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I do not own twilight or Stephenie Meyer's brilliant characters even if I wish I did.

A/N: Hay everyone, Danelle are you finally happy here is the next chapter lolz. And now your going bug me about chapter 5 lolz. Anyway ill talk to you and Janine at school.

Everyone else I hope you like it!!!

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Previously

"Why don't you just give up?" Rosalie asked.

"'cos the chase is the best part." Edward stated. I nodded in agreement. "If the girl is easy to get. Per say Jessica or Tanya then you know the girl is boring and not worth your time." I added to Edward's sentence.

"So am I boring?" She asked Emmett.

"Dear I have been trying to get you since elementary school. You are so not boring." Emmett smiled.

Rosalie gave him a small kiss. "Nice save."

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Bella's point of view

Okay making Seth act like a drag queen was the best idea that we had in a while. Making him do it in shorts while snowing was not.

"It is not frost bite Seth!" Quil said

"YES IT IS!" Seth shouted.

"No it's not calm down." Embry said giving Seth back his pants that were in his bag.

"It is so…look it's turning black." Seth said wide eyed.

"That's a freaking bruise you got when you fell on your butt Seth." Alice laughed.

"Thanks for the support Al." Seth mumbled.

"Hey Seth I'll support you. It is frost bite I guess we will take you to the hospital to get your leg amputated." I said cheerfully.

"Thanks bells that makes me feel a whole lot better than I already do…" Seth sighed.

"Hey Seth." Sam said strolling over to the rabbit. "Look at this." he said shoving my camera in front of his face. Seth watched himself on the screen and started to turn red.

"Hey Seth, there is no shame in a game!" I said while rubbing his back.

"Thanks." he said sarcastically.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE GET TO CLASS! IT STARTED FIVE MINUTES AGO!" one of the teachers shouted out the window. Suddenly everyone was running for class.

"Guess that means we are late for school too." Embry sighed.

"Oops." Jacob said without any indication that he actually cared.

"Um…Bells…" Seth started.

"Yeah Seth." I asked looking at him.

"Do you …I mean do you and Alice." I saw Jacob shake his head out the corner of my eye.

"want to catch a movie with me and Jacob on Saturday?" Seth asked.

"Sure I'll come. What about you Alice?"

"Yeah sure."

"Cool we'll see you there." Seth said as he jumped into the truck cab. Embry, without Jacob knowing started the rabbit.

"So I guess I'll see you two babes on Saturday." Jacob pointed at us with a smile. "Oh you better run too. Mr. Grumpy is coming to see you."

I turned around to see our principle coming towards us.

"You better go too, since your rabbit is running away." I stated.

He turned around to see Embry driving off as fast as he could in snow and ice.

Jacob started to run across the car park, taking a short cut through the flower bed and jumped on the back of his truck. I watched them drive around the corner with Sam hot on their heels ,probably to make sure they actually got to school, before Alice and I sprinted to class before the principle got to us.

We gave Angela the full story of the mornings event so she could put it in her paper which she was really grateful for. It made people want to read her paper because they know she got her information straight from the source, a.k.a me and Alice. She thought it was one of the best stunts we pulled, mainly it got her out of Social Education. (A/N if you don't know what they teach in Social Education. Then you don't want to know or you are to young.)

She told us that Ben had asked her to go to the prom and to the movies on Saturday. We congratulated her and said we may see her there.

"Hey Bells."

"Yeah Al?"

"You alright for Biology?"

A evil smile spread across both our faces. Jacob had showed us his 'prank box'. it was his legendary box that had blueprints of every prank he ever did and every material ever used. He let us borrow it.

"Oh I am more than ready." I said as we hit knuckles as a goodbye and departed.

I held the picture I got Angela to draw. It was a very good drawing of Edward on drugs. It had the words Kick me or hug me wherever you flow, around the picture. I had taken some glue from the prank kit and put it on the back of the paper and on my hand. I try to remember not to touch anything any longer than five seconds. It was really strong glue.

I arrived at biology and sat next to Edward without a word. He kept looking at me throughout the lesson. Two minutes to the bell I put my plan into action.

"I'm sorry." I said quietly.

He paused with what he was doing. "For what?"

"Seth. I'm sorry for how my friend behaved." I said as I patted him on the back sticking the poster on him.

I heard a few snorts behind me. Both me and Edward turn around. I mouthed 'Shut up' to them, thankfully they complied.

"So, we good?" I said extending my glue covered hand.

"We're good." he said taking my hand. I made sure I had only held contact for two seconds.

"Good." I said as the bell rang right on queue.

I ran out the room as fast as I could towards the toilet. Water wouldn't wash the glue off only the solution in the bottle Jacob gave me could get it off. I was really glad Edward choose to wear one of his favourite jackets. That poster will never come off. Good thing the poster was laminated.

Edward point of view.

I sat at my desk at Biology waiting for Bella to come in wearing one of her outlandish outfits. I wanted to see her again. She was late like always. She came in without a word and sat down next to me. I stared at her wishing her to speak. You always let the girl speak first but it was frustrating as the hour ticked by.

Finally she opened her mouth.

"I'm sorry." she whispered.

I paused with my writing and turn to face her properly.

"For what?" I asked.

"Seth. I'm sorry for how my friend behaved." she said as she patted me on the back. I froze. Did she just pat me on the back?

There were a few snorts behind us I turn to face them as did Bella.

Jealous, are we.

"So, we good?" she extended her hand.

"We're good." I answered as I took it. Her hand was sticky but we were handing frogs.

"Good." she said and ran out the door as soon as the bell rang.

I grabbed my bio book and my bag and walked out the door".

As soon as I exited the door a random girl came up from behind me and hugged me. Not that I don't mind but it was weird as more girls did it. I was really suspicious when Jessica meet me at my locker.

"Hey." she said in her squeaky voice.

"Hey."

"Do you know why girls are hugging you?" she asked.

"No. why?" I asked really confused.

"Because Bella two shoes has put a sign on your back." Jessica said with a annoyed hiss.

"Really can you get it off." I half ordered, half asked.

"Turn around then." Jessica said flexing her fingers. Maybe she was afraid of breaking a nail.

I turned around and felt some tugging on my favourite jacket.

"It won't come off Eddie." that name annoyed me.

"What do you mean, it won't come off." I asked. I opened my locker and went to put my book in.

I couldn't let go of it.

"Oh you got to be fucking kidding me!" I grunted.

My book was stuck to my hand. I couldn't let Jessica see this but because of the book I couldn't take off my jacket. I grab my phone and text jasper as quickly as possible to meet me by my car NOW!

I quickly said bye to Jessica and literally ran to my car. Jasper was there with his jacket tied around his waist even though it was freezing. I threw him my keys. He looked confused.

"Dent my car and I will kill you, crash my car and you will die, wreck my car and you will die a painful death." I said in monotone.

He nodded and got in the driver side of my Volvo.

It was five minutes before we reached home when Jasper had to ask.

"What's with the book?"

"It is the reason why I can't drive…"

"Why?"

"It is glued to my hand…"

"Weren't you in biology not art?"

"Bella."

"Oh, um…Alice."

"What?" I asked did she get him too?

"She got me too."

"With what? You don't look like she did anything to you."

"Well I sat on it."

"Oh…sat on what?"

"A sign that is now glued to my ass."

"Saying?"

"Really don't want to know. Anyway she started to yell at me in Spanish with that exchange student when the teacher was out and I didn't know what the hell they were saying. As soon as they bell went she was out of there. I went to my locker and about four girls grabbed my ass…" Jasper paused.

"How is that a bad thing?" I asked remembering the girls that hugged me.

"Because someone payed…Mike to grab my ass." he gulped. "I think I'm traumatised."

"Oh…" we pulled up outside our house.

"Is mum and dad home?" I asked.

"I don't know." Jasper whimpered.

We got out of my beautiful car and Jasper gave me my keys. He turn around and took off his jacket to show me his sign. In bold words it said 'GRAB SIGN. DARE YA!'

Poor, poor Jasper. I told him and he paled and put the jacket around his waist again.

"What about me?" I asked waiting for the inedible.

"Kick me or hug me wherever you flow." Jasper whispered.

Damn if it was a guy who did this to me I would of kicked his ass.

"And there is a picture of you that makes you look like you are smoking pot, it really looks like a photo too." Jasper commented.

Scratch that last part. If it was a guy I would of killed him but since it was Bella I may let this slide, maybe.

We walked up to the front door hoping that it was lock to indicate that mum and dad weren't home.

It was unlocked.

"Okay you go first." I whispered to Jasper.

He quietly opened the door and let me through so I didn't show my back to anything but the wall.

As soon as the door shut mum appeared.

"Why are you boys home early?" she asked. She was holding a plate full of cookies. That was so like her, always cooking.

"Are…we not…welcome at home." I thought up my response quickly.

"No. I mean yes. Yes you are welcome. You two are so silly. It just you are never home at this time." she babbled.

"Carlisle I think the boys are sick." she yelled. "Mum don't call dad." Jasper whispered.

"Why not?" mum said staring at us.

"Because we are fine." I said quickly.

"Totally fine." Jasper added.

"I will be the judge of that." Dad said as he descended down the stairs.

He came up to both of us and felt our foreheads for our temperature and then flashed a torch light in our eyes.

"They're fine Esme." he said.

"No they are not, a mother can tell!" she said loudly. She was always right unfortunately. She pushed dad out of the way. "Alright you two what's wrong. Girlfriends dump you? Failed a test? Teacher growled you for something that wasn't your fault? Friend issues? School getting too hard for you? Come on guys spit it out!"

Dad decide to break the tension. "What's the book Edward?"

I groaned silently. "Nothing."

He stared at me, so did mum. Her gaze focused on the book. "There is a magazine in there isn't there?"

"No mum!" Jasper said a bit to quickly.

"Give it here Edward!" Mum said holding out her hand.

"Mum it isn't a magazine…it's homework for biology." I moaned.

"Then your father can help you." she wasn't letting this go.

"Mum I have to do it by myself or I will never learn." I said desperately.

"Mum he is right. Isn't that the same thing you always said to us." Jasper whined.

"Let. Your. Father. Help. You." she growled. Mum got scary when she got like this.

I looked at dad. He was standing there with hard expression on his face. I thought the truth would be fine now.

"Give me the book Edward." dad said in his calm voice.

"I. Can't." I answered back.

"And just why not?" Mum asked crossing her arms.

I looked at her pleading her not to make a big deal out of this.

"Because a girl in my biology suck it to my hand." I said with a straight face hoping she would believe me.

That was not the answer they were expecting.

"A girl stuck it to your hand?" my dad questioned.

"Yes and a sign on my back and I can't get either off." I carried on and turned around.

Mum burst out laughing. "Not helping mum." both Jasper and I said.

She stopped to look at Jasper. "You got a sign too?"

He looked at his feet. "Yes." he answered after a while.

"Where I don't see one, how did you get yours off if Edward didn't?" she circled him.

"I didn't…"

She burst out laughing again. "Let me see." she said as she guessed why Jasper had his jacket around his waist. He went red and shook his head. She grabbed his jacket and lifted it to read Jaspers sign.

"Was it the same girl who did this?" she asked as dad inspected my hand.

"No, but they are best friends." Jasper yelled as he ran upstairs to his room to change his pants. Dad gave the book a tug. "Ow! Dad careful." he gave me an apologetic glance. "This is really strong glue. Could you ask her where she got it, it would be handy around the house."

"No dad I am not asking her."

"Right now how do we get this off…" he pondered.

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