Love is a Funny Thing. NOT!

Chapter 4: The Author's Note and a Bonus

Pig-chan – It's been awhile, right? Yeah, so this is actually an author's note. Right now, I'm suffering from a little ol' writer's block. Yup, and now that I'm outta ideas, production of this fic will have to cease for a bit (going on hiatus). Don't worry, there's a small bonus at the end of this note. Hopefully, I'll recover…eh heh. *sweat drop*


Sashimi was sitting at the dinner table. As usual, her parents were absent, the vacant seats staring back at her. She whimpered.

"I'm…alone," she sobbed. She bit her lip, willing herself not to cry.

"Everything's all right," a voice said. Warmth surged from her shoulder. She glanced up, tears streaking down her face. A boy three years her senior stood behind her chair. His messy gold hair flared from his head, the typical bed-head hairstyle.

"R-Ray-kun," she hiccupped. He smiled.

"Let's eat, shall we?" he asked. He grinned slyly. "My lady." Sashimi's face brightened up.

"Yeah!" she cheered.


"How romantic~!" Kirimi shouted. She spun around her bedroom. Sashimi was sitting on her bed, a sweat drop quickly forming. "You'll look beautiful on your wedding day with Ray-sama! I call dibs on wedding planner!"

"I'm only six! And besides, I haven't seen Ray-kun for awhile now," Sashimi trailed off. "I like someone else now. I'm a big girl."

"And you'll kiss, just like in those beautiful shoujo mangas!" Kirimi shrilled, completely ignoring Sashimi. A stress mark appeared on her head, a blush spreading across her cheeks.

"Please. Shut. UP!"