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Inside Her Head
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Chapter 4
Monday, November 16
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KPA Newspaper: Issue 3
~written by the students, for the students~
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Table of Contents
Editorial … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … page 2
November Updates… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … page 3
Student Council Elections… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … page 4
KPA Talent Show… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … page 5
Interview… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … page 6
Sick Of Uniforms?… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … page 7
Konoha Fall Dance… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … page 9
Bulletins… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … page 10
It's All Student!… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …page 12
Horoscopes … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … page 13
Student Art … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …page 13
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INTERVIEW WITH FUGAKU UCHIHA
Tuesday, November 3
Reporter: Kushina Uzumaki
Information provided by: Fugaku Uchiha
As commented by: Minato Namikaze
1. What is your name?
Fugaku Uchiha
AKA Ice Cube
2. When is your birthday?
August 16
3. Favorite subject?
Math
NERRRDD!!!!
4. Siblings?
None.
5. Relationships?
None.
He wants one, though. with m-(gets choked)
6. Friends?
Minato. I must admit I regret it sometimes, too.
OMG IT KNOWS MY NAME!!
7. Future career choice?
Head of Uchiha Corps
He wants to be just like his daddy
8. Hero?
Don't have one.
he was gonna write his own name!! Or Barney!
9. Hobbies?
Sports, studying
There's nothing else for him to do! Haha loser!
10. Favorite band?
Linkin Park.
nah, he likes romantic music!! & he sings in the shower Kushina-chan!!
11. Favorite number?
100- the score I get on all my tests.
I have one 'Shina-chan!! it's 15
12. Blood type?
AB
Mine's B!
13. Favorite color?
navy blue
Well, I like orange. Orange is a cooler color, right?
14. Member of?
B-ball, President of Physics Club & Advanced Mathematics Club
Sounds nerdy, but being president of those clubs has it's advantages!
15. Anything else left to say?
Is this interview over yet?
That was fun! Interview me next, 'Shina-chan!
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This is ridiculous.
I mean, I've been at this school for only 2 weeks, and I'm already facing a dance.
The fall dance, to be precise. It's next saturday.
SATUR-DAYYY!!!!
I asked Mikoto about it. She says she never goes.
NEVER GOES?!?!
So now, I have a new goal- to take her to the dance.
Or actually, to get Fugaku to take her.
Dunno how I'm gonna do that...
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Ohhhhhh.
Guess what?
Inoichi asked me to the fall dance!
I kinda sorta really wanted to go with Minato.
But Minato's the king of this school. What're the chances of him asking me?
So, I said yes.
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So, Inoichi told Minato about us going to the fall dance.
He didn't say anything.
I don't think he cares....
Hmm.
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I passed notes with Fugaku during Chem. He didn't want to, until he read what I wrote.
me- hey fugaku! u going 2 the dance?
f- idk. y?
me- take mikoto.
f- wat?
me-cmon! she really really likes u
f- ...are u srs?
me- no durrrrr
He glared at me after that note. I wonder if he'll do as I say...
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After school, I was at my locker putting my stuff away, and these 4th year jocks got into a fight. They were slamming each other against the lockers and no one was stopping them and I was pretty sure I was gonna get squashed.
So, I turned, and shut my eyes real tight, waiting for the impact of a jock squishing me against my locker.
No impact came.
I opened my eyes and turned around and BAM- I'm staring into Minato Mcsmexy's chest.
I was like 'wtf?'
He just looked down at me. He had his arms on either side of me, sort of like a cage, with his palms against the lockers.
"Are you ok?"
"Y-Yeah..."
"Hn. Be more careful." and he just walked away.
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
"I wouldn't want my favorite kitten to get hurt."
HUH?
ME?
KITTEN?
WHAT?
That's when I felt something around my neck.
A bell.
He tied a bell around my neck.
WHAT AM I, YOUR PERSONAL PET?!?!?!
Though I gotta admit...
That's really sweet.
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I have some theories of what will happen at the dance. These theories are possible and are yet to be proven, or not.
1. someone will spike the punch
2. someone will get into a catfight
3. random dancing and singing by drunk girls will occur
4. the principal will find out and kill us all
5. I will somehow embarrass myself
These are my theories.
Now, I gotta go feed Joey Page.