Act 2 – Scene 1

Fade in:

July 5th – 9:00 am

Gravity Falls Town Square – Bird's eye view

The morning sun casts long shadows over the area. Activity continues in the Square as crews take down the tents, stage, and other decorations from the celebrations the previous night. Fiddleford McGucket, with his floppy brown hat and brown overalls cuts through the Square carrying two bags of animals foods.

Zoom in to a close view of McGucket walking

McGucket is talking to himself as we walks.

MCGUCKET

Can't keep the critters waitin. But the sitcheeation with the young Pines was crazier than a snake on a barb-wire fence. Gotta see what's left.

View of the grass where the crowd was dancing the night before

McGucket walks up to a patch of grass with a diameter slightly higher than a man-hole cover. The ground is slightly caved-in where Dipper had knelt down. The grass has turned yellow and is straw-like from the quick burst of heat and light. The remnants of the shockwave are also visible, as the grass moving away from the center has been flattened in all directions. The area is small, as the rest of the grass has the appearance of being trampled by people all the previous evening. McGucket puts down the bags of food and stares at the grass. He begins stroking his beard, looking as though he's deep in thought. A bandage comes out of his hair, sticking to his hand. He pulls the bandage off his hand, folding it up, puts it in his pocket.

MCGUCKET

We'll save you for later. Now, it appears we've had ourselves some kind of energy release coming off of the boy.

He walks around, inspecting.

MCGUCKET

Can't recall seeing something like this come off of a person before. Better make sure to keep at least one eye on Dipper. Like a Blue Grass encore, it feels like there's more to the show.

He strokes his beard again. A small squirrel pops out.

MCGUCKET

Well Irene, let's go feed the fellas, then visit our lovely Susan.

He pulls an acorn out of his pocket and gives it to Irene the squirrel. He picks up the bags of food and continues walking off in the direction of the junkyard.

A view of Dipper's burnt patch is left.

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Scene 2

July 6th – 10:00 am

Downtown Gravity Falls

Mabel's yellow VW Bug pulls into the parking lot of the grocery store. Overhead view as Mabel and Dipper walk to the entrance. The large sign for the store reads Feed'ems, Feed'ems, and Feed'ems.

Cut to inside the entryway

Dipper and Mabel walk through the sliding doors. Dipper is still bruised, but appears to be feeling better.

MABEL

It was nice of Wendy to give you another day off.

DIPPER

I suppose. I begged her to let me come to work, but she insisted I take it easy again. Something about she'll make it up to me and needing my strength later.

Mabel looks at the camera, smiles and nods. She turns her attention to the store.

MABEL

Either way, this is good for us to get some shopping done, while Jay and Ghost Eyes work on the golf cart.

DIPPER

He's really taken to the maintenance stuff hasn't he?

MABEL

Yeah. He said he's tired of being a just a guy who pretends.

DIPPER

Cool. He's a great actor, but it's always a good idea to have more skills.

MABEL

Yuppers.

Mabel grabs a shopping cart. View facing them as they make their way down the aisles. They grab oranges, cherries, and peaches, along with lettuce, mushrooms, and potatoes. They head up the cereal aisle, passing Tad Strange. He's grabs several boxes of Cheerios and leaves the aisle. Mabel looks at Dipper.

MABEL

That was about the most normal thing I've ever seen.

Dipper shakes his head and smiles. They grab two boxes of Overly Sensitive Owl and head towards the dairy section. Mabel walks to the milk cooler.

MABEL

Dipper can you go grab some eggs?

DIPPER

Sure.

Dipper moves to the egg shelf and looks over the cartons.

DIPPER

Those omelettes that Abuelita makes are out of this world. Do you know what kind of eggs she uses?

He looks over at Mabel. She starts to answer as she reaches in to grab a jug of milk.

MABEL

I think she uses...

Her words fall away into silence. She slows to a stop, freezing in place with her one hand on the door and the other on the milk.

Cut back to Dipper

He squints for a moment.

DIPPER

Uses what? Mabel?

A wide eyed look of realization comes over him as he notices Mabel's lack of movement. He walks up to her and waves his hand in front of her face. Once again, the only sound is Dipper's heartbeat. He looks around the store.

Cut to Dipper's point of view

An elderly couple is motionless at the deli counter, accepting a package of salami from the employee. A toddler is reaching for a can of beans from the bottom of a six foot tall stack. His mother has a frozen expression of horror on her face, as she appears to be leaping toward the child to stop him.

Cut to front view of Dipper

He shakes his head in frustration as he looks at Mabel again. As before, his voice is heard on a delay.

DIPPER

Oh crap, not again.

He looks down at his chest and then around the store again.

Over in the bakery, with his head sticking out from behind a bread stand, McGucket appears to be staring right at Dipper and Mabel. Dipper does a quick double take.

DIPPER

What do I do? Damn it, what do I do?

He starts to walk toward the front of the store, passing by motionless shoppers. As he passes by the registers, he looks down as his chest begins to glow once again.

DIPPER

Oh no, oh no. I gotta get out of here.

He starts to run toward the exit. The door is open as an employee is frozen in place, pushing several shopping carts back into the store. Dipper heads outside. He stumbles as the glowing intensifies. Grimacing in pain, he grabs his chest and drops to his knees. He looks around and sees several people in the parking lot, along with a few others up the street. The glowing starts to spread through his torso toward his arms and legs. He struggles to his feet and stumbles out into the middle of the street. Once again dropping to his knees, he lets out another shout as he reaches the center of the road.

DIPPER

Ahhhhh!

Dipper's body flashes a blinding light. The view goes completely white again.

Cut to Mabel at the milk section

MABEL

I think she uses...

The rush of air hits the building, shattering the windows, with the flash of light following. Mabel drops to the ground with her hands over her head. Car alarms and shouting can be heard almost immediately. Mabel looks over to the egg shelf and sees Dipper is not there. She puts a hand over her mouth for a second.

MABEL

Dipper!

View from behind Mabel

She gets up and runs to the front entrance. Passing the tills, product and papers are strewn about, and people are getting up off the floor. Tad Strange is on the ground covered in Cheerios. As Mabel runs by she comments.

MABEL

Bizarre.

As Mabel reaches the front door, McGucket ends up there at the same time. Looking out into the street, Dipper is seen in a heap with his clothes smoking. Mabel and McGucket look at each other.

MABEL and MCGUCKET

We need to get him out of here.

Mabel runs off to her car. McGucket runs into the street. Windows all along the avenue are broken and people are still getting their bearings. Reaching Dipper's side, McGucket rolls him onto his back. He's unconscious and his skin is puffy and smoking.

MCGUCKET

What in tarnation?

Mabel pulls up next to them in the bug, pops the hatch and jumps out.

MABEL

Is he breathing?

McGucket nods.

MABEL

Let's get him back to the Shack!

Mabel grabs Dipper's legs, while McGucket grabs him under the armpits. They lift him into the back of the car with the back seat folded down. Closing the hatch, Mabel looks at McGucket.

MABEL

Get in.

They jump in the car.

View from behind the VW as Mabel speeds them away.

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Scene 3

The Mystery Shack – 6:00 pm

Mabel, Soos, Jay, Melody, and McGucket are in the living room.

MABEL

This one was really bad guys.

SOOS

Worse than on the Fourth?

MABEL

Definitely. It shattered the windows all over the street.

JAY

So we're clearly dealing with something more than a single energy release.

SOOS

I'd say that's the understatement of the year.

Mabel looks at McGucket.

MABEL

You seemed to know what was going on. How?

MCGUCKET

After what happened at the Fourth of July Hoot-an-any, I just had a feeling. Figured I'd keep an eye on y'all.

JAY

So you followed them?

MABEL

Jay it's okay. McGucket always means well.

SOOS

Well dude, have you ever seen anything like this?

MCGUCKET

I don't recall anything so full of bemystification before.

Wendy bursts through the door and runs into the living room in a panic.

WENDY

Where is he?! Is he awake yet?

Mabel stops Wendy and hugs her.

MABEL

He's still out. If it's anything like the last one, he should be up soon.

WENDY

How could this happen?

MABEL

You're asking the wrong person.

To everyone's surprise, Dipper responds from the entryway, having come downstairs.

DIPPER

We need to contact Grunkle Ford.

Wendy runs over to him. She hugs him and starts patting him down.

WENDY

Are you injured worse? How do you feel?

Dipper winces and responds.

DIPPER

Easy babe.

WENDY

Oh, sorry.

DIPPER

I'm wicked sore again and have a nasty headache.

SOOS

Jeez dude. Was it just like the last one?

DIPPER

Pretty much. The amount of "time" things were frozen was considerably less though.

JAY

What do you think that means?

DIPPER

Not a clue. But like I said, let's call Grunkle Ford. He knows the spaceship better than anyone. He might know what's going on with me. Oh hey McGucket

MCGUCKET

Greetings Dipper.

MABEL

Let's head down to Grunkle Ford's lab.

WENDY

Hopefully we can get to the bottom of this.

Cut to the group getting off the elevator

Dipper and Mabel sit down at the desk in front of the monitor, with the others standing behind. Dipper grabs the mouse and the screen flicks on. There is an icon shaped like a hand with six fingers. Dipper double clicks the icon.

DIPPER

Grunkle Ford and Stan created this program so we can talk to them anytime, no matter where they are.

A window pops up with the heading, "Stan-Ford Talk." The usual type of circular loading icon is centered. It reads "contacting" just below.

WENDY

They're still in Alaska right?

DIPPER

Yeah, they're looking for supposed pyramids in the wilderness.

The first six notes from "Weird Science" are heard and the screen displays Ford and Stan sitting in front of their laptop in a tent. They greet everyone enthusiastically.

FORD

Dipper! Mabel! And everyone else apparently. Fiddleford?

MCGUCKET

Howdy.

FORD

Wow, I can tell this is no ordinary call.

STAN

No kidding. Dipper you look terrible. Like you tried to fight a gorilla.

DIPPER

Believe me Grunkle Stan that may have been preferable.

FORD

In all seriousness Dipper, what happened to you?

DIPPER

Well, I've been experiencing something that I wouldn't believe if it wasn't happening to me.

STAN

Like what?

DIPPER

The best way to describe it is time stands still.

Ford and Stan look at each other.

DIPPER

It's happened twice now. Everything goes along perfectly normal, until with warning, everything and everyone just stops. As if a pause button was pushed for everything.

FORD

But you were still moving and functioning normally?

DIPPER

Yes, but the only sound I could hear was my own heartbeat and my voice, but on a delay.

Ford strokes his chin.

FORD

Go on.

DIPPER

The first time it lasted for seemed like several minutes. But the second time, it was much quicker. Maybe a minute or two.

STAN

So how do you explain the fact that you look like you were run over by a train?

DIPPER

That part is beyond crazy. Both times my body began to glow and heat up, until there was a tremendous release of energy. Basically an explosion.

FORD

Glow and heat up. Then an energy release.

DIPPER

When it happened a second time, I knew we should contact you.

MABEL

And Grunkles you should have seen it. It was a blinding light and a crazy rush of air. The first was at the Fourth of July party. The second time, Dipper broke all the windows at the grocery store and on the street downtown.

Ford and Stan raise their eyebrows at the same time.

FORD

Definitely extraordinary. Any idea what precipitated these events?

DIPPER

I think so. A few days ago I took Mabel, Wendy, and Jay to see the UFO. We looked around for a while and came to a strange room that looks like a fusion reactor.

Ford gets a look of concern on his face.

FORD

I'm familiar with it.

MABEL

While we were checking it out, Jay activated the machine not thinking it would turn on.

FORD

You powered up the machine?

DIPPER

Yes. The room lit up and then I was hit in the chest by a beam of light that came through a crack in the glass of the window to the room.

A panicked look of realization comes over Ford's face.

STAN

What is it?

Ford puts his hands over his face for a moment. Moving them to his lap, he leans back in his chair and exhales heavily. He speaks with a quiet but gravely saddened tone.

FORD

I believe that I know what is happening Dipper. The machine you're referring to is a matter conversion chamber. It can be used to instantly convert various types of matter into other forms. Based on what you've described, the machine was pre-set to accelerate and convert matter directly in to light photons.

WENDY

Wait, what does that mean?

FORD

It means that Dipper's body is attempting to transform by trying to accelerate to the speed of light. The time standing still phenomena you described is the result, as time slows relatively based on the velocity of the observers. With Dipper operating at that speed, everything would seem frozen relative to his movement. After all, the speed of light is approximately 186000 miles per second.

SOOS

Whoa, it sounds like a superpower.

FORD

True. But it's far from it Soos.

DIPPER

Why then, has this been happening intermittently?

FORD

You said you struck in the chest by the beam of the light through the glass.

DIPPER

Yeah.

FORD

Well had you been in the chamber, the effect would have been complete all at once. But by only receiving a small dose, your body has been resisting the conversion. The human body is not designed to operate at that level. And as the acceleration occurs, your bodily systems struggle to bring you back to normal. I suspect the massive energy release is a result of that process.

MABEL

So what does this mean for Dipper?

Ford hesitates. Stan, who seems to know what is going on, puts his hand on Ford's shoulder.

STAN

Tell them.

Ford nods with a grim look on his face, and takes another deep breath.

FORD

There are two possible outcomes.

Wendy puts her hands on Dipper's shoulders.

FORD

It crushes me to say that both are in fact devastating. First, Dipper's body will continue to try and counteract the accelerations, which as he weakens will eventually lead to his heart exploding in his chest, killing him.

Mabel and Dipper look at each other. Mabel is on the cusp of weeping. Dipper grabs Wendy's hand.

DIPPER

What's the other?

FORD

There's also a distinct possibility that the transformation will complete itself. In that case, the atoms will be converted to photons traveling at the speed of light. Since time has no meaning in that state, if there is anything left of Dipper as we know him, he'll be frozen in time, forever.

McGucket grimly shakes his head.

SOOS

So you're saying that either way there's no coming back. I'm so sorry bro.

Jay has a look as if he's trying to process what's been said. Mabel and Wendy both clutch on to Dipper.

DIPPER

Are there any options at all?

FORD

At this point, no. And even if we could help, there's no way we'd get there in time.

STAN

We're so sorry kido. This is the rawest of deals.

Dipper is oddly calm.

DIPPER

Well then I guess this is goodbye.

Stan and Ford both well up.

DIPPER

I want you both to know that you've been the greatest of inspirations for me. That first summer we spent here was the smartest move Mom and Dad ever made. I can't imagine not have knowing you both.

STAN

Likewise kido. Excuse me.

Stan gets up and leaves the tent.

FORD

Dipper, it's been an honor.

DIPPER

Thanks Grunkle Ford. We'll sign off now. I don't want to drag this out. If I have to take this journey, I better get on with it. Take care.

FORD

Wherever it takes you, farewell.

Dipper clicks the "X" icon to end the call. As the screen goes dark a silence fills the room.

DIPPER

No sense just sitting here. Let's head back up.

The group heads to the elevator. Everyone appears to be in shock as they ride back up to the main level. The elevator stops and the group walks up the stairs in silence. As they head out into the gift shop, Jay breaks the silence.

JAY

Don't worry guys, it'll be okay.

Close up on Mabel

She snaps out of her shocked state.

MABEL

What! Are you kidding me!

How could you say?!

Jay steps back, intimidated.

JAY

Whoa honey, I just meant...

MABEL

No you idiot! Don't even. This is all your fault! You just couldn't help yourself could you.

JAY

Mabel, I'm sorry. I didn't know what would happen.

WENDY

And that's the point man. Dipper warned you not to touch anything. Now look where we are.

Jay looks like he's about to burst into tears. He tries to step toward Mabel.

MABEL

Don't touch me! I can't even look at you right now.

JAY

Mabel, I'm sorry. What can I do?

Mabel starts crying again.

MABEL

I want you to leave.

JAY

Baby, please.

MABEL

Just go!

JAY

Dipper?

DIPPER

Not now man.

Soos walks up behind Jay and puts a hand on his shoulder.

SOOS

I think you'd better go.

Jay looks at everyone. Tears begin rolling down his face. He slowly walks out the door of the gift shop and softly closes it behind him. After a few silent moments McGucket speaks up.

MCGUCKET

This whole predicamentation is darker than a swamp on a moonless night. Irene and will head to the junkyard. Do some thinking. Dipper, I'm so sorry. If there's anything I can do, that's where I'll be.

DIPPER

Thanks McGucket.

McGucket leaves. Wendy hugs Dipper.

WENDY

So really, how do we fix this?

DIPPER

There's nothing we can do.

Wendy grabs him by the shoulders aggressively.

WENDY

I don't believe that.

MABEL

Neither do I.

DIPPER

Hey guys, you heard Grunkle Ford. You know as well as I do that if he says it's over, then it is.

The two of them just shake their heads in disbelief.

SOOS

Dude, I don't know what to say.

DIPPER

Don't say anything Soos. You're the best.

They hug it out.

SOOS

I need to see my family.

Soos leaves the gift shop. Wendy wipes her tears.

WENDY

So what now?

DIPPER

Let's figure it out in the morning. I'm still beat. Let's go try and relax for now. Come on.

They head to the living room.

Fade out.

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