O...M...G...twenty reviews!?! I feel so loved!! OK!
Heres the damn DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, why would I? I would be making Chicken-ass more emo if I did own it, but thats just me!
Its time for "Beat Up Your Hated Characters Corner"!!!
Kinomi-chan: HIYA, MINNA!! Ok so lets give a warm welcome to, okami no kidzukare and Angelusfaith! (Applause can be heard as they step out from behind the curtain.) And a not so warm welcome to Chicken-ass!! (Chicken-ass is thrown in a rough manner from behind the curtains, tied up again.) (Boos can be heard...) Ladies, pick your weapons!
okami no kidzukare (Name is really long! So your going by o.n.k., k?): I chose the rubber bat!
Angelusfaith: I CHOSE YOU, ITACHI!!
Itachi: What am I, a pokemon?
(o.n.k. acts first and attacks Sas-gay with the rubber bat, beating him repeatedly.)
Kinomi-chan: SHANNARO!! KICK HIS ASS!! ALL THE PAIN HE PUT ON SAKURA-CHAN WILL BE GIVEN BACK, 10-FOLD!!!! CHA!! (Kinomi-chan punches her fist in the air.)
(Sakura comes in and shakes her head.)
Sakura: I swear, Kinomi-chan, you're starting to act more and more like Inner Sakura that its scary...
Kinomi-chan: Whatever! BACK TO THE MATCH!!
(After being beaten and gotten some black eyes and bruises, Angelusfaith makes her move.)
Angelusfaith: ITACHI, USE MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!
Itachi: Fine... you owe me some brownies... (Itachi turns his attention to Sas-gay.) Mangekyo Sharingan!!!!!
Itachi makes Sas-gay see...stuff. Namely, SasuNaru stuff. Gross, 'M' rated stuff. Stuff that I will never say anymore about and refuse to go into detail. And for Sasuke, it was painful. Well the bastard deserves it.
Sasuke: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!! I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!! (Sasuke somehow got himself in the air and went through the roof.)
Kinomi-chan: Dammit...someone go after him...
Itachi: Hai.
Kinomi-chan: THANKS ITACHI!! NOW ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!
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Chapter Four:
Standing Under the
Cherryblossom Tree
There, under the cherry blossom tree, stood a person in black robes...with red clouds...and a straw hat...AKATSUKI!! I stared wide eyed when I spotted a lone Akatsuki member. What the hell does he/she want?! No use keeping myself hidden when he's/she's spotted me, which he/she had.
"Who are you, and what do you want?!" Well I was trying to be brave, but I'm already yelling! That's NOT being brave or calm.
"Saku-chan! You're here!" yelled the apparently female Akatsuki member. She took off her straw hat to reveal a blue haired woman with a origami flower pinned in her bun. "I finally get to meet ya! HELL YA!"
This woman...reminds me of...No way...
"B-butterfly-chan?!?" I asked, shock apparent in my voice. She nodded and ran over to me. What the hell? She's a Akatsuki member? I have been talking to a S-class criminal?! She grabbed my hand and shook it.
"Saku-chan, your arm is heavy...so I guess you're wearing the weights Weasel-chan told you to!"
"H-hai..." I suppose I was suffering from shock, because I began to have withdrawal symptoms. The next thing I know, I'm on the ground and the woman that I called 'Butterfly-chan' had a worried face on. Ino seems to have been so right about having friends online that I have never meet right now. Damn, why didn't I just listen?
"Are you ok, Saku-chan?!"
"J-just sh-shocked. Very sh-shocked," I replied.
"Saku-chan! I came to help you train, not babysit you like some sick genin!" Upon hearing that, I bolted up. I'm not going to take being called weak anymore, even if its coming from my enemy. No one is here to notice and they don't care about my training anyway. Atleast I don't think so.
"Ya, ya. So how are you planning on helping me train, now?"
"HELL YA!! THATS THE SPIRIT!!!!!" I think she's a reincarnation of Inner Sakura...weird and scary. Then in a split second, she vanished. She reappeared and tried to deliver a punch without warning. I smirked inwardly. I'm not that weak. I can see it coming. I grabbed the incoming fist, pulled it in and tried to counter with a kick. Key word tried. Well, I am fighting a S-class criminal. My instincts were tingling. Incoming kunai at 2:00. Five of them, it seems. I pulled out on of my kunais and blocked two of them and dodged the other three. I had read up on her. Her name is Konan. Information on her was scarce and the only things that I know about her is that she disperse her body into countless sheets of paper and take on the form of somekind of origami, usually butterflies.
'Of course. Her username was 'OrigamiButterfly'. It was so freakin' obvious. And I bet her friends are the other Akatsuki members as well. Damn, am I losing my touch? And I thought I was smart. That's it. Time to put my skills to the test.' As I got a break for how long I don't know, I took my kunai and bunched up my hair. I could feel Konan observing me, wondering what I'm up to. I used my kunai and cut off my hair that is no longer at my lower back. I held my hair out infront of me and dropped it slowing watching it fly in the wind like flower petals. I closed my eyes and when they opened the old look in my eyes was replaced by a new found determination. I will no longer be weak. I refuse to be weak anymore.
"Are you going just stand there?" Konan asked with boredness evident in her voice.
I didn't answer her, instead I went charging at her. Bringing my fist in the air I filled it with chakra ready to break some bones. She disappeared and I slamed into a tree, completely destroying it.
"Nice chakra control, now try hitting me."
Things went on like that till Konan won and I was panting my ass off. What a freaking work out.
"Five minute break, then three hundred laps around Konoha! SHANNARO!!" she sorta yelled. Yup, definitly a reincarnation of Inner Sakura. All I have to do is three hundred laps...NANI!?!! I stood there with my mouth gaping at her. She has GOT to be kidding. "What? Did I studder? I don't think so! You only have three minutes before you have to do those laps, you know..."
"DAMMIT!" I yelled as I hurried to get my bottle of water. I drank it all with ten seconds to spare before my laps began.
"GO!" Konan yelled and I ran for it. My weights where wearing me down, but it wasn't anything bad. Only four hundred extra pounds, making me 518 pounds. On my 477th lap, I past the ramen bar Ichiraku and saw Naruto just finishing paying for his food. He spotted me, and started running with me. I was covered in sweat so he seemed to be worried.
"Sakura-chan? What are you doing? And what happened to your hair?!" he asked.
"I'm (pant) running five (pant) hundred laps and (pant) I'm on my (pant) 477th lap (pant) and I felt (pant) like a change (pant) in appearance", I replied without my face betraying any emotion.
"Oh, thats good, I guess...WHAT?!? SAKURA-CHAN!!! 500 LAPS!?! ARE YOU CRAZY!?!"
"No." I picked up the pace and left him in the dust. After all of my laps were completed, I was dieing from thirst. I met Konan in the abandonded training field and she threw me my water bottle, except it was filled to the rim with water. "Arigato, Konan-chan." I had somehow became oddly comfortable with her, and started to trust her some. Why, I will never know. She's like the older sister I never had. Giving what needed support here and there. Weird, a S-class criminal feeling like family.
"No problem, Saku-chan," she said with a microscopic smile. No one would of noticed it, but I did. "Well, thats it for today. I will help you with tomorrow, if you want."
"Yes, please!" I watched as she pulled out a kunai.
"Come here so I can fix your hair so that it's atleast presentable. You didn't exactly cut it evenly..." Konan trailed off.
"Thanks again, Konan-chan," I said with a smile as I let her cut my hair. Once she was done, she slipped her kunai back into her cloak and turned me around to get a good look at me.
"Nothing big. Tuna-chan has been sulking some, just to let you know," she said, obviously trying to hold back her laughter.
"How come?" I ask.
"He doesn't like being called 'Tuna-chan'...but seriously, it is SO funny! He took the nickname to heart and its hilarious!!" She wasn't trying anymore to hold her laughter and was laughing sorta hard. I couldn't help but laugh along. "And the 'Weasel-chan' was SO original! He doesn't seem happy about it either..."
"So..." my laughter calmed down,"Tuna-chan is Kisame, I can only guess that Dude is Deidara, and Weasel-chan is...Uchiha...Itachi?" Fear must have been evident in my voice, because she drapped one arm around my shoulders and tried to calm my fear.
"Yes, but they aren't that bad, actually. Kisame drinks alot so its funny to mess with him when he's drunk, Deidara is easily annoyed by Tobi, the newest member after Sasori was killed by you, and yes we know it was you, and Itachi is just so freakin quiet that it gets on my nerves..." She started saying stuff under her beath that I could make out, I just knew she was cusing, alot. "Well, since your done with your training for today, why don't you go and take a shower, 'k?" she asked after she got her anger under control.
"Ok. Talk to ya later, Konan-chan!" I yell over my shoulder as I started walking to my apartment.
"HELL YA! YOU KNOW IT!" she yelled back. I looked back and smiled and waved and then she 'poofed' away. I took my walking put to a jog, then a sprint, to a full on run. I'll never know where I got the energy to run like that, but I did. Even with the weights on. I reached home and fell on my bed. What a tiring day. I let my eyes close and suddenly I was in the land of dreams. Damn, I never got to go online today either.
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Ok, so that may be short-ish, but I have to stop to go to bed. Damn school. We all know and hate school:P
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