So now im back again...bored to shit...my aunt had just recently died cries i had missed 2 days of school though...still...i miss her already...
A/N:I wonder what Sasuke would do if he got a shoe stuck up his ass...lol when i had asked my friend this she told me that no normal person would think of what they would do if they got a shoe stuck up their ass i laughed and reminded her that im no normal person...then i told her what i would do if i was stuck and that situation...lol im not quite sure how that bit of unnessesary information will affect your life but beleive me one day it will and when it does...I'LL BE THERE!!!!!!!okay im done for now...
Sasuke: one of these days every ones gonna kill you for being the stupid idiot that you are...
Me: one of these days you'll get hit by a truck and be reincarnated into a vegetable and i will eat you and i will laugh my ass off as i do...
Amiya: well that was imaginative :P
Me: ya i no eh?
Steff's dad: must be Canadian eh...
Me: but of course
Naruto: just continue the damn story already and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Me + Amiya: anger management much...lol
Me: okay fine i'll continue but only because i love all my readers...kisses to all...
Amiya and Naruto went into the caf (A/N thats what we call our lunch room at my school :p) and Amiya went and sat at an empty table. Naruto went and sat beside her. Amiya took out an ipod and gave Naruto an earpiece and put on the song Welcome To The Black Parade by: My Chemical Romance.(i'm listening to that song right now ;P)
They took out their lunches and began eating them when an annoying voice screeched in Amiya's ear.
"Shut up jeez...Cant you see I'm listening to music which is waaaaaaaaaaaaay more important than you!" Amiya said glaring at the person who yelled in her ear."oh God i think i went deaf"She added.
The person glared at Amiya. Naruto was looking at the person than to Amiya than back at the person.
"Who is she?"Naruto whispered to Amiya.
"Sakura Haruno...And behind her is Ino Yaminaka...Their the sluts of the school and their current obsesion is..." She paused and said in a high pitched voice immitating Sasuke's fangirls"Sasuke-kun" she rolled her eyes and smirked.
"So I see you finally got a boyfriend Amiya"Ino said in an annoying im better than you voice.
"Oh yes. Can't you see we're just crazy for each other even though i just met him??"Amiya asked in a sarcastic voice while rolling her eyes.Naruto laughed at Ino's reaction.
Ino glared at Naruto."What are you laughing at??"
"Probably your ugly face and Sakura's giant forehead...And what are you wearing...common that just screams rape me...or fuck me im your whore...hard to tell really...I'm suprised they actually let you wear that...probably because you slept with tha whole school board...Wow that would mean you took whore to a whole new level...super slutty skanky whore..."Amiya said smilling sweetly at them.
"ugh your so gonna get it" Ino and Sakura yelled walking or should i say stomping away.
"Elephants!!"Amiya called after them laughing.
She looked over at Naruto and said "Well that was fun...but we better hurry up so i can show you around the school before the bell rings" Amiya said finishing her lunch.
"Alright according to your schedual all your classes are the same as mine except for gym...hahahaha your stuck with Guy sensai hahahahahaha you suck...i laugh at you!!!"Amiya said laughing."Here I'll go show you where the gym is...even though its kind of hard to miss..."She said walking down the hall taking a right."Voila our ugly..i mean nice gym..."Amiya said as she saw Guy sensai walk out of the gym.
"Why hello Amiya.I see your expresing the power of youth by showing this boy around the school!"Came Guy sensai's loud, booming voice."heh heh yeah...he's in your class last period...he can't wait to show you his youthful spirit on the court..."Amiya said smilling evily.Naruto sweat dropped...
Naruto and Amiya walked away.Turning the corner Naruto walked right into Sasuke who was with his friends. Amiya began to laugh rather loudly at the sight of Naruto on top of Sasuke on the floor."Cant you wait until after school to do that?Oh yeah and Sasuke, Naruto's in your gym and next class" Amiya said emphasising the and. Naruto quickly got off Sasuke and stood up blushing lightly at what Amiya said.
"Sasuke I want to ask you a question..." Amiya said with a serious face.
"What?"Sasuke said annoyed.
"Are you...you know gay??It's okay if you are i know alot of people that are gay...infact I have a gay uncle"(A/N I seriously do...he lives in Montréal) Amiya said and began to laugh at the look on Sasuke's face. His friends looked shocked but Amiya could tell they were considering the fact because they've never seen him with a girl
"Answer honestly now because I can tell when someone lies just by the look in they're eyes" 'truthfully thats a lie...I can only tell some times but they dont need to know that' Amiya thought.
"...No" Sasuke said with a cold look on his face.
'He's lieing' Amiya thought smirking.She had caught the flash of it in his eyes. Most people would have thought it was just a trick of the light but she knew better. Amiya smirked and said "Why dont you prove it?"
Uh-oh what will Sasuke do? Will he prove it? will he refuse?Who knows...I havent wrote the next chappie yet...don't ya just love cliffies??and right now im so tempted to righ hickeys instead of cliffies... must have something on my mind lol.
Sasuke: ...What the hell was that??
Me: a sign of boredom...
Naruto: Why are you being mean to Sasuke??
Me: cuz its fun
Amiya: R&R plz
Me: SASUKE'S IN DENIAL!!!!!!!he should really come out of the closet...that sounded dirty...
Minari: Pervert
Me: Why Thank You