Vacation Conflict
A/N: Hey hey hey!! I'm back!! Well~ sort of back ahaha xD well thankies to my awesome and smexeh ass beta!! –slaps Beta's ass- boom! Shake that ass for me~ xD. Oooh!! Also this is for ma gurl Nikkeh and the rest who reviewed xD ahah nearly spilled the beginning to her. . . Bad Nikkeh, bad! :P. -blows kisses to readers- Enjoy~
Beta Note: NOT SEXY!! ;_; I feel so violated in front of all these people babe!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGST!! *cries in my emo corner*
Sighing as he stared at the ceiling, Naruto yawned and rubbed his eyes with the heels of his palms, he hadn't slept much after that extremely strange, while erotic dream he'd had. It made him feel just as confused as he had been feeling after his 'date' with Sasuke. Of course it was about him and that raven haired man, his mind replaying the soft pale fingertips running down his sides as the raven sealed their lips together. Groaning and flapping about in the white sheet, Naruto whined out childishly, pouting and hitting his pillow.
"Why has that jerk gotta be in my dreams too?!? AND WHY WAS I BOTTOM?!" He whined once more, giving up with his tantrum and getting out of the bed, scratching his ass as he padded to the bathroom to take a leak, yawning as he washed his hands and stared at himself in the mirror. The blond ruffled his hair and stepped into the shower shortly after, throwing off his boxers and singing a light song as he washed himself, his eye's widening as he stared at a hairy spider dangling from the shower.
"!!!!!!" He screamed, stumbling back in manly terror..
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Jumping as she heard a girly shriek coming from Naruto's room, Sakura dropped her sun cream that she was applying to her barely tanned skin, her eyes rolling as she shook her head and picked the bottle back up.
"Stupid moron, probably saw himself in the mirror" she chuckled to herself, giggling a little after she pictured the blond being scared of his morning look and screaming pathetically.
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Yawning as he put a stripy purple towel on a lawn-chair beside the pool, Shikamaru stretched and looked around, his eyes locking on his woman walking towards him in a white tank top and shorts, putting the huge purple bag that she was carrying under one of the white plastic recliners.
"Shall we go get breakfast then?" She asked, putting on her sun glasses and eying up the already packed restaurant area, full of holiday makers roaming around the huge buffet table and taking their pickings of a range of breakfast foods. Blinking and eying the same thing as his woman was, Shikamaru nodded. "Yeah, we should do it now before all the good food's taken." He drawled out, walking lazily over to the restaurant, his partner following close behind him.
"Oh! It's Naruto!" Temari giggled, taking in the blonds wild appearance, his freshly tanned flesh being complimented by that tight black tank top and the trunks that matched the males personality, bright and orange. Chuckling to herself as she waved, Temari waited for Naruto to walk up to them. Throwing his orange towel over a sun bed, claiming it as his and beaming a bright smile, almost competing with the sun it's self, he greeted the other two before him.
"Morning!" He chirped out, walking beside Temari as she continued on her way into the restaurant.
"Hey! Nice date~?" She countered with a smirk, nudging him as she replied to his greeting. Huffing and glaring lightly at her, Naruto rubbed his face with a groan. "Not really. . .We argued as expect--IT WASN'T A DATE!!" He puffed out, his cheeks glossing over a nice shade of pink, his blush only growing when the dirty blonde haired female broke out into a fit of laughter, this bringing Shikamaru's attention. "Oh. . .Hey. ." He chuckled, rubbing the back of his head and yawning again, moving to sit down at a free table and watching the other two take a seat along with him.
"Yeah hey." Naruto grumbled, leaning his head on the table, this reaction causing Shikamaru to raise a finely shaped brow, then the answer to his unspoken question came about when he glanced at Temari, who was trying to hold down a laugh. ". . .Oh. .I see. . ." He chuckled. "Temari can you get me some water and toast?" He asked politely, the woman nodding with a cheeky grin and looking at Naruto.
"Naruto? What could I get you?" She asked, rubbing his back, to which the blond replied:
"Ramen?. . .Juice?" He mumbled, glancing at her as she walked away then staring seriously at Shikamaru. "Man! It was. . .Horrible!" He cried out quietly. Frowning Shikamaru leaned forward.
"What do you mean? I thought you had a good night. .I heard you screaming at Sasuke and calling him names.." He whispered, staring at the other curiously then eying up the slight blush gracing Naruto's sun kissed cheeks.
"W-Well. . .I. . .It was annoying. . .But. . .I. . I think he slipped up. . .He spoke about a next time.." He muttered, looking around suspiciously, his body jumping when Sakura came up behind him and giggled. "MORNING~ Mr. AAH!!" She chuckled, fueling Naruto's embarrassment. Blinking in confusion, Shikamaru leaned back, the blonds words lingering in his mind. …Did I hear that right?....Sasuke spoke about another time?...Man this is entertaining..
"Morning Sakura" Shikamaru greeted, face looking just as bored as always.
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Brow twitching and glaring at the ceiling, Sasuke rubbed his face before running a hand through his hair as he got out of bed. "Che" he sighed while stretching as he strolled to the bathroom. He hadn't slept much, he kept on insulting himself after having said such a thing to the moron last night.
"…Che…Why did I even say that?!" He grumbled, his eye twitching in irritation as he made his way into the bathroom, beginning to get ready for his day, starting with a cold shower. ". . .Why did I dream that?" He grumbled. Yes, the prude Sasuke Uchiha had a sex dream about the annoying blond, and he spent the rest of the night cursing at himself and his mind for thinking up such a thing. "He's an idiot!!" He tried to reason with his second 'brain'. "At first I thought go for it! His ass is tight and asking for it! But god he just…Is annoying now!" He hissed, stilling trying to reason with the hard member, standing proudly against his abdomen. "…" He stood still, stripping off his boxers and starring at his length. "..Okay..I know the tight ass comment just made you worse but seriously, he's so stupid he might be contagious. he tried once more, groaning when his cock didn't seem to care and stepped into the shower, hissing from the freezing chill hitting his warmed flesh....I'm starting to regret this holiday...
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Sakura stared at them all in silence, irritation burning within her when Temari kept smirking at Naruto, Shikamaru looked way too bored and Naruto had an extremely obvious blush on his cheeks. "Okay!!! Spill it!! Where were you Naruto?!! What did you do last night!!" She grumbled, glaring at the blond who began to stutter as he thought really hard, his skin chilling when Sasuke had walked past their table after throwing his things on a sun bed on his way into the restaurant, the handsome raven not even tossing them a glance as he passed, to which Temari's smirk broke out into a sinister grin and Shikamaru's lips twitched. All these facial changes not going unnoticed by Sakura. Twitching when his blue orbs glanced at Sasuke's retreating back, Naruto looked at his empty bowl of soup. Seeming as the restaurant hadn't done ramen, that was the next best thing.
"I didn't do anything special Sakura." He muttered, glancing at Sasuke who had in turn found himself a seat and was staring back at him, the blond blushing for a minute before the raven cut his eye at him. Naruto's brow twitching like crazy as he stood and pointed a finger at Sasuke, opening his mouth to yell before cursing and walking to his sun bed. Sakura's eyebrows raised up to her hair line as she watched her friend for the first time not call Sasuke a name, it wasn't just Sakura who had been surprised, it was also Temari who looked like a cheeky cat as she slowly stood, following after Naruto.
"Ho ho ho~ has some feelings grown~" she whispered teasingly to the sun-kissed blond, who stiffened and glared at her. "Shudaap!! I just didn't wanna shout in the restaurant is all!!" He grumbled, grabbing some sun tan lotion and putting it on himself as he laid down, muttering to himself.
Sasuke chewed on some toast, his eyes glancing over at Naruto and hitting himself mentally when images of his dream came popping into his head, the raven cursing out loud as he stood and strolled to his own chair, his brow twitching like crazy when he saw his things on the bed next to Naruto's.
". . .Ah. . Yes, how obvious, of course I'd end up next to the fucking blond." He hissed under his breath, grumbling as he sat down stiffly, applying his own sun screen. A vein throbbing when he heard a cocky scoff from the blond next to him.
"Heh...You just can't keep away huh bastard?" Naruto huffed, glaring heavily at Sasuke, who in turn glared back. "Shut up you moron, I just randomly set my things down, if I knew it would be next to you, monkey ass, I would have put it else where!!" He hissed. Shikamaru finding the small episode entertaining as he made his way over to his bed, joining his woman who was slyly watching it through her dark shades. Sakura on the other hand was baffled.
"Just what am I missing here?" She asked herself, finishing up her breakfast and standing, strolling to her sun bed that happened to be next to Gai. Her face paling as the man was laying down, tight green Speedos showing way to much pubic hair for her liking, the sight causing the rosette to gag.
Naruto glanced at Sasuke who pulled out his book and began to read. "Why don't you move then?" He grumbled. "Swap with Sakura." The disgruntled blond suggested, looking over at his friend and feeling sorry for the poor woman, who seemed to be on edge as she looked at Gai. Raising an eyebrow Sasuke lifted his gaze from his book to Gai and Sakura, laughing mentally as he felt some sort of satisfaction from the irritating rosette suffering, but his face clearly showing disgust.
". . Or why don't you swap with Sakura. . I'm sure she would enjoy laying beside me" He said smoothly, a perfect smirk placed on his lips as he went back to reading, enjoying the daggers that kept hitting him when Naruto glared at him, happy to know that the blond was to stubborn to swap with the woman.
"Che. . .You bastard" Naruto grumbled, huffing and laying back, soaking up the sun as he relaxed in the warmth. "Mm~." Onyx eyes drifted from the sentence he had been reading, raking over the tanned, glistening flesh and the bright blond hair sprawled out messily on the bed as said blond's expression looked peaceful and happy. Realization hitting him, Sasuke's face dropped as he went back to stare at his book, glaring holes into the paper. ..I was just checking him out wasn't I?. . .I was certainly checking him out...Grinning foxily at her man, Temari giggled. "Shikamaru. . I think I should play cupid~ . . It's obvious the sex god Sasuke wants a piece of Naruto~." She whispered playfully, Shikamaru only glancing at his girl and then at Sasuke and Naruto. A grin of his own forming.
...Oh this will be funny...
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