AN: First let me thank nightmaster000 for his reviews. He had some pretty decent questions that made me feel all warm and fuzzy in the inside.

So this Chapter is out a lot fast than the previous one, but I've been writing a lot recently and actually have new story that I've already written several chapters for that I really like. Harry Potter/Evil Dead with some AU for plot lubricant is shaping up nicely. I don't have any awesome overarching plots like this one though so it might actually be easier to write.

Also, as nightmaster000 noted, the letters that were mentioned near the end of the chapter 2, are from originally mentioned as being in the box of stuff in the very beginning of chapter 1. The contents of the letters will play a lot into the next few chapters.

Disclaimer by Onyxwraith, he how insures that I write regularly

Xander Nefario

"Chapter 3"

A shutter in the door opened and a beady eye peered through. A heavily accented voice asked, "What do you vant?"

Honesty is the best policy after all, "Umm… My name is Xander and I was hoping to meet my Uncle, Nefario?"

The reaction was not what he suspected, "Ehh! That's unexpected. Well, okay, I'll let you in on one condition."

"Yessir, what is that condition?" Xander asked respectfully, no point in being disrespectful to the former number 1 supervillain of the world.

"You are to follow orders to the letter, not interact with anyone or anything without prior instruction from me, and should you stay for dinner, you pay for the pizza." Gru stated clearly. Xander could mentally see the full body motions involved in that statement.

"Ummm… that's three, but I guess, I hope you don't mind cheap pizza because I don't have much money." Xander offered. His memories from Nefario while useless for specifics, was turning out great for dealing with Gru.

"Oh! Good, well come in." Gru opened the door to let Xander inside. Once in he quickly shut the door. Looking around Xander saw the room consisted of a hall and the living room with a door leading to the rest of the house. The hall had two knight suits on either side; one armed with a mace the other a sword. A massive stuffed bear head hung over the threshold of the living room. The living room consisted of two areas. The first was a the main living room with a couch that appeared to be made out of some sort of large exotic lizard. On the other wall was a massive flat-screen TV and entertainment system. Completing the area was Iron maiden that was pushed against the wall near the door. The other side of the room was darker with more shelves that formed a sort of den area. The most unusual thing in the room was the rhino that apparently had been made into a seat. Finished looking at the room, Xander allowed himself to be pushed through towards the lizard couch, "Sit! Sit, I will go retrieve Dr. Nefario. Don't talk to anyone, or touch anything." Gru said sitting him on the couch and looking at Xander complete with an 'I'm watching you' hand gesture as he backed through one of the doors. Naturally, Xander obeyed until exactly twelve point seven seconds had passed before Gru walked out the room. Looking around the room for something to entertain himself, he spied a doily on the stand beside the couch. Remembering a quote he heard from somewhere, he felt compelled to wear it on his head, and let it never be said that Xander did not follow his impulses. So he put the doily on his head and contently sat back humming to himself.

Suddenly, the door opened and someone walked through. A young girl about twelve walked through the door, and spotted Xander. "Why are you wearing our doily, Mr. Stranger?" She asked. She was wearing a striped yellow shirt with the head of a unicorn on it with a black skirt. Her hair was pulled back loosely and Xander could tell that she would be quite pretty when she was older. In her mouth she had a lollipop that failed to impede her speech in any manner but made her seem all the more naïve and innocent.

"One cannot trust a man who is alone in a room and does not try on the doily." Xander answered in a sophisticated tone, "Shouldn't you not talk to strangers." He reminded her in a friendly tone.

The girl cocked her head, "I'm Agnes, what's you name?"

"Xander,"

"See, now we aren't strangers," she said smiling to herself, "And Mr. Xander, if you just wanted to wear a doily, I don't see why you need an excuse." And just as fast as she came the girl disappeared through the door.

Xander sat quietly for another few minutes with the doily on his head, happy at how he had handled the situation with Agnes. Then the door opened and Gru and Dr. Nefario entered. Nefario looked exactly as he had all those years ago at the family reunion. He'd only gained memory of the reunion again after that Halloween night. He'd had an accident, falling down the stairs two days after he and his father had returned left him without detailed knowledge of that reunion and apparently he'd received the package from his Uncle while he was unconscious, so his mother put it in the attic and forgot to tell him about it when she was sober enough to talk.

A series of unlikely, ill timed, and just plain unlucky circumstances prevented him from a better life and family all those years. Now he had a chance to fix it.

"This is the boy claiming to be your nephew, he seems a bit young, I think" Gru started, before seeing Xander's head, "What! Why are you wearing my doily! Off, Off, now!" Gru shouted, complete with over exaggerated hand motions and a swipe or two, before Gru caught the doily saying to Dr. Nefario, "All doubt of your relation is gone…" and left the two of them alone.

"So, you are Alexander, then?" Nefario asked, raising himself up to his full 4'10'' height in attempt to look sternly down at Xander. Xander had the awareness to look at least somewhat shamed.

"Xander, sir, and I had no clue about you until Halloween year before last. You possessed me that night, and that jogged my memory of you."

"I do recall that rather odd dream, though I thought nothing of it. Never had a possession that was unwilling on both sides so I put it down to nerves. What do you mean by jogged your memory?" Nefario asked.

"After the reunion six years ago, I fell down some stairs, and forgot pretty much the entire trip. Your package got put in the attic while I was out and I never got it. But after I the possession, I started to learn from the books that you sent and well, I have some pretty awesome ideas that I wanna try. I even built my own Doom ray that actually worked too on my first try." Xander said hoping to impress his Uncle.

"My my, less than two years study and already building Doom rays. That is something, plenty of talent. How did it work and what did you use to test it?" Nefario asked, honestly impressed, the boy had some talent.

Xander thought about spilling everything that happened in Sunnydale that time before choosing to edit it slightly. Since Nefario was familiar with supernatural most of it was safe to tell. So Xander gave the full accounting of the Judge, the only things he kept out were that Angelus was there and Buffy's role as the Slayer. Xander was confident that his story was impressing the older scientist till he got with the very end. Mostly the bit with the Doom ray almost blowing up and then failing to last more than one shot.

"Hmm… Interesting story there, you seem to have a good grounding in the Supernatural actually. Bit risky though using an experimental weapon to defeat something like that, why didn't you use one of the pre-built plans from the books I sent?"

"Wrong materials and I couldn't get access to weapons grade plutonium in Sunnydale very easily. So I substituted, I used a book from Giles library on magic to create a capacitor that takes in ambient magical energy for the power source." He'd never told anyone the secret of his weapon, or that he's dabbled into magic.

"Ah, that would explain your failure; you were on a Hellmouth and lacked a filter on your power input. Not many would use magic with technology though, very rare and very risky. I'm too old for it personally, too many variables. But well done on your work. So did you come for anything besides seeing your Uncle?" Nefario asked leaning back in his scooter.

"Actually yes, umm… well you see I was kind of lazy and unmotivated in school. So I never got accepted into college. And I was hoping too, that I could get an apprenticeship from you, you know continue the family business?" Xander asked nervously, his face was hopeful.

"One question, your view on villainy?" Nefario looked pensive waiting for Xander's answer.

After a moment Xander answered, "As long as nobody gets hurt and the world keeps spinning, I'm all for some good clean fun."

Nefario smiled, "I think you'll fit right in, we're mostly small time for now, but we plan on expanding big-time when Edith graduates. But with you, we could step up our plans and have our major heist before the year is out." Nefario was grinning now and turned around. "Now come on let's go find Gru and tell him the news."

"Lead on, MacDuff!" Xander stood and followed Nefario through the ominous door that everyone had been going through in the time Xander was here.

Shortly after this Xander was introduced to how slowly Dr. Nefario moves.

AN: Points to anyone who can tell me the quote that I referenced earlier in the chapter. You will be recognized with the next chapter also. I hope everyone enjoyed this one as much as I did. A solid 1.5k chapter is my new goal for any story I write. Thank you for reading and please review.