Chapter 4: Catfight Galore and the Odd Couple
RAW was in none other than Brittany's hometown of New York City near Manhattan and on that night, John was teaming up with Umaga in a tag team match against Randy and Carlito.
The gang took a flight from Portland, Maine where the RAW houseshow was to New York City and they arrived at Brittany's upscale apartment along with Rochelle and Delancey. After they got out of the car with their stuff, they took the elevator to the 35th floor, and got out. When the gang arrived at Brittany's apartment, they went inside and John and Nicole got settled in one of the guest rooms.
"Are you all right?" John said.
"Yeah, I'm fine," Nicole said. "I'm just...I just wanna get my hands on that bitch, whatever her name is. Now it's like things could get worse."
"Yeah, don't worry. Everything will be okay. I promise."
"I hope so."
Then Delancey came into the room.
"Nicole, I got the information," Delancey said.
"Okay," Nicole said.
She looked at John and he nodded his head. Then she left the guest room and followed Delancey to the living room where Brittany and Rochelle was with Delancey's laptop computer on the coffee table. Then Delancey sat on the couch next to Rochelle and Brittany and Nicole sat on the floor.
"Okay," Delancey said. "Her name is Mercedes Martinez, but her ring name is Amanda. She's 24 years old, 5'11, she was born and raised in Cincinnati, Ohio, and she's been competing in fitness competitions starting at age nineteen after she graduated from high school. Here's a bombshell: her birthday is before yours, Nicole."
"Oh, really?" Nicole said. "How long has she been training to be a wrestler?"
"Four years. Here's another bombshell: did that outfit she wore the night she attacked us look familar to you?"
"Yeah, it was the same outfit I wore I attacked you on my first night in the WWE."
"Is she trying to be a copycat or something?" Brittany said.
"Wearing that outfit, but her hair's not even blonde," Rochelle said. "Maybe she's bringing up Nicole's past to throw her off."
"Could she be siding with Randy as well?"
"Maybe because he knows he can't touch us, so it looks like Amanda's doing the dirty work for him."
"It looks like I'll be facing my darkside and Randy's gonna get a good laugh out of it," Nicole said.
"Not for long because you know we got your back and we're not gonna have a repeat performance of what happened last year?"
"Yeah, you're right."
Later, RAW was on and Nicole was for looking for Amanda because there was a score to be settled.
Later, the gang and I arrived at the arena and I haven't seen Amanda's skanky ass all day. RAW was on and she was still nowhere to be found. She was probably hiding thinking about her next move. Here I am walking down the hallway looking for Amanda and there she was standing near a table all alone. As I stared at her, I immediately lost it.
Nicole ran over to Amanda and she tackled her to the ground. Then the two got into a braw punching each other and pulling their hair. Then some referees and officials came and they were able to separate the two Divas.
"Stop it!" General Manager William Regal said as he came forward. "Stop it! Well, Nicole, it looks like you're ready to fight. I'm going to get what you want. You want to fight? You got it. Nicole Mitchell versus...What's your name?"
"Amanda," Amanda said.
"Nicole Mitchell versus Amanda at Summerslam. Now you got that?"
"That's just fine," Nicole said.
"That's fine with me too," Amanda said.
"Good," William said.
"I'm not through with you yet, Amanda," Nicole said. "Not by a long shot."
Then Nicole walked away as Amanda smiled.
Later, it was time for the tag team match which was John and Umaga versus Randy and Carlito.
Randy's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain with Amanda following him. Amanda was wearing a pink satin mesh bra with a black flower, pink satin mesh garter slip with black plain top stockings, a black rhinestone and rose choker, and her hair curled. The two walked down the ramp and got inside the ring. Amanda was standing in the middle of the ring as Randy went on one of the turnbuckles and did his pose. He got back down and asked for a microphone.
"John Cena is the longest reigning WWE champion in almost two decades," Randy said. "But in less than two weeks, the fairytale storybook ride that John Cena's been on will be over. Now everybody knows what I capable of. I don't just beat people, I end careers. And tonight, John Cena's gonna get a small glimpse of what's gonna happen at Summerslam when he faces me one-on-one for the WWE Title. Now for those of you that dislike John Cena, I'm going to be your hero whether you like it or not. For those of you out there who favor John Cena., I'm going to be your worst nightmare because nothing can stop me at Summerslam from becoming the new WWE champion."
Then Randy gave the microphone to Amanda and she said,
"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Amanda, I'm the newest WWE RAW Diva and I'm also Nicole's counterpart. As you can see, I'm wearing Nicole's old clothes and my hair's not even blonde because everyone knows Nicole was and still is a dumb blonde. She's a slut for dumping Randy Orton for John Cena and look what happened to her the past two years, She's a former three-time Women's Champion, an actress, a singer, a Playboy cover girl, and a two-time Babe of the Year. Well, Nicole, your fairytale storybook ride that you've been on will be over because your darkside has come back to haunt you. Since Randy can't lay a hand on you, I'm gonna be doing his work for him. Who knows? Maybe one day I'll take over your beautiful life...and also have your soon-to-be former WWE Champion husband all to myself."
I basically wanted to run out there and kill her with my bare hands for that last line she just said as I was watching from backstage. As Carlito and Umaga went out to the ring, John, Brittany, Rochelle, and I were the last ones to come out and when we got to the ring, I wanted to jump Amanda but John stopped me and held me back. I was gonna wait until Amanda did something sneaky.
Then John, the girls, and Carlito left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Umaga and Orton started things off with the two circling around the ring and Umaga was running over Orton with hard blows. Umaga tried for a splash in the corner but Randy moved out of the way. Randy tagged in Carlito and together they attacked Umaga with clubs to the back and they tried to bounce Umaga off the ropes but Umaga held on and gave a double clothesline. Then John came into the ring attacking Carlito while Umaga was attacking Randy and Randy and Carlito were thrown out of the ring. John and Umaga had a staredown before John left the ring and Carlito came back into the ring.
Umaga, this time, gave Carlito hard blows and tagged in John. John bounced Carlito's head several times on the turnbuckle and John shoved Carlito into Umaga's back elbow. John covered for a two count and John went to work on Carlito with right hands. John continued in the corner and ran over Carlito with a shoulderblock and then he hit the sit-out slam before setting up for the Five Knuckle Shuffle. John went for the FU but Randy grabbed Carlito from the apron to pull him down.
Randy off the apron before John could catch him and Carlito attacked John from behind and he rolled to the outside. Carlito distracted the referee as Randy attacked John by giving him an uppercut before Brittany could try to stop him. Rochelle followed the other way before Amanda could stop her and Nicole pulled Rochelle back. Carlito rolled John back into the ring and covered for two. Carlito clubbed John a couple times and kicked John at the head and tagged in Randy.
Randy stared at John and gave a right hand and stomped on John's head. Randy then landed a dropkick to John for a two count and tagged in Carlito. Carlito then stomped on John and gave a few shoulderblocks in the corner. As Carlito distracted the referee, Randy clubbed John in the back of the head and Carlito landed a neckbreaker for a two count. Carlito got a chinlock on John with his knee on John's spine and John got up and took Carlito down.
Carlito tagged in Randy and as John got to his feet, Randy landed a clothesline. Randy covered for two and was hitting right hands to John. Randy then stomped on John's leg and face and as he stared at Nicole, Randy went for a high knee drop but John moved. Carlito tagged in and he traded blows with John, who telegraphed a backdrop and took a kick to the upper chest from Carlito for a nearfall. Carlito tagged in Randy attacked John by giving in right hands.
Randy landed an uppercut and got a sleeper hold on John but John fought out of it. Randy landed a right hand and then Randy went for a corner splash but John moved and nailed a bulldog. Carlito tagged in and cut off John from making a tag and landed some right hands before John backdropped Carlito high into the air. John finally reached his corner and dove at Umaga and Umaga entered the ring and cleaned house.
He gave Carlito the Samoan slam and covered but Randy broke it off. Umaga shoved Randy to the corner and landed a highkick. Umaga tried to give Randy the charging rear splash in the corner but Amanda pulled Randy out of the way. Then Carlito then bumped Umaga from behind, looking for the backstabber, but Umaga barely felt it. Umaga then turned around and stared down Carlito who backed up into an FU from John and John made the cover for the win.
The referee gave John and Umaga their title belts and their arms were raised. Then John climbed on the turnbuckle and raised his WWE Title belt in the air. Then he got back down and left the ring joining the Chain Gang Diva Squad who were smiling and clapping. Then the four walked up the ramp and went into the back.
"Wow, I am so proud of you, John," Nicole said. "I can't believe you and Umaga actually worked together without any squabble. I'm impressed."
"Yeah, who would've thought of that?" Rochelle said.
"Well, it was weird for me," John said, "but at least we beat Randy and Carlito without any problems."
"Yeah, Nicole did say their plan to use Umaga against you was gonna backfire and she was right," Brittany said. "Those two are so stupid."
"And Amanda did intervene a little," Rochelle said, "but she was no match for us."
"Well, at least I'm facing the bitch at Summerslam," Nicole said.
"Wow, you sure are pumped and ready, Nicole," John said.
"Hey, from all that training you gave me, I'm ready. Amanda may be two inches taller than me, but she's going down and her ass is mine."
Then everyone cheered as they continued walking.