This is a paper i had to write on my views on Humanity

Humanity is truly a wondrous thing to behold. The only being thought to have conscious and subconscious capacity for thinking. But if one dwells upon it though, one starts to wonder if that is a wondrous thing indeed. humans are an ingenious creature whom are placed on a pedestal too high for any other animal to reach as how it should be. Because we are the only ones to drive, write, and to indulge ourselves with, for the most part, petty and useless endeavors. Yet we are also the only ones who kill in cold blood, or to wage wars upon wars for money and/or recourses. There is a theory that states the universe only exists because humans are conscious to observe it's existence. This thinking may appear as a vain way of thinking, and maybe it is, but it is merely it's merely saying that that because humans are able to observe the world around them they discovered the universe. Any other animal is aware of it's world but disregards it as an unneeded fact.

...admittedly, it looked longer, and more impressive on paper...

The following is not my creation, and is an extract from another story on fanfiction so i will title it acordingly.

The RAA: Remus Admirers Anonymous

Chapter Fourteen: November

Author : rry

Link to story : fanfiction .net/s/3420689/1/The_RAA_Remus_Admirers_Anonymous

Summary : Sirius is the president of the 'RAA'. It was a joke at first, but then it got serious. RLSB SBRL slash i hope it's better than it sounds, i think it is anyway. First part in the 'CLUB' series

Pairing : Remus/Sirius Sirius/Remus slash boyXboy ect.

Link to chapter : fanfiction .net/s/3420689/14/The_RAA_Remus_Admirers_Anonymous

Before i put this i would like to say that this extract has no SBRL/RLSB in it for those who do not like slash.

And again that this is not mine, but rry 's story.

also i recomend you read this story, because it is hilarious,

anyways here it is;

"Sirius! How could you?" James yelled playfully. "Please, just tell me that you didn't go to the library!" James reached out and placed a placed a hand on Sirius's forearm.

"I'm… sorry, but, I had too!" Sirius turned his head away in shame.

"Noo!" James yelled dramatically. "How could you?"

Sirius slowly turned teary eyes on James. "The… Leprechauns, they made me."

James's eyes widened and he pulled Sirius into a rough hug, while exclaiming, "How terrible!"

Sirius pulled back and placed his hands on James's shoulders, "That's not even the worst of it!"

James gasped loudly, "GO ON!"

"Well," Sirius started calmly and wriggled out of James's grasp, "I was walking down the corridor last Sunday then suddenly ZZZUOOOOOM!" he slapped his hands together; "this THING comes out of NO WHERE and tackles me to the floor! The Leprechaun jumps up and yells 'TAKE ME TO THE MOON!' and I'm just like 'What the HELL!' and then it drags me off to its space ship by my lovely hair to become its man-slave! Luckily, there was this frog in the corner! And it was like 'POOOOOOSH!' and round house kicked the Leprechaun! I was free! I thanked the frog and tried to be on my way but then the frog was like 'NO! Now you are now my pet hamster!' I had to run for my very LIFE!" Sirius slammed his hands down onto the table. "I managed to get to the elephant yard before I was tripped up by a wild TIGER! IT TRIED TO EAT ME PRONGS! Then the frog sacrificed itself to save me and I rode the tiger over the moon and ended up in La-La-Land with a hangover and my jeans ripped and I DON'T REMEMBER HOW IT HAPPENED!" Sirius sniffed, "And then the wild daisies started singing." He sniffed again and looked at James.

James stared at Sirius, "Oh my god," he said slowly, his voice cracking lightly, "that's horrible." His eyebrows twitched rapidly and Sirius knew he was trying not to laugh. He and Peter had been laughing throughout Sirius's entire tale. Remus' shoulders were shaking and his face was hidden behind his book completely.

Sirius sniffed, "It'll scar me permanently."

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I have a few questions, that i shall list if anyone reads this i would thoroughly enjoy your opinions

1) During the typical human-vamp relationship the girl is human,

how does the guy stand being around her when she's on period?

Or is it considered 'bad blood' because the body is already

trying to rid itself of it?

2) If you were to play a blank tape would a mime be able to hear it?

3) Do worms ever scream?

this will probably be added to later.