#4 The Very Secret Diary of Seto Kaiba
Day 1:
I lead a boring life… Maybe I should do something drastic, like… hnnnnn, become a hippie! I'll do that!
Day 2:
Replaced all the wood floor with shag carpet and painted the cars with peace signs. Mokuba says I'm weird. Well screw him.
Day five:
Now have new wardrobe! Tie-dye shirts and bell bottoms! Asked Mokuba what he thought. He just shook his and said under his breath "I swear, I was switched at birth!"
Day seven:
Mokuba now complaining loudly that I'm making him look bad at school. Hmm, must be the lack of flower power beads. Mental note: beads and pendant.
Day 10:
Getting very weird looks at school. Can't imagine why.
Day 11:
Ran into Yugi at school today. Damn, for some reason, he's startin' to really turn me on. He started laughing when I entered the classroom. Man, that laugh of his makes shivers run down my spine!
Day 12:
Went over to Yugi's place this afternoon, but was instead greeted by a rather large dog. Hmm, I always thought Yugi was allergic to dogs… Oh, wait, no, that's his grandpa. Is his grandpa a hippie too?
Day 13:
Ran into Yugi again at the library, but he seemed kinda out of it. Since when was he into Egyptian mythology? He needs peace and love! I can give im both!
Day 16:
Little brother now gone missing! I, like, totally think those meanies working here took him! Will totally get him back!
Day 17:
Road trip! Yay!
Day 25:
Met Pegusus today. He's got a perty card with Mokuba's picture on it! Then he said he has Mokuba's soul and that I can have it back if, and only if, I /censored due to extremely disturbing and graphic sexual images/ him. Am highly considering it. But he said I'd have to practice with Yugi first… What to do?