Duo in: Gundam Wonderland
Chapter 4:The Rabbit Sends in Little Bill

Waah! I couldn't remember a single one of the Maganacs names...So I'll...just call him bill. You can pick whichever one you want to be Little Bill. Umn, how're you liking this so far? I know its not following the Disney storyline at all but thats cause I'm following the book. *hang head* I'm afraid this isnt the most interesting chapter in the book, but I'll try my best to make it as zany as I can *grin*
Quatre: You're so pathetic.
*cries*

The noise from the bushes wasn't Hilde-dodo. It was QUATRE-BUNNY! Duo couldn't decide wether to run away or jump on Quatre and beat him for the scandalous act he had performed earlier. Duo really didn't get a choice on this though. Since he was attacked by Quatre-bunny before he knew it.
Quatre-bunny leaped onto Duo, tugging at his skirt so it could come up, while Duo tugged down on it so it would stay down. Finally, Duo fell over from the weight of the rabbit and onto his back. Quatre was wailing, "OOOH MARY-ANN OHH YOU'RE SO SEXY!!" Duo was screaming in his defense, "I'M NOT MARY-ANN! I DON'T EVEN KNOW A MARY-ANN! GET OFF ME!!"
Quatre-bunny responded by nuzzling Duo's chest. Duo could no longer handle this he grabbed Quatre by the upper arms, put his knees into his chest and flipped the rabbit over his head. The he got up. Fixed his dress. Then ran as fast as his legs would take him. He was terrified. He didn't wanna be touched that way. Not by Quatre. Not THIS Quatre anyway.
Duo ran until he came to a house. On the mail box it said "Q.W.Rabbit". Duo wasn't really into being a genius at the moment and ran up the pathway and into the house. He looked out a window and saw Quatre-bunny looking around the surrounding area for pretty little Duo. He was sure he'd be safe in the house for a while.
Looking around in the house,Duo is as curious as a cat, he wandered from room to room. The house was nicely furnished. A mid 1800's european style. He looked into one of the closets in the master bedroom. Horrified he shut the door as soon as fast as possible. "I....I can't believe people actually let other people put that on their.....their...."and he shuddered and left that room as quickly as he could.
In another room he found a tray of cookies sitting next to cups of orange juice. Duo was getting thirsty after that run. So he picked it up, completely forgetting what happened last time he drank something in this world, and drank it all down.
Within seconds Duo's head smashed into the ceiling and his legs were sent sprawling out through the doorway and into a closet, making him have to bring that leg up bent. One of his arms flew out the window and the other one lied at his side. "God dammit! It happened again!...Oh no...If the rabbit comes in here then he'll...try to....OH GOD!" Duo was paniacing. He looked around for some help, but found nothing.
Then he heard a scream. Quatre-bunny was screaming outside the house. Not the scream of joy like he had when Duo first grew. It was a scream of fright.
"OH MY GOD!!! THERE'S A GIANT ARM HANGING FROM MY BEDROOM!!!" Duo thought to himself,' wait a minute, this is his house!? dammit!!!' Quatre went on screaming and crying. "MAGANAAAAC!!!! HELP MEEEE!!! IM SCAAARED! HOLD MEEEE!! UWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
'Maganac?' Duo wondered. Then he heard another voice outside. He moved a mirror inside the house so he could see who was out there.
One of Quatre's Maganacs was standing next to him with a chimeny sweep broom and a pair of black overalls and boots. He was completely covered in soot. He was talking to Quatre-bunny who would have clung to him if he didn't want to get dirt all over his clothes.
"I'm sorry sir but i'm just a chimney sweep! I dunno how to take care o' monsters in ye house. Howevah I suppose ye could set ye house on fire. It'd get rid a ya monsta roight quick!" Bill chimed. "NO FUCKING WAY!" Duo shouted "I SWEAR IF I GET OUT OF HERE I'LL SMISH YOU BOTH UNDER THIS SLIPPER!" and he wiggled his foot as a threat.
Bill and Quatre were silenced. Duo was wondering what was going on. Then he was answered when a rock smacked him in the cheek. "OW! What the hell!? OW OW!!" Two more rocks hit him in the head. Bill and Quatre were trying to beat the monster to death by stoning.
"OW! Okay, that's OW! quite enough! OW! God dammit! OW OW OW!!" Duo reached his free arm down and started smashing his fist around the area where Quatre and Bill were. He brought his fist down upon a carrot.
Thinking, he remembered the effects of food in this land. 'Okay...maybe if I eat this carrot...I'll shrink. Then they won't throw rocks at my head anymore' So he brought the carrot up and ate it whole.
PWIP! Duo shrunk all right. Except, now he was only three inches high! The rocks however were still flying through the window. Duo ran as fast as he could away from the range the rocks were in so as not to get smashed.
He made his way through the house and out the back door. "PHEW! That was scary. I wonder if after all of this is done I'll be able to smash Quatre with a rock. See how HE likes it. Bastard." And Duo marched off into the yard.
He had to keep looking up so he could know where he was headed. Everything was huge. Then he heard a horrible noise. "BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!"
There was a god damn puppy in the yard. Duo was about to be eaten. Quickly, Duo found a plan in his head. He picked up a twig on the ground and threw it. The stupid dog ran right after it. Which left Duo the perfect chance to run in the other direction and right into a mushroom patch.
These were funny mushrooms. They all had some form of Asian writing on them. One looked like the Chinese symbol for five. Another looked like the Chinese symbol for dragon. Of course, Duo wasn't too good at understanding Chinese. He was better at Japanese.
Finally, Duo came upon a very wide open mushroom. He smelt some incense smoke and some smoke he didn't like too much. He looked around the mushroom. He didn't see anyone. Then he looked up on top of the mushroom.
A funny looking caped man sat there. He had his head tilted down and a hat on. One of thos triangular straw hats. He was peacefully smoking from a hookah. He tilted his head up to look Duo in the eye. Duo still couldn't see the face since it was shrouded in shadow.
But the eyes. The man's eyes glowed and held Duo in an entranced stare. As he opened his mouth, blue purple smoke flowed from it as he uttered on horribly frightening phrase. "You are unjust. So you shall die."

~~~~~ Next Chapter*i forgot to do this last time*Advice from the Caterpillar
YEEE!! KOWAI CATERPILLAR!
Duo:oh as if its a big suprise who its going to be!
Quatre:Will it be Heero? His eyes glow.
Duo:oh yeah...thats true... but we all know its going to be *WHAM!*
:holds frying pan: You should learn to shut up Duo...
Next chapter is lots of fun! Read on and reeeevieeewwww pleeeassseee..