A/N I'm back. I just read a depressing fanfic; a 300 word fic about some Mary Sue miraculously became a country so that she and Prussia could, ahem, do it and her get preggo and have a kid. While the Mary Sue and kid have the monstrous Mary Sue names. Not to mention the spelling killed my inner "Grammar Nazi". Here's some humor to get us forget about the horror. I own only my humor.
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Toronto couple defend move to keep baby's sex secret
"CANADA! What is the meaning of this?" America shouted, throwing the newspaper at his brother.
"Maple." Canada whimpered.
"This couple has three kids, two of which are boys yet they wear girl's clothing. Now they have a third kid! And even the grandparents don't know the gender!" America continued shouting.
"It's their own choice…" Canada said quietly.
"They are forcing this bizarre ideology on their children!" America yelled.
"It's better than forcing the gender norms on their children!" Canada shouted back in response.
England and France walked in, unaware of the shouting North American brothers.
"I'm telling you the case is not fair to the girl!" England snapped at France.
"But it is a normal thing, no?" France replied.
"Well it's letting perfectly normal kids grow up in a convoluted household!" America screamed.
"Who are you to the proper way to let children grow up? What if the boys LIKE wearing girl's clothing?" Canada replied just as loudly.
England and France exchanged a glance. What in the world were the two boys verbally tearing off each others heads for?
"France! Tell this idiot people have the right to wear what they want." Canada huffed, pointing at America.
"England! Tell this idiot that society has norms!" America yelled, pointing at Canada.
Just then New York walked in with a bucket of popcorn and sat down.
"This is so much more amusing!" He/She said happily.
"Even one of your own states has a gender crisis!" Canada pointed out.
"It's NEW YORK what do you expect?" America replied.
"STFU!" New York yelled, flipping both the bird.
"Isn't that so familiar?" France asked England.
"Pluck the Yew." England held up his index and middle fingers.
"Let them chose what clothing they want to wear!" Canada yelled.
"Girls wear girls' clothes, boys wear boys' clothes. There is a difference!" America shouted.
"Girls wear pants now, which were a boy's thing!" Canada argued back.
"Well girls have different hair cuts than boys!" America stated.
"What about France?" Canada said sharply.
"He's French, he doesn't count." America replied quickly.
"Hey!" France said indignantly, which went unnoticed.
"Just to tell ya, chicks sometimes have shorter hair than dudes nowadays." New York chipped in.
"Give an example!" America said confidently.
"Belgium and China." Canada offered. "Ukraine also has hair around Japan's length."
"You lost the argument, stop arguing." New York stated and walked out with his/her bucket of popcorn. "Besides, don't make him mad enough to burn the White House down again. Maryland eats her trees, dontcha ya know."
A/N: So many references! For New York, I couldn't decide on a gender so why not a debated gender. The Maryland eats trees thing is from CanDoAnythingNow after her trip to the East Coast. the "dontcha ya know" line is from Danny Phantom's Dairy King. Apologies once again on no accents. The link on BBC News said "Canadians defend 'no-gender' baby"