Now don't be mad at me for choosing this certain character that would be Izaya's mother. I decided to change Izaya's mother for fun, and I think that she's actually (not perfect but) a good character as Izaya's mother. Please don't bash me.

How I chose this character as Izaya's mother? Well, first I had to think of where did…

-Kururi got her 'well-endowed physique'

-where did the twin got their fan-girling tendencies

-where Izaya got his feminine looks

And she's my favorite female character from Bleach, but don't worry, her personality is different here. :3

The students spoke in hushed tones, but it was enough to sound like they were buzzing while she walked. She wondered why there were students walking around at this time of day when they should be in class.

She walked happily from classroom to classroom even though she was lost the moment she came in the school.

'I thought looking for him was fun. I got lost instead.' She thought. She was about to turn in the corner when she slammed against a hard surface, making her fall on her bottom. Students seemed to gasp in the back ground.

'What was that?' She looked up to see a tall student with blond hair?

"Oh, sorry, didn't see you there." He said, looking bored, while offering a hand to her.

'He was the hard surface?!'

She took his large hand and stood up, dusting off any dirt that got caught on her sun dress.

"No, it's fine, but—hey!" She quickly caught up to the student when he started walking away.

"What?" He drawled out.

"Can't you at least help me? It's the least you can do, you know." She huffed with a pout.

"What do you want me to help you with?" He groaned. She puffed her cheeks out.

"First, what's you name?"

"Shizuo Heiwajima." He expected her to run away but she looked extremely happy.

"Really, you're Shizu-chan?! This is good, you're the perfect guy who can help me!" She squealed.

The students gasped once again. Nobody dared to call him that. When they saw the blond's hand twitch, they all ran for their lives, away from the blond and the orange-haired-girl.

Shizuo twitched at the mention of his dreaded nickname from the flea. Just who was this woman in front of him? If she was a guy, he would've punched her to oblivion already.

'Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.' He took all of his mental strength to calm down.

"What do you want?" He asked.

She grinned in reply. "I want you to help me find Izaya Orihara." Shizuo's eye twitched again.

"Why do you even want to search for that blood-sucking flea-"

"Shizu-chan… you have three seconds to get away from her~" Speaking of the devil—a seething devil.

He had never seen Izaya so mad before.

"Iza-chan, there you are!" The orange-haired-girl exclaimed, engulfing Izaya in a hug despite her small height of five-two.

"Okaa-sama, what are you doing here? It's just the end of our lunch time."

"So that's why there were students around." She murmured, putting a finger at her bottom lip.

Shizuo's mind stopped for a moment.

'The girl who looks like a high school student is the flea's mother?! But she looks so young… what kind of sick joke is this?!'

"You're Izaya's mother?" The woman giggled.

"Yes, I am. Don't you see the resemblance?" He never expected Izaya's mother to look so young, innocent, and beautiful, but he must admit there was a minimal resemblance.

"He is handsome like his father, but he got some of my feminine looks, he got his hair and eyes from his father." She gushed, hugging Izaya's waist like a child would.

"Uh…"

Shizuo's was speechless. She was right. He sometimes pondered why the flea looked like a girl, with his face and slender body. Now he knew why. The flea's mother has a very curvy body that could make anyone jealous despite her small stature.

"How rude of me," She said stepping up. "I'm Orihime Orihara, and I'm Izaya's mother, nice to meet you, Shizu-chan!"

"Nice to meet you too…" She smiled.

"I've heard a lot about you from Iza-chan. It was nice meeting you, but we have to go now. I just came here to get Iza-chan. Hope to see you soon though." She said, taking Izaya's hand and started dragging him away.

This was one of Shizuo's weirdest days ever, without a doubt.

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