LH: Hey guys! I'm back again! To make up for the long wait for the last chapter, I decided that I'm going to put another one up right away!

Kari: And I'm back again to host this battle of the ages… and hairstyles… ^-^

LH: …?

But anyway…

Kari: Reviewers' Corner!

MONonoke: Thank you for reviewing the results of your randomness! Did you like Noke's magical desk and signs? And one last thing… Heh heh, MOO… DANCE COW DANCE!

Yami: Thnx Yaka! …wait, this is Yaka right? O.o If it's not, ignore anything else that I am saying! ^-^; But thanks 4 my first ever review!!! X3

Disclaimer: I don't own anything (other than Kari, Michi, and Noke) nor do I make any money off of this fanfic. If you don't believe me I will… uh… sic my… uh… GUINEA PIG ON YOU!!! Fear the power of the carrots!

Same beginning as always. Blah blah, dogpile. Blah blah host.

"Hey! Don't you even THINK about cutting out on MY page time!" Kari yelled.

Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention, this time the void is purple, because the white one is still being cleaned out by Toshiro and Ed… well either that or their just locked in there for no reason at all… But the sticker says not to open until Dec 16. I MUST OBEY THE STICKER! OBEY!!!!!

"YOU." Asakura (or Kazumi, from Negi Magi) said threateningly pointing at the other contestant.

"What?" Renji (Bleach) asked, obviously VERY confused.

"YOU STOLE MY HAIRSTYLE!!!!!" Asakura yelled. "Adeat!" A bunch of little cameras appeared and flew off in random directions. "… crap I forgot that the only thing my pactio card does is create surveillance cameras… shit." Asakura muttered.

"What the heck do you mean? My anime has been around longer than yours!" Renji replied.

"Uh… actually LH and Mononoke aren't sure about that! ^-^;" Kari happily corrected Renji.

"What do you mean you don't know!?" Renji and Asakura shouted.

"Well we were able to figure out when Bleach was first made, but nothing came up for Negi Magi… so yeah, I really do mean that we aren't sure!" Kari "thoughtfully" responded.

"Well you still stole MY hairstyle… DDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Asakura "joyfully" said.

LH: Kari stop teasing the adjectives! You know that they hate that and start to mess up sentences when you do that!

"Sorry!" Kari cheerily responded.

Asakura and Renji stopped squabbling to turn and stare at Kari like she was an idiot.

"Who are you talking to?" They asked Kari.

"Lunar Hikari, who else?" Kari answered, wondering why they couldn't hear me too.

LH: It's cuz their contestants and you're a host.

"Ooooooh!"

"…WTC?"

"…Oh, RENJI…" Asakura menacingly cooed (LH: couldn't think of a better word than cooed).

I wonder if that Kari-girl is schizophrenic… Renji turned around. "What?"

"YAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Asakura attacked Renji while he was still in a confused state after watching Kari have a conversation with thin air, and then ask why they couldn't hear it too. Renji, still in a dazed state, had no chance at all. Within seconds he was pummeled into oblivion, and Asakura, exhausted from the effort of pummeling a Soul Reaper Lieutenant into the ground, fainted.

Kari, seeming to have just realized that she should be keeping on eye on the contestants, noticed that they weren't conscious. "Aww… they got over their differences and fell asleep! Kawaii! (cute)" Then seeming to remember something she suddenly shouted, once again waking the unconscious contestants up (see last chapter for the first time) "And the winner is… NOKE!!!!!!"

"WWWWHHHHAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!"Asakura yelled in disbelief.

"But she wasn't even in this chapter! Don't you at least have to show up at least once in the chapter in order to be eligible to win?" Renji asked.

Kari started leafing through the rule book for this battle sequence thingy. "Hmm… let's see here… AH HA!!!! You have to at least be MENTIONED to be eligible to win. And the mentioning cannot be in the from of Hikari shouting out 'and the winner is *insert name here*!'"

"Ha! So that means Noke can't win! The only time she's been mentioned is in your little winner catchphrase-chapter ending- thing." Asakura triumphantly shouted.

"Well actually she's been mentioned several times now! Once in the review area, once by Renji, and once by you! ^-^" Kari cheerily corrected Asakura.

"What? But I never mentioned her!" Asakura denied.

"Well you said, and I quote *big intake of breath* 'Look several lines up to see the mentioning of Noke'." Kari then simply smiled.

"I never mentioned her either…" Renji muttered.

"You said that 'she wasn't even in this chapter'. That clearly refers to Noke, since who else would 'she' be? And now we've all mentioned her twice! No… Three times for me!" Kari corrected.

As their squabbling continued Kari used a substitution jutsu to replace herself with… THE LOG!!!! And snuck out of the purple void. A deep voice was heard in the background saying, "LOGGED!"

And that was when Renji and Asakura realized that they were locked in the purple void… with another Dec 16 sticker on the wallish-thing.

LH: Another chapter down! I'm getting better at remembering to update! XD By the way, the substitution jutsu was a reference to Naruto, a totally awesome anime with a totally retarded main character! And THE LOG and LOGGED are taken from Naruto abridged, a hilarious video series on Youtube by: Masakox and Vegeta3936(?) I'm not sure about the numbers for Vegeta… - -;

Kari: But stay tuned any wonderful, great, joyous, wonderful, nice, kind, wonderful readers! Did I mention that you guys (if it's plural anyway) are wonderful? Oh, and if anyone other than Yami and MONonoke are reading this… Press the pretty green button that says "Review this Story/Chapter" on it. (singsong voice) You know you want tooooooo.

LH: …no more sugar for you Kari… But she is right on one thing… Press the review button!!! (puppy dog eyes) Pleeeeeaaaaaaaaase?