Chapter 4: Upskirt Shenanigans

Jei and Sora sat in the secret waterway, talking about things, like Yuffie, Jeiko, Yuffie's assets, Riku, Kairi, Yuffie, and Kairi's assets. Jei wanted to know everything about Yuffie, where she was from, what she liked, who she liked, everything. Sora told him all he knew about her, and in turn Jei told him a few things about him and Jeiko,

"Well, for one thing, we aren't gay!" Jei added, laughing,

"Yea, you seem to like Yuffie, plus I would never think that," said Sora. He noticed a significant change in Jei when he wasn't around a group of people, he was quite, and only spoke in a few words when around Yuffie, but here he talked a lot, "What was that whole fight about?" he asked

"Well, we are on sort of a quest to get home. We were stranded in some strange world a while back, when we were your age, and we just made our living as mercenaries or in odd jobs until we could scrape up enough money to buy a few gummi blocks. Then we traveled to different worlds, learning skills and becoming stronger all the while earning more money. We self-trained ourselves in the sword arts, then went around challenging people to battles for money. About a year ago, we were attacked by this weird looking ship, piloted by a black squiggle, we were shot down over a great castle, and bought passage here after defeating a talking dog and a duck. It was funny, the dog threw a shield at Jeiko and he yelled then started throwing rocks at him until he had him cornered, then flicked his nose and he flew through the wall! Who knew someone could be so weak!" Jei stopped for a minute, chuckling then went on, "Once we got here, we gave a challenge to the greatest fighter Traverse Town had to offer, then Leon and Yuffie showed up. The bet was originally one hundred munny, but Jeiko got greedy and talked them into one hundred thousand munny by teasing Leon about being poor, then we started the fight, and you know the rest,"

"Wow, that's quite a story, but where do you come from?" asked Sora,

"I can't tell you,"

Riku and Jeiko set off towards the hotel to find Selphie, Yuffie didn't think it what they were going to do was nice, but they didn't care, and they wanted to do it anyway. They found Yuffie banging on a door in the hotel, screaming at Tidus and Wakka to let her in. She didn't know they had jumped off the balcony to the alleyway, they were currently enjoying a relaxing dinner at Rubie's cafe. Selphie noticed Jeiko behind Riku, and turned red,

"H-hi Riku, hi Jeiko," she stammered, "what are you two doing here?"

"We wanted to see if you wanted to come to dinner with us, and get aquatinted to Jeiko," said Riku, charm overwhelming his voice,

"O-ok, "she stammered again.

The three teens walked to the Cafe in the first district. As they neared, Riku saw two forms scramble to gather food, then run down the alley, knocking down a table in the process. They arrived to see Ruby is a bad mood, she had a lot of cleaning to do after closing, but she led them to a table as nicely as she could anyway. When they sat down, they a pitcher of soda and Selphie announced she needed to use the bathroom and left momentarily. After she had went around the corner, Jeiko ordered a bottle of rum while trying to hold back snickers. Ruby passively agreed, too tired and lazy to ask the guy about his age, and brought them a stack of cups, and a bottle of rum. Jeiko and Riku were sniggering madly as Riku poured the rum in the soda, and mixed in thoroughly.

"Hey Riku, Jeiko, can we join you?" asked Kairi as they walked up to the table, Riku went white, then answered,

"Yes, sure," in a high, squeaky voice, the two girls sat down and promptly poured four cups of the rum-soda from the pitcher, emptying it. Selphie came back, and sat down as Ruby walked by and re-filled the pitcher with rum-free soda.

"Wow, this stuff has a weird taste to it, what is it?" asked Yuffie,

"I don't know, it was all Ruby... had... left," Riku's mouth dropped as Yuffie drained the cup in one gulp, then began to giggle. That stuff worked fast, he thought. Kairi was having similar reactions, both girls were giggling like idiots.

"Well, I'm getting tired, I wannago back to the room," said Kairi as she grabbed Yuffie's hand and dragged her away, still giggling. Riku looked at Jeiko, and they both began to laugh. Jeiko fell out of his chair on purpose to get a look at Selphie, who purposely opened the view so he could see. Riku was worried for about one minute, what would those two do? That was a lot of rum, oh well, he thought.

The ever-darkened skies of Traverse Town rumbled with thunder from a slowly approaching storm. On Destiny Islands, this would have been the time the sun set, but here, the night was ever lasting, and the crowds had just begun to stirring. But amongst all the hustle and bustle, two teenage girls were in a darkened hotel room, laying in bed... the same bed (they were only talking).

"Hey Kairi, what do you think was in that soda, it wasn't soda," stammered one girl,

"I think we got the bad end of a joke..." slurred the other,

"Hey Kairi?"

"Yea?"

"Have you ever thought of other girls?"

"No, why?"

"Just wondering, neither have I," the two girls had never thought of other girls in that way, but ironically they were both lying in (their underwear) in the same bed.

"Hey Yuffie,"

"Yea, what is it-" she was cut off as Kairi leaned inwards and kissed her on the lips,

"Hey, don't do that!" yelled a sobered Yuffie, "Don't ever do that again! I'm not a lesbo, dammit!" she sat up, "Jeez, what the hell am I doing? I'm gonna kill Riku for this! It was rum! That's what it was!" she was cut off again as a hand reached up and grabbed her, "God, stop Kairi!" she took a water gem from her nearby shorts and threw it on Kairi's head, casting water on her, drenching her.

"Oh, my gosh, did I just do what I think I did, I'm so sorry, here, I'll turn on a light!" Kairi scrambled to the light switch, flipped it, saw Yuffie in her underwear then screamed and flipped it again,

"Let's get dressed before anyone comes in, oh I'm so sorry Yuffie!"

After their meal, The trio decided to take a walk around town. Selphie led the group, out in front by a few feet, and Riku and Jeiko were sniggering behind her,

"Do it man, come on," sniggered Riku,

"Should I, I will! Dare me and I'll do it," whispered Jeiko,

"Okay, I dare you to!"

"Okay! Here it goes" Jeiko muttered something under his breath, and a sudden gust of wind picked up Selphie's skirt, revealing her lower torso. Jeiko stifled a tear, the sight was so joyous for him, but he still couldn't help laughing with Riku, who was rolling on the ground.

"Hey! Who did that?" Riku just pointed to Jeiko, who was slapping his legs and laughing still, "Oh, okay, let's get going" she pushed her dress down, and started back along the sidewalk, giggling