him. Riku grabbed Valerie's waist so she wouldn't fall again, because she was swaying dangerously and had walked into the wall twice.
"Fuck, I think I have a black eye. Yes, that one, Sora." Valerie sighed, reaching out and opening twisting the doorknob. Riku let her go, figuring it was safe.
"Look in the closet, would you? I can't sdee..." Valerie whined, letting out a cry when she tripped over a shoe and landed face first into the bed. She quickly righted herself, and pushed Riku in the direction of the closet.
"Please! I need to see..." She continued whining, standing behind them. RIku and Sora both walked into the closet.
"It smells nice!" Sora gasped, bending on his knees.
"Why didn't we turn the lights on?" RIku noticed, before the door suddenly swung shut, engulfing them in complete darkness.
"You better appreciate this, Sora! I am bruised beyond belief! My glasses are in my purse, by the war." A voice called from the other side. An audible click was heard, and Riku sighed.
"Valerie! Let us out right no- EEK!" Sora screamed as he got up, but ended up tripping over his shoelace and landing on top of Riku.
"Sora? Your on... m-my crotch..." Riku gasped. Sora shifted his knee, and grinned sheepishly.
"Sorry, Riku. Don't you have a flashlight?"
"Yes. And, I agree, it smells really nice."
"Mhm... we're gonna be in here awhile."
"How do you know that?"
"Val has a short attention span. She'll forget we're here. Or she'll leave us in here on purpose, just to tick me off."
"Haha...She's cute. But your much cuter, Sora."
"...What?"
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Not much of an ending, but that's what other chapters are for, right? Don't worry, each chapter will be based on some other couples point of view. I will have it all! Yaoi, Yuri, and hetero relationships. But not much Yuri, it makes me uncomfortable. My apologies.
Random fact? Alright, if you insist! I nce literally jumped off my chair in the middle of class because my cell phone vibrated. It was really hard to explain, especially because I squeaked.
Hm! If any of the non-romantic situations seem odd to you, trust me, they have happened. This is mostly based around the more odd things I've done with my friends. I'm nuts, and they know it. They have to expect this sorta thing.
....A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. :D