Chapter 4
I know you're wondering how Max and Fang could have gone from 'What's this?' one minute to him hiding from each other the next…
Well, it has words in it and I bet you'll never guess what they are.
They were there staring at each other, Max looking down at Fang, Fang looking up at Max and then…
"I slept with Lissa."
Max stared down at him for about five seconds…
Then brought her knee up, right into his groin.
Can you say 'ouch'?
"PIG!"
He balled up on himself, both hands cupping his recently kneed area his face kind of pale and waxy and Max was on her feet, leaving him lying there not quite writhing, but in more pain than I bet he's ever felt.
She stormed off and I heard Angel calling to her, screaming;
"Max? MAX, WAIT!"
So, I left Fang lying there and took off running, getting to the beach in time to see Max shrinking off into the moon.
I told you. I TOLD YOU that you didn't want to hear it. I TOLD YOU! But did you listen?
NOOOOOO!
Nobody EVER listens to Total, nuh-uh. Nobody EVER listens to me because I'm not 'interesting'.
Well, this UN-interesting talking dog knows quite a few secrets.
I was there remember?
And I also know what REALLY happened between Fang and Lissa.