Twisted Romance
Disclaimer- For all you peep who want proof...I DON'T OWN IT!!!
A/N- Okay here's the fourth chapter. Chapter five should be up no later than this coming weekend. If not sooner, depends.
Chapter 4 Dinner with Din
"Hmm...What to cook for dinner?" Din said to herself as she scratched her head. "Ahh!!! I know!!! How 'bout some... Lasagna, penne, alfredo, chicken alfredo, pesto, lasagna, penne, alfredo, chicken alfredo, and did I mention lasagna?" Din said as bowls of what she mentioned magically appeared before her. "Fhew!" She said as she wiped her forehead. "Nothing like a hard day of cooking." She said as she looked at the clock. "Six o'clock aye?" Din said as she squinted one of her eyes. "Time to GO GET READY!!!"
As Din was in the shower she had a very hard time deciding which shampoo to use. "Hmm...blackberry or heavenly, blackberry or heavenly, blackberry or heavenly...HEAVENLY!!!"
Din got out of the shower and dried her heavenly hair. She decided to let her natural wave bounce in. Her hair went about half-way past her back.
She then picked out a ruby-red dress that glittered and criss-crossed in the back. She had a pair of matching shoes to go with it. She then applied some very heavy gobs of make-up. "Hmm...I have the impression that I don't know how to apply make-up...Oh well!" Din said as she continued plastering it on her face.
'DING DONG'
"HE'S HERE!!!" Din said as she raced to the door.
She slowly opened the door as she was greeted by Link. Link was holding about a dozen red roses that matched Din's dress perfectly. In his other hand he was holding a box of Fannie May Chocolates. (A/N: YUM!)
"AW! You shouldn't have!" Din said as she received the roses and chocolates. "You can make yourself at home and I'll go put these in a vase." Din said as Link walked into the family room and sat down onto the coach.
A few minutes later Din returned. "Would you like to eat dinner now or would you like it a little later?" Din asked Link in her ultra-sweet voice.
"I'm kinda hungry right now, so, is it okay if we eat now?" Link said sort- of rubbing his stomach.
"Oh, but of course!" Din said as she put on a smile as wide as the ocean. "I hope you like pasta because that's what we're having."
"Oh, I like pasta. But, it's gotta be good pasta." Link said sarcastically.
"Mine is the best!" Din said as Link took seat in a golden chair.
The dinning area was amazing. The chairs were made of what seemed to be gold. The table was also gold with a scarlet red cloth covering the top. The rug was almost an opulent color that shimmered many tints, and the walls was like one giant mirror that made the room seem almost endless.
Din brought the bowls of now cold pasta to the table. "Eat up!" Din said as she scooped some pasta onto Link's plate.
"You think you made enough variety of pasta" Link questioned playfully. "Oh, Link you're so funny!" Din said with her flirty giggle.
Link took a bite into the rubbery, cold pasta. "Um...Din..." Link started. "Yes?" Din asked. "The pasta's a little cold. Is it fresh?" "Oh, yeah the pasta's fresh. I cooked it yesterday, froze it, thawed it out this morning, reheated it, and served. Why wouldn't it be fresh?" Din said with a puzzled look on her face. "But, I can warm it up for you." Din said now understanding.
Din then got up to go nuke Link's pasta. As soon as she couldn't see him Link darted for the bathroom and spit out the pasta that was sitting in his mouth. "Yuck!"
When Din came back she found Link still sitting in the chair. Link didn't want to be rude so he continued to eat the pasta. Link and Din continued having pointless conversations, until...
"Din, are you sure you want the truth about your pasta?" Link questioned. "Yes, Link, then I will know whether or not I need to improve it." Din said. "It actually could use a little improvement" Link said as he took another tiny bite of the disgusting pasta. "Din..I'm choking!" Link said as he was choking on the pasta.
"Oh, Link you're so cute! I knew you were joking! I mean my pasta is the best." Din said as she rested her head in her hands. "No...I'm...Choking!" Link managed to say. "What? Did you say you were choking?!" Din said as she saw Link's now blue face.
"OH, MY SWEET GODDESS!!!" Din screamed. "But, I don't know the Heimlich maneuver!" Din said as she walked back and forth thinking of what to do.
"I KNOW!" Din yelled as she grabbed Link out of his chair, threw him on the ground on his stomach, and started jumping on his back. Little rubber ducky noises were being emitted from Link.
Link then spit up the past and returned to his normal color. "Oh, oh, thank goddess you're alright!" Din said as she gave Link a bear hug. "Din..." Link started. "Yes?" Din questioned. "You're cutting of my air supply." Link said as Din loosened her grip on him.
"Well...I guess you're not hungry anymore." Din said. "What time is it?" Din asked Link. "It's almost 9:30." Link said.
"You wanna watch a movie?" Din asked. "That sounds fine, but we won't be able to finish it." Link said. "Oh, well, we can always finish it some other time." Din said knowing that her efforts weren't much. "Yeah, maybe." Link said.
They then watched a movie for a half an hour until it was 10:00 and Link had to leave. Tomorrow Link will have to eat dinner at Farfore's place.
A/N: Okay this chapter wasn't as long as I hoped it would be, but I have to admit. I think it was funny. Next chapter should be up before next weekend is over. Love you peep! I'll make the next chapter two nights long. So it will be Link and Farfore, and then Link and Malon. Until chappie 5!
Disclaimer- For all you peep who want proof...I DON'T OWN IT!!!
A/N- Okay here's the fourth chapter. Chapter five should be up no later than this coming weekend. If not sooner, depends.
Chapter 4 Dinner with Din
"Hmm...What to cook for dinner?" Din said to herself as she scratched her head. "Ahh!!! I know!!! How 'bout some... Lasagna, penne, alfredo, chicken alfredo, pesto, lasagna, penne, alfredo, chicken alfredo, and did I mention lasagna?" Din said as bowls of what she mentioned magically appeared before her. "Fhew!" She said as she wiped her forehead. "Nothing like a hard day of cooking." She said as she looked at the clock. "Six o'clock aye?" Din said as she squinted one of her eyes. "Time to GO GET READY!!!"
As Din was in the shower she had a very hard time deciding which shampoo to use. "Hmm...blackberry or heavenly, blackberry or heavenly, blackberry or heavenly...HEAVENLY!!!"
Din got out of the shower and dried her heavenly hair. She decided to let her natural wave bounce in. Her hair went about half-way past her back.
She then picked out a ruby-red dress that glittered and criss-crossed in the back. She had a pair of matching shoes to go with it. She then applied some very heavy gobs of make-up. "Hmm...I have the impression that I don't know how to apply make-up...Oh well!" Din said as she continued plastering it on her face.
'DING DONG'
"HE'S HERE!!!" Din said as she raced to the door.
She slowly opened the door as she was greeted by Link. Link was holding about a dozen red roses that matched Din's dress perfectly. In his other hand he was holding a box of Fannie May Chocolates. (A/N: YUM!)
"AW! You shouldn't have!" Din said as she received the roses and chocolates. "You can make yourself at home and I'll go put these in a vase." Din said as Link walked into the family room and sat down onto the coach.
A few minutes later Din returned. "Would you like to eat dinner now or would you like it a little later?" Din asked Link in her ultra-sweet voice.
"I'm kinda hungry right now, so, is it okay if we eat now?" Link said sort- of rubbing his stomach.
"Oh, but of course!" Din said as she put on a smile as wide as the ocean. "I hope you like pasta because that's what we're having."
"Oh, I like pasta. But, it's gotta be good pasta." Link said sarcastically.
"Mine is the best!" Din said as Link took seat in a golden chair.
The dinning area was amazing. The chairs were made of what seemed to be gold. The table was also gold with a scarlet red cloth covering the top. The rug was almost an opulent color that shimmered many tints, and the walls was like one giant mirror that made the room seem almost endless.
Din brought the bowls of now cold pasta to the table. "Eat up!" Din said as she scooped some pasta onto Link's plate.
"You think you made enough variety of pasta" Link questioned playfully. "Oh, Link you're so funny!" Din said with her flirty giggle.
Link took a bite into the rubbery, cold pasta. "Um...Din..." Link started. "Yes?" Din asked. "The pasta's a little cold. Is it fresh?" "Oh, yeah the pasta's fresh. I cooked it yesterday, froze it, thawed it out this morning, reheated it, and served. Why wouldn't it be fresh?" Din said with a puzzled look on her face. "But, I can warm it up for you." Din said now understanding.
Din then got up to go nuke Link's pasta. As soon as she couldn't see him Link darted for the bathroom and spit out the pasta that was sitting in his mouth. "Yuck!"
When Din came back she found Link still sitting in the chair. Link didn't want to be rude so he continued to eat the pasta. Link and Din continued having pointless conversations, until...
"Din, are you sure you want the truth about your pasta?" Link questioned. "Yes, Link, then I will know whether or not I need to improve it." Din said. "It actually could use a little improvement" Link said as he took another tiny bite of the disgusting pasta. "Din..I'm choking!" Link said as he was choking on the pasta.
"Oh, Link you're so cute! I knew you were joking! I mean my pasta is the best." Din said as she rested her head in her hands. "No...I'm...Choking!" Link managed to say. "What? Did you say you were choking?!" Din said as she saw Link's now blue face.
"OH, MY SWEET GODDESS!!!" Din screamed. "But, I don't know the Heimlich maneuver!" Din said as she walked back and forth thinking of what to do.
"I KNOW!" Din yelled as she grabbed Link out of his chair, threw him on the ground on his stomach, and started jumping on his back. Little rubber ducky noises were being emitted from Link.
Link then spit up the past and returned to his normal color. "Oh, oh, thank goddess you're alright!" Din said as she gave Link a bear hug. "Din..." Link started. "Yes?" Din questioned. "You're cutting of my air supply." Link said as Din loosened her grip on him.
"Well...I guess you're not hungry anymore." Din said. "What time is it?" Din asked Link. "It's almost 9:30." Link said.
"You wanna watch a movie?" Din asked. "That sounds fine, but we won't be able to finish it." Link said. "Oh, well, we can always finish it some other time." Din said knowing that her efforts weren't much. "Yeah, maybe." Link said.
They then watched a movie for a half an hour until it was 10:00 and Link had to leave. Tomorrow Link will have to eat dinner at Farfore's place.
A/N: Okay this chapter wasn't as long as I hoped it would be, but I have to admit. I think it was funny. Next chapter should be up before next weekend is over. Love you peep! I'll make the next chapter two nights long. So it will be Link and Farfore, and then Link and Malon. Until chappie 5!