Hello! Its been... not that long since i've last updated. I don't know, summer just kinda seems to blend into one thing for me. :3 Anyway, enjoy this update, and its obscure dirty minded references. All i could think about while typing this was a) wow i hope i don't have to change the rating, and b) naaaah, its all good if i keep it obscure... right?

After gathering everything they needed for the trip, everyone gathered near the gates of the black order, waiting for Reever to show up. They didn't wait long, and soon both he and Komui appeared. Reever carried a small stack of papers, and Komui carried a small suitcase. As they reached the group, Lavi spoke up " Wait, where's old man Panda?"

Somewhere in the Black Order, Bookman sneezed, then snapped at the nearest scientist. "I'M NOT A PANDA!" Johnny gulped. "But we never said you were..."

Reever, a bit muffled behind the papers, answered "He had to stay behind. He was more needed here then going off with you guys. Keep in mind, it's not like we can spare more then we already have." Lavi nodded, and Allen spoke a bit puzzled. "What's with the papers? And the suitcase? Weren't we supposed to travel light?" Reever set down the papers and grabbed the suitase from Komui's hands. "Well in the suitcase.." He was speaking while opening it. " Is all the things your going to need to get the things." Lenalee peered inside the case. "Do we really need all of this? I mean... this one just looks like a blow up doll." Reever grinned. "Well that's cause it IS a blow up doll. And your going to need it for item #1." Lenalee looked around for the list, and snatched it from Kanda's hand. "A tentacle from a Kraken. What's a blow up doll supposed to accomplish?"

"Its a blow up doll dressed in a bunny suit, actually. Its the best thing we could think of as bait for it. We would have used you, Lenalee but..." Komui looked like he was going to kill. "YOUR NOT TOUCHING MY SWEET LENALEE YOU LECHEROUS SQUID!

"Aaaaand that's why we used a blow up doll instead." Reever finished, looking around. "Any questions?" They all raised there hands, with the exception of Allen, who was still trying to stop the blood flowing from out of his nose from the thought of Lenalee in a bunny-suit. "Excellent, here's the information on all of the things your going to need, and we'll see you in about 2 weeks."

"2 weeks and 3 days."

"Lavi, now is not the time."

And with that, they sent off the exorcists, who were trying to revive Allen who had fainted from blood loss.

"... Do you really think their going to get it all before then, Komui?"

"Well sure! I mean, how hard can it be."

Reever rolled his eyes, before receding back into the building. "I just hope they know how to use what we gave them..."

"Mkay, so apparently the 'Legendary Kraken' is supposed to be around here somewhere. Yu-chan, can you pass me the bait?"

"ITS KANDA, DAMNIT. And how the hell is a blow up doll supposed to catch us a Kraken?"

Lavi shrugged "I don't know, nothing Bookman every taught me has prepared me for this moment. Why don't we ask Lenalee? I mean, it WAS Komui who was a part of putting this... this thing together for us." He was gesturing towards the suitcase, filled with anomalies to the brim. Kanda smirked. "Lenalee hasn't stopped freaking out every time water touches her. It seems to be a hassle, cause I think she's trying to catch a fish." They both turned to see her running to the side of the boat, leaning down to swipe her hand at a fish. She then shrieked at the water touching her, her tail fluffing up, before she ran to the other side of the boat, repeating the process. Kanda sighed, before turning back to Lavi. "Really, if it wasn't for her being a girl, and the fact that I don't hate her like I do the rest of you people, I'd skewer her up for bait so I could finally murder Komui." Lavi gulped and slowly backed away from Kanda. He was giving off a death aura, and had a glare on his face that had once rumored to kill one of the finders. Looking at that face, Lavi decided to go ahead and mark that rumor as a fact. He was just about to call over Lenalee so she could string up the blowup doll, when she suddenly screamed. Kanda and Lavi bother rushed forwards to see what was wrong, when they saw a tentacle wrapped around her ankles. It was then, that the Kraken decided t show itself, rising out of the water as well as taking Lenalee along with it. She was now dangling upside down from the Kraken, trying in vain to keep her skirt down.

This was when Allen burst through the doorway and started an immediate nose bleed. "Oh no you are NOT going to faint again." Saying that, Kanda grabbed Lavi's scarf and made a noose from it, before tightening it across Allens nose. Allen started to make muffeled sounds, before Lavi ripped his scarf off of him. "Damnit Kanda this things goddamn cashmere. CASHMERE! Bloods never going to get out of it now..." Allen, who's nose was now being shoved with cotton, gasped. "What now, Moyashi? Can't you see we need to get Lenalee away from that... that thing."

"Shut it BaKanda, I've seen enough of Cross's books to know where this is headed. And its not going to be pleasant, either way." Saying that, Allen rushed forwards, activating his crown clown, and ripping the sword from his arm. Kanda followed closely behind, Mugen at the ready, as Lavi, now without his scarf, smashed the tentacles on the ship, keeping them at bay.

Meanwhile, in the air, Lenalee was, in vain, trying to activate her own innocence. "Damn... ACTVATE! …... I'm your host, dammit, now ACTIVAITE!" The Kraken, now getting annoyed at the paper cuts Kanda and Allen were dealing it below, swung Lenalee around its head. She shrieked, and started to scream again "SAVE ME! But don't look at me!" Modesty with a giant squid never turns out well. On the deck below her, Allen grumbled. "That's impossible, we can't save her without looking at where she is. Damn female modesty!" Kanda, on the other hand, had unleashed his second release, dealing twice the damage. He and Allen jumped from tentacle to tentacle, reaching the one that held Lenalee suspended in the air, before combining there attacks to slice the tentacle clean off, leaving Lenalee to land on Lavi, the tentacle falling to the deck beside them. It writhed for a bit before coming to a complete still, and the Kraken, now severely angered, raised itself for another attack. "Uhh, I think you guys made it mad." Lavi gulped, and went to attack it. Well, they all attacked it; Lavi used a fire seal, Kanda used his hell-insects, Allen used Cross Grave, while Lenalee, Her innocence finally activated, used Waltzy Winds. This all combined into a massive attack, that hit the Kraken full on, blowing it clear out of the water, making it disappear into the sky with a twinkle.

"...Huh. That didn't seem very realisti-" Allen was cut off by the boat lurching forward, suddenly free of the Krakens grasp.

"Well, now that that's over, we can finally move on to the Cavern of the Balrog!"

"... That's just going to be twice as difficult Lavi. We don't even know if it exists, let alone where it could be."

"Stop raining on my parade, Yu."

I know, i know, it doesn't seem like a very long chapter. Even reading over it, i was thinking to myself 'wow that's short.. better slot in a pun about Allen being a dog' but he got the nosebleed treatment instead. What? no, i'm not pairing Lenalee and Allen... yet. lol no, better keep it a short fic. Anyway, in regards to FFA i was planning on making a rabbits foot one of the items. But know i'm thinking more about a cursed rabbit doom thing going on. Thanks for that! Lol, anyway, I've got about half of the next chapter typed up, so expect it to make an appearance sometime this week. Heck, i might just do weekly ... Thats not that shabby an idea. Not shabby indeed...Oh and review! Always review. Its magical sunshine that makes thinking random things up easier. :3 And thanks to all of the people who've reviewed so far! :D its like Christmas, but in August. Such is the excitement of a review.