…6:34 PM…
"So Loki Stark is a long lost brother of yours?" Rebecca asks, once Tony had explained.
Rebecca sounds excited as her eyes sparkle.
"Yes." Tony lied. "We recently met a couple days ago."
"So I have a Uncle!" Rebecca cheers. "I have an Uncle Loki!" She runs around in circles. "I got an uncle, I got an uncle, I got an uncle!"
She waves her pink teddy bear in the air acting so happy—when she usually does is being a wild child—about the surprising news. Tony feels relieved Rebecca believes the little lie. Why it is not a little lie but may soon become a huge one. Rebecca is only spends; Monday to Thursday at the tower. Then Friday to Sunday she is at Pepper's house. Tony is going through a divorce with Pepper—even though they loved each other, they both came to a realization that perhaps staying together in one tower that is known for attacks by villains isn't a good way to raise a family-that has one of the beginnings listed as slowly adjusting Rebecca to living at Pepper's house. Pepper originally thought she could stand this—as she has done so before—but that proved quite impossible—kind of event.
"I got an uncle!" Rebbecca sang, child-like.
"Bruce Banner is driving in." JARVIS's voice came.
Tony for once is eager about something most likely amusing.
"Best news of the night." Tony said.
Bruce had left six hours ago to teach Loki how to drive. Six long hours had passed since Bruce had driven himself to the meeting elevator came to a stop at the parking lot below the saw a mirror to the car is missing on one side, there's a large dent inwards to the passenger door, the wheels look pretty pricked, and the left car wheel is deflated, and as Bruce came out the driver's car door Tony's reaction turn into a 'what the hell?'when he saw the red door fall off.
Bruce walks away, and then stops across from the red damaged car. Bruce turns to the right facing towards the vehicle missing a roof. He holds up the black triangle shaped small item towards the red shiny car. He pressed the 'lock' button. A high pitch beep came out of the car before all four wheels fell off.
Tony's reaction turns into a 'what exactly happened?' as Bruce walks into the elevator.
Bruce presses the number 4.
The doors to the elevator then closed.
"How did it go?" Tony forces himself to ask.
"Your brother drove like a mad man." Bruce said. "And he kept insisting I called him Adams."
"He's like that." Tony said, with an eased relieved laugh.
"And Loki asked for your phone number." Bruce said, sharing a glance to Tony.
"…And he's gone into the ballpark." Tony said.
"You should have told him your phone number." Bruce said.
"If I did, he would be calling himself." Tony said.
"Why would a genius give his long lost brother two phones?" Bruce asks.
"To have fun." Tony said. "I only gave him one phone."
There was some pop music playing in the elevator.
Bruce pressed a button that stopped the elevator.
"Tony,is there a reason why you have a recently discovered brother named Loki?" Bruce asks. "And he happens to insist I call him Adams." He studied Tony raising a brow. "Tell me you are not harboring an escaped God in the tower."
"I am not harboring a god in the tower." Tony said. "I swear."
"The same one who attempted to take over New York City." Bruce said.
"And helped Thor stop Malekith on Asgard." Tony said.
"WHILE at Asgard, and, not at ON earth." Bruce said. He groaned rolling his eye. "Tell me I did not spend 6 hours teaching a god to drive."
"You taught my brother how to drive after 37 years riding Taxi's and Buses." Tony lied.
Bruce relaxed, as though believing Tony.
"If I had taught the same god to drive; shouldn't Thor be aware?" Bruce asks.
"Nope." Tony said. "It is none of his business about my brother learning how to drive."
"Hypothetically this means you're using a hypothetically long lost brother who's theoretically not your brother to do some stuff." Bruce said.
"Hypothetically; yes." Tony said, with a nod. "If that were true."
"Again; if it were possible." Bruce said.
"Yep." Tony said, and then pressed the resume button.
"You are totally aiding a god we sent packing to Asgard." Bruce said.
"Nope." Tony denied.
"You're only lucky I am not telling SHIELD since you're letting me stay." Bruce said.
"I know." Tony said.
"Have you told Rebecca?" Bruce asks.
Tony's face changes from a not-so-anxious one to the kind that seemingly is puzzled drawing a point blank blink.
"Tell her what?" Tony asks, acting puzzled.
"That whatever you have planned for this weekend; she's being driven by a maniac." Bruce said.
"No." Tony said. "I only told her she has an Uncle Loki."
Then the elevator went DING.
…Wednesday 13th…
…2:30 PM…
Bruce gets into the passenger seat, this time, wearing a pink helmet and a complete gear usually worn for riding buckles himself up for extra safety caution. Loki is in the disguise of Adams. His own nicely, and very much, complicated original character. Loki blinks seeing this odd form of protection.
"Parallel parking." Bruce said.
"Parallel what?" Loki asks.
Bruce points to the pink helmet.
"That is what this helmet is for." Bruce said. "We're going to do parking practice in Wall-marts parking lot."
"Okay." Loki said, using his left foot to start the car—there's some loose wiring below the wheel that specifically needs a knee to pin it back into place—bending his knee upwards. "Wall-Smart is a very unusual name for a boy."
Loki backs the car too much into a black van.
"Drive!" Bruce shouts.
"The Mustang or the Ford?" Loki asks, referring to the two vehicles with driver doors seemingly open inviting in thieves.
"I mean drive, Loki!" Bruce said.
"If you say so." Loki said, swerving into the exit lane making skid marks into the road. The sound didn't do so well to Loki's ears. "Look at his transport." Loki refers to a driver in a roofless white van that is missing the back doors and has a terrible dent at the bumper. They are passing the van driver. "At least I am not the only terrible driver."
"No, that was all you." Bruce said. "His van was being towed yesterday, while you were driving, you went in-between them then got the van connected to the car."
"Hey, you, HOTHEAD!" The van driver shouts. "I have a score to settle with you!"
"My head is not hot." Loki said, and then he goes past the speed limit exiting the parking lot.
Bruce takes out a clipboard and begins jotting down notes.
"Note; never try to take Stark's brother on an underground race." Bruce said out loud as Loki swerves into a busy lane and then Bruce is sent sliding to the side of his seat
Loki looks over his shoulder hearing honks from the parking building.
"Where does the Wall-smart live?" Loki asks.
"About five blocks down this lane, right turn at the StarBucks that is missing 'star'," Bruce said, as Loki went into the lane driving incredibly fast in the busy street. "Slow left turn by the willow tree, proceed driving straight past a row of abandoned buildings, drive down tight roads, through an overgrown neighborhood, take a right at the stop sign, then go into a tunnel, and there will be Mega Wall-Mart."
"How smart can this man be?" Loki asks.
"Wall-Mart moves every ten years." Bruce said. "So they are reasonably out of their mind and a little smart."
"Because he's a smart at walls." Loki said, as there is a red light up ahead—and several cars had stopped—while he's going past the speed limit. Loki looks to the side mirror that shows the roofless white van is gaining speed. "Time to lose the driver. Hang on."
The next Bruce knew what happened; Loki drove off the very back windows to several cars as a ramp when going very fast enough that weight could not be applied to shatter the vehicles since all that happened-to them at least-was a slight unexpected bump that made their vehicles shake. Anyhow back to what stunned Bruce.
The topless white van stopped short from following the impossible jump.
The last vehicle, being a Sami Truck, sent the two flying—and Bruce's mouth being wide open as he held on to his seatbelt for dear life with the clipboard-over the paused traffic scene. Technically they've paused because of a stoplight seems to be enjoying the thrill of the wild ride. They land into an empty space behind a red toy like and Loki had quite, literally, bounced in their seats on the landing.
"Straight; right?" Loki asks, calmly while turning his head towards Bruce.
Bruce is unable to respond in his frozen state.
"Oh." Loki said, once realizing Bruce is soaking in the perhaps wild jump. "My bad."
A silver truck is headed Loki's way.
"Is driving in this city that bad?" Loki asks, quickly taking a turn into the other lane. Loki saw an intact package of Reese cups underneath the driver's wheel. "Reese cups; my favorites!"
Loki's shoulder bumps into the radio when leaning down, just as Bruce went 'No,no,no!' scared for a much terrifying turn of events. Somehow, without hands needed on the wheel,Loki's back made the wheel go in different directions missing without a second too soon upcoming cars and trucks. They did go through empty chairs at a restaurant that didn't have much business, went through a food market through the vegetable section—the car missed the customers by an inch-, crashed through several left for weed overgrown garages, and a couple 'deer warning' signs. Bruce wished he could become small enough using the Ant Man suit just for this very scary experience on the road.
Too bad it wasn't meant to be.
By the time Loki had leaned back into the seat; the car had entered the tunnel.
"So Bruce, did you drive?" Loki asks, opening package.
Bruce looks over to see not a sign of the topless white van. He looks back to Loki.
"No," Bruce said. "I did not."
"Reese cup?" Loki said, offering a Reese cup.
"I lost my appetite on the way." Bruce said, rejecting Loki's offer with a light shake of his hand.
"Your loss, my gain." Loki said, taking a bite out of the Reese cup.
"No wonder no one taught you how to drive." Bruce said, with a sigh.
Loki saw the huge sign belonging to 'Mega Wall-Mart' sticking out in broad view in a boulder.
"We're here!" Loki said chewing with his mouth closed.
"I'm doomed." Bruce said, cupping his head into his hands.