Through an alleged emo's eyes Revival!
Chapter4. Attack of the Fat Man
Disclaimer: I don't own anything SE owns, unless I was SE which I am not.
A/N: Haven't done this in a long time. I blame writers block for my old works causing me to start new stories
It's a Hard knock life for us
It's a Hard knock life for us…
Chaos, why are you singing that?
I need something to take my mind away from the facts that there are 3 smoking hot girls travelling with us and you won't give me control of the body.
If I gave you control of the body the world would be in flames.
But you'd technically be getting laid!
Hmm.
Please?
No. From what I've seen they are brilliant fighters and I do not want my balls different colour
Wait a minute, what colours?
Black and Blue
Oh. Kinky.
There really is no discouraging you is there
Not a chance
What is that up ahead?
Dunno but it looks like a giant…
Stop that sentence right now.
…I was going to say rocket…
No you weren't
Was too!
I'm not getting into an argument with you about this
Was too!
Sigh.
We approached the disused structure to find a village surrounding it, apparently this was all that was left from the Shinra space program which I didn't even know had existed.
Well it don't exist now.
Thank you for that Chaos.
No Problem!
As I was saying the designated leader seemed to be one named the "captain" by the inhabitants. Cloud decided to explore, after obtaining a new sword from a local and purchasing a shotgun for me to replace the Sniper CR we discovered an old plane.
I'll take over from here, we found it, the Ninja suggested we steal it which I was for and now some bitch in a lab coat tells us that we gotta talk to the captain in the wang.
I knew you were going to say it!
So maybe I was.
Yes well now were climbing this godforsaken ladder
Which I hate.
We both hate it Chaos.
But I hated it first
You don't have to climb it!
Right so where is this "Captain" guy anyway?
"Excuse me, are you the captain?" Trust Cloud to be so blunt
"The name's Cid Highwind kid."
"What's this rocket about?"
"Well your quick for some people, you see back when Shinra was a weapons company they made lots of stuff during that pointless war"
Did Yuffie just frown at that?
"Anyway they made this Rocket, and they chose the best pilot, me to be the one to launch it. But that $$&ing Shera messed up the launch then they became so anal about the space program. And as soon as they found Mako to be profitable, well…"
Sucks to be him.
"But all that's about to change! Rufus is coming here to reinstate the program"
"The President is coming here?" Cloud seems concerned, I heard that they are enemies of the Shinra so they may be caught here if they are not careful.
"Yup!"
"Can we borrow the Tiny bronco?"
"$&£ No!"
Well it was worth trying. Might as well take Yuffie's idea and steal the thing. Wait, who's the fat-ass?
"Hey-hey!"
"Palmer! When's the space program being set up?"
"I don't know"
"Agh! You fat piece of crap!"
"Don't say 'fat'"
Well that was interesting…
…might as well leave this dump
Yeah.
Oh shit.
What?
You agreed with me twice in one day, that's a sign of the apocalypse!
…
Just messing with you emo.
Stop calling me that.
Vincent, we got problems.
What sort of problems?
The shit load of SOLDIERS outside who want to kill us
Can I even die?
Not sure but the women can and I am not being a necro!
Right, best to steal the plane
Oh no, fatty's got it
"Security!" like that's going to help him
Okay, compared to Materia keeper, this guy was a walkover, all he had was his gun and that didn't do much. Yuffie threw her new twin viper that she got in the mansion. It struck him in the head, bounced off and then hit a control panel in the Tiny bronco.
Come on Indiana Jones reference! It missed? And now he's running away!
He's in my sights, I can stop him getting anywhere.
Watch out for that truck!
What truck?
Ouch that had to hurt.
All aboard the plane then.
The journey in the skies was an unpleasant one, the youngest in our group did not travel well in the skies.
You're telling me! I swear she puked on Rufus!
Yes… unfortunately the plane was shot down and we were forced to make an emergency landing in the seas, we can use it as a boat and Cid has joined us but… what's with her?
"How about we go west? No, no reason at all"
What is she up to?