Do I really have to do the disclaimer stuff? Ok then...
I do not own Naruto!
"Now Tobi, I want you to listen to me carefully, ok?" Miyuki spoke cautiously.
Tobi shook his head to say 'yes'.
"Good. Now Tobi, Deidara-kun and I would really like it if you behave during this mission." Miyuki warned him.
He shook his head again.
"When I say behave I mean listen to your two sempais ok? If Deidara-kun says to be quiet you shut up right away, If I say go to bed you better go to bed."
Tobi nodded.
"If you could listen to what we have to say during this whole mission I will not only officially confirm that you're a good boy but I'll let you play with Deidara-kun's special clay!" Miyuki lowered her voice so Deidara wouldn't hear.
Tobi's eyes twinkled. (don't ask how she knew that.)
"T-Tobi will try his best!" He stuttered.
"No Tobi. You will do your best!" She warned.
He saluted her.
Miyuki smiled and said "Our special meeting is now Dismissed!"
He saluted her again and marched off.
Miyuki sighed and walked over to Deidara.
They walked the whole day and had finally stopped to make camp.
A mile away from a village! He refused to let them rest in a hotel. It's like Deidara was turning into a miniature Kakuzu!
"Deidara-" She started.
"No." He cut her off.
"But you didn't-"
"No."
"Deidara just-"
"Nope." He popped the 'P'.
Miyuki's eye twitched.
"Will you listen to what I have to say?" She yelled annoyed.
He looked up from what he was doing.
"Yes?" He asked impatient.
Cha! It's like he's been around Sasori so much that Sasori's personality rubbed off on him. Sheesh!
"Ok. First of all why are you being so mean to me?" Miyuki asked.
He thought for a while.
"Because I want to be mean." He replied calmly.
"Meanie." She mumbled.
"What was that?"
"Oh nothing. Nothing. Listen I can't stay here. And why do you have the biggest tent with lots of stuff inside?" She asked curiously.
Miyuki and Tobi had to share a tent, a small, old tent. It doesn't even deserve the title: tent!
"Because i'm the leader." He replied.
Is it me or is Deidara really grouchy?
"It's either I sleep in that big tent over there or I go to the village and rent a room. You choose." She pointed to the huge tent which was Deidara's.
"But I'm the leader. You can't do that!" He was annoyed.
"It's my life and my body. I don't want to wake up tomorrow itching!" She retorted.
"Fine. You'll sleep with me." He sighed.
"What?" Miyuki blushed.
"I-I mean you'll s-sleep in m-my tent but on the other side! We'll be like ten feet apart!" he stuttered realising just how his last statement sounded.
They both blushed.
LATER THAT NIGHT...
Miyuki tucked Tobi in and told him good night. She turned to leave.
"M-Miyuki-sempai?" He stuttered.
"Yes?"
"Where are you going?"
"Oh! I completely forgot to tell you! I'm not sleeping here Tobi. I'm sleeping in Deidara-kun's tent." Miyuki thought about her previous answer. It sounded weird.
"Oh." Was all Tobi could say.
"Oooooh!" He chirped afterwards.
Miyuki's eyes widened. She flailed her hand in front of her.
"N-No no no no no no no. NO! It's not like that Tobi! God NO!" She stated protectively.
"But Tobi thought-"
"No!"
"But-"
"Goodnight Tobi! And do make the bogey monsters bite!" She marched out of the tent.
"Miyuki-sempaiiiii!" Tobi screamed from inside the tent.
She chuckled. That'll teach him.
She looked up at the moon. It's light glazed the little stream near where their tents were located.
The night was so peaceful. Actually she preferred night than day, rain than sun. Everything opposite. Everything that seemed sorrowful and sinister to others she loved.
She tucked her hands in her pockets, (do they have those in their cloaks? I think so...) closed her eyes and pulled in fresh night air through her nostrils.
She exhaled and opened her eyes.
"Better get to sleep. I'll have to wake early tomorrow to take a bath in this lovely stream." She told herself. (if ur wondering. Yes she already had a bath.)
When she entered the tent Deidara was sitting crossed legged eating bakudan.
He looked her.
"What was that all about?" He asked with his mouth full.
"Huh? What?" She took a seat on the other side of the tent, facing him.
"With Tobi un?" He looked at her suspiciously.
Miyuki snickered.
"Oh! Nothing! Nothing at all." She turned from him and rested her head on the thing he called a pillow. She closed her eyes.
Deidara sat there looking at her.
"G-Goodnight..." She forced herself to say.
"Goodnight," He replied smiling.
"Miyuki-chan..." He mumbled silently.
A COUPLE OF HOURS AFTER DEIDARA FELL ASLEEP...
Tobi sat up and listened.
Leaves rustled with the silent night breeze, an Owl hooted.
Tobi sighed.
Madara? Why must you of all people be afraid because that stupid girl said something? There is no such thing as a bogey monster! He mentally slapped himself.
He put his head back on his 'pillow' and closed his eyes.
CRAAACK!
Tobi(Madara) shot up, his eyes wide behind his mask, breathing hard.
He looked around his moonlit tent.
Nothing in sight or in hearing distance.
Keep your cool man! Keep it together! You're the all famous Uchiha Madara! You don't believe in such nonsense! That's some child's story! He comforted himself.
His harsh breathing ceased.
He smiled and was about to put his head back down but...
"MMMMMMM!"
His eyes widened even more!
Screw this! I'm going with Miyuki! Even if my pride is going too!
And with that he shot out of the tent and shot into the bigger tent.
He crawled into Miyuki's arms. She opened her eyes partially.
"Hm? Tobi...what are you doing...here..." She started sleepily but fell asleep cuddling the good boy(man).
THE NEXT DAY...
"Are you guys ready yet? It's been like ten minutes." Miyuki asked impatient.
Deidara turned from Tobi and smiled.
"In a minute." He sang.
"ok." She pouted.
He turned back to Tobi.
"Tobi what you did last night was unforgivable. You will never do it again. Do you understand?" Deidara seemed really angry that Tobi had slept in his tent. With Miyuki!
Tobi nodded for like the trazillionth time now.
He really was moody! He got jealous because he slept with Miyuki and he couldn't!
He smirked under his mask.
"Sempai are you jealous of Tobi?" He asked.
"Jealous of you? Please!" He pointed at Tobi.
"Tobi knows that you like Miyuki-sempai alot!" He stated loudly.
Deidara blushed.
"..."
"Ooooooo!" Tobi was starting to become hyper.
"Tobi just don't ever do what you did last night again!"
And with that he stormed off, taking the lead.
"Come on slowpoke!" Miyuki yelled to Tobi.
"Tobi is coming!" He ran to her.
When he reached he walked.
"Hey what's up with him?" Miyuki asked gesturing to Deidara.
Tobi decided that he wouldn't tell so soon, he still had to find out if her powers were worth taking. He didn't want her in any kind of relationship. Yet.
"Nothing." He simply said.
"Huh?" she was a little stunned but kept walking.
WHEN THEY ARRIVED AT THE VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE RICEPADDIES...
"Well... let's get to work shall we?" Deidara spoke rather loudly.
"Hn..." Was all Miyuki could say.
"Here we go!" Tobi punched the air for extra enthusiasm.
They hid their chakra signatures and began their search for Mimoko.
This had better be fun... Miyuki thought.
Yup another chapter. I`m still wondering what her kekke genkai should be though...