APOV
I'm in an extremely good mood.
After I caught Edward I slapped, punched, and kicked him I almost pulled off his ear just like I told him I would but he ended up pinning me down and making a run for it.
I 'saw' that he will be going to the house. Probably to hide from Esme till we go to school.
What a baby…
Well at least I get to have Bella over. It will help keep me distracted from shopping. SHOPPING! For the past three days I've been 'seeing' different images for the coming up shopping trips. So far Edward isn't in any of them. That shall change! Hopefully…
I ignored that last thought and ran up to my closet. Thank god I bought tons of cloths before I made the bet. That's when after I got my clothes on I went to go find my new shoes. Good mood gone. WHERE ARE MY NEW $194.99 BADGLEY MISCHKA WOMEN'S TAI PUMP! I screamed.
I sniffed around to only find Edward's, Jasper's, and Emmett's sent in my closet.
Oooohhh! It's SOO on!
"JASPER, EMMETT, EDWARD! GET YOUR BLOOD SUCKING BUTS IN HERE!"
They groaned and started heading up to the room. Emmett and Edward pushed Jasper in front of them. They all had scared expressions. Jasper couldn't take how angry I was so he shoved Emmett in front. I started tapping my foot which made them jump.
"Alright I know one of y'all took it!" I said with venom spilling in my words.
"We—ll I don't know what you're talking about so I'm just going to go." Edward tried to leave but I blocked him.
"Ooohh no one is leaving till I find out who took it!" I started shaking. I could feel Jasper send calm to me but it just bounced off.
I got three chairs and made all of them sit. Alright how will I pick them out? None of them thought of confessing so that just made it harder. I walked around them to where they couldn't see me and got rope and tied them down. The rope wasn't special rope, it was just that if they broke out of it and ran I would track them down and beat the crap out of 'em. I laughed maniacally. It was the laugh that creeps out Edward so it was funny looking at his face. The boys started to get uneasy. I slapped all three of them because you know when in old movies police would hit who they were interrogating? Yeah that's why. (AN: For some reason I see her in black and white on this part.)
Using a New York assent I said, "I know you did it. One of you had to do it! Now if you tell me I won't hurt you as bad."
Being the smart ass Emmett said, "What the hell did we do? I think I shouldn't be here! I was with Rose the whole time besides that clothing thing but still!
I shoot my head and chuckled.
"You naïve boy, one of you took my new Badgley Mischka Women's Tai Pump!" At this point I was yelling.
Emmett just sunk back into his chair.
Again just like the movies, I turned off the lights and got out a lamp shinning it in their faces.
"Now Emmett," I said sweetly, "where were you when I left with Edward?"
"So can I leave?" Edward said pleadingly.
I rolled my eyes, put the lamp down, walked into my closet, and threw one of the now out of style stilettos at him. They ended up hitting him in the eye.
"Now you can leave." I said bored with him.
Relief filled him. He broke out of the rope and ran to his car. Holding him hostage ended up making him late for school. Well I'm not going and nether are these vampires. I glared at them and smiled evilly. If they were human they might wet themselves. I laughed.
JPOV
I tried not to panic but holding in my emotion wasn't always a good thing. And having Emmett's rolls of panic wasn't helping either.
I knew we would get caught but NOO I just wanted to see Em's face when I throw his car into where ever I wanted. I swear we need to get a therapist for our gambling problem…
I told Emmett that if he could walk down the stairs in Alice's now pair of shoes I would finally go with him to one of those stripper places and if he couldn't well I get to throw his car anywhere I want. The weird thing was he actually did it! He was walking as gracefully as he could down the stairs. All I have to say was those shoes were strong. To hold up an enormous vampire in those kind of shoes was just darn right amazin'. But I thought to soon because once he was on the ground the heels shattered.
"Shit!" we said at the same time. Thankfully Alice was out beating Edward and Esme wasn't here to shake her head at us for cursing.
"Let's throw it in the river!" Emmett said still having a panic look.
"Nah, they still look like shoes but without heels… Let's give it to a hobo!" I replied.
We ended up going to some dark, deserted ally. The smell was revolting and found some chick that looked like a hobo and said her name was Jessie so we gave her the damage shoes.
When we got home Edward passed by us to his room. Then a happy Alice passed.
Crap. I had thought. That's when I heard it, the most horrible scream ever.
"Jasper! Snap out of it!" I was brought back to an angry Alice.
"Uh yes sweetie?" I said trying to be cool.
Alice saw right through me. She smile and straddled me. Her lips centimeters apart.
"Jasper honey, where are my shoes? I promise I won't get mad." Her sent intoxicated me.
My mind wasn't clear so I spilled. About everything…about the bet….about the shoes….about the hobo named Jessie.
I was about to kiss her but she pulled back and slapped me. Shocked crossed my face. I felt Emmett's anger and how scared he was. I also felt Alice's pissed off mood.
"A—alice I promise I'll buy you new shoes! You can even pick them out!" I shrieked before she could rip a part off of me.
"Jasper I can't shop or I'll lose my bet! And you also have horrible sense of fashion! I pick out your clothes!" she yelled. "Now I have to get my $194.99 shoes from Jessie the hobo!"
Crap. Ok what can I do before she hurts me? Oh man there's only one thing that makes her happy. Sigh. Well it's worth it… either that or whatever she has planned for me and Em.
I broke out of the rope which wasn't really smart but necessary. I got down on one knee and started singing her favorite song.
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset
She's going off about something that you said
'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do
I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like
And she'll never know your story like I do
But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts
She's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You, you belong with me, you belong with me
Walking the streets with you and your worn-out jeans
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench, thinking to myself
Hey, isn't this easy?
And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down
You say you're fine, I know you better than that
Hey, what ya doing with a girl like that?
She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
She's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know?
Baby, you belong with me, you belong with me
Oh, I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're 'bout to cry
And I know your favorite songs and you tell me 'bout your dreams
Think I know where you belong, think I know it's with me
Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time, how could you not know?
Baby, you belong with me, you belong with me
You belong with me
Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me
You belong with me
By the time I was done she was in my lap. All was forgiven. THANK GOD! She kissed my check then noticed Emmett still wrapped in rope. She glared at him then said, "Leave before I changed my mind."
Emmett bolted bringing the chair with him. It was quite funny sight. But still being Emmett he yelled, "REMEMBER I WON!"
"Stupid, sexual vampire." I muttered.
I kissed Alice again and her eyes glazed over. She jumped out of my lap.
"Geeze I almost forgot about Bella! Well school is almost over I guess I'll have to go get her clothes and her." She kissed me good-bye and was out before I could say anything.
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