Hello again dear peasants. Ian is boring me out. Did you see the comment he made on my previous blog entry? So disrespectful.
So darlings, let's catch up on the news. Fur coats are so in. Why? Because I say so. And who better to listen to than me. Mother is away again. Having, ahm, treatments on her face. Oh sod it, she's having another one of her face lifts. It's the sixth face lift she's had this year. It's true, plastic surgery is very addicting. But not only that, she's also having her lips done. She wants them to be pouty like Angelina Jolie's. Very blase on Mother's point of view, don't you think?
Ugh, I hate this day! If I don't shop today, I may have to wear the same outfit twice!
My dear cousin, Alana Flores, sent me a very beautiful pair of flats today from Hong Kong. It's Gucci and in my favorite color, hot pink. Honestly, I wish Alana was my sibling instead of Ian. She's ruthless, fashion loving and beautiful just like me. Though, she's not more beautiful than me. Also, she's rich just like me! Isn't that nice?
To tell you more about my disgusting cousins, I have prepared a very short description of each.
Jonah Wizard: loudmouthed and utterly vulgar. His sense of style is so last century. Wrinkles? Major eww
Starling Triplets: They're fashion sense is so perky. I mean, loafers? Khaki colors? And their freckles disgusting freckles...
Alistair Oh: Microwave burrito obsessed guy. Burritos are out, lobster with lemon garnish are in.
Irina Spasky: Nicknamed the Spaz. She was better off dead. The double crossing witch!
Cahill Brats: I hate them so much! They are so inferior and vulgar and they do not even have a fashion sense!
See? very short. Now goodbye!
COMMENTS
harrypottervspercyjackson
Natalie Kabra,
Who the heck do you have your eyes on? Dan's identical twin? And I'll take Dan, thanks.
P.S. Fur coats are so last year. d-=
Hmm...Fur coats are so in. And you can have Dan, don't worry about it. Let's see, I've been liking a boy from a very prominent and wealthy family. You must have heard of him. His name is Alexander van Montague. He's super cute. NK
Dragonfeith
Hi Natalie (NOT)
First of all, you can't love yourself in a romantic way. Second of all, who do you love? (Besides yourself, of course.)
Is it Hamilton Holt? One of the Sined brothers?
DAN? (I think you are totally, bewilderingly in LOVE with Dan) Have a horrible, terrible, horrendous time answering that! HA HA HA HA!
First of all, Hamilton Holt is not cute. Even though Ned and Ted are hot -did I just say that?- they are so not my type. And see above, I love Alexander van Montague -sigh- NK
bewilder22
Natalie there is this song that is like so you. It is called Fasion by lady Gaga. You need to listen to it. I am like you. I love Italian and French styles. I have a question.
How do you get a guy to like you (hypothetically speaking. You always know if they like you caus you know they do) to tell you?
TTFN
Bewilder22
OMG! I love that song so much! It is so perfect for me! To get a guy to like you, you need to be yourself around him. Please don't change. You need to be comfortable around him. You know, play pranks on each other, tease each other and crack jokes. Invite him to hang out with you and do stuff together so you know more about each other and lastly, have patience which is so not any girl's specialty especially if it involves a boy. If you want him to admit that he likes you, be subtle and don't ask direct questions like "Do you like me or not?" If you do that, he will run away from you in terror. And you also need patience. Again, not our specialty. NK
Pepsigirl120
I agree. Salesladies are not accurate. I AM NOT CRUSHING ON IAN!
Oh, that's a relief. I can't understand why someone would love my stupid brother. Do you? Finally! Someone who adores me! NK
Sinead Starling
Eww Natalie, you think my brother's are hot? And I do not have a disgusting fashion sense.
Oh, poor Sinead. You suffer from denial, my dear. NK