I walked from the "commoners market" back to our beloved Ouran. Haruhi hadn't come to school today due to her being sick today; it wasn't anything I couldn't handle though. I carried the pack of coffee back to the club room and opened the door to the stupid flower petals, which landed all around me. How do they afford all this? There are starving children for crying out loud!
"Don't expect me to clean those up." Usually I wouldn't be this mean to them, but I was too tired and really needed some sleep.
"Ayame, are you always this beautiful?"
"What do you want, Blondie?"
"Mommy, Ayame is being mean! All I said was that she was pretty and she didn't even take the compliment!" Like always he went into that emo corner in which mushrooms were starting to grow out of.
"That's really none of my concern, Tamaki." Kyoya sort of glanced up and gave me what looked to be an amused look.
I sighed, "Fine, what would you like Tamaki?"
"That's more like it my beautiful daughter!"
"Just tell me already!"
"Will you make us coffee? The way you commoners make it!" I gave him the Haruhi stare and went to get the coffee they made me buy. I made it and served them the coffee and got about a million thanks and a suffocating hug from Tamaki. They're really addicted to coffee, meanwhile I'm content with my tea.
"No problem" I said sighing once more. The night before I had stayed up all night because Hikari wanted to talk about how if Mori were a plant, he'd be a cactus. I don't even know why I stayed up with her honestly. Before I could go on a whole rant to Four Eyes about it, I felt not one, but two pairs of hands around me. Hikaru and Kaoru.
"What do you want? I'm tired and I don't wanna do anything at the moment guys."
"But we wanna play~" Hikaru whined.
"Well I don't, don't you get the hint?" Note: when tired I am easily irritated.
"But you played with Hunny!" They both whined, hugging me in the semi-sexual manner.
Hunny came running towards us. "Yumi-chan!" He gave me that nickname since apparently my name sounds like you're about to say 'Ayummi'.
It was already too late to stop Hunny from jumping to me. We all fell back; luckily I fell on the twins and Hunny's as light as a feather, so I didn't get hurt one bit.
"Ow." The twins said both rubbing their heads.
"10 points for Gryffindor!" I said, loudly laughing.
"No fair!" The twins pouted.
"How is it not fair?! I won fair and square! Right Hunny?!" Hunny nodded agreeing.
The twins started poking my sides. "We won't stop tickling you until we get the points we deserve!" I hate that I'm ticklish, I really wish I wasn't.
"HUNNY USE ATTRACT!" I managed to say this despite almost dying of laughter. The twins turned to look at Hunny who was trying to be seductive for some reason. I was just thankful it gave me time to run away from those devils. Once they noticed I had slipped away from their clutches of evil tickles, they started to chase after me.
"Come here!"
"We're not done with you just yet!"
Before both of the gingers could catch up, I fell flat on my face.
"Ugh, why is it always a banana peel?" I sat up and rubbed my nose, noticing that Tamaki was in the corner once again. He should just move to that corner.
"I'm such a bad father! Haruhi will never forgive me! I didn't even notice she was gone! What kind of father am I?!" Cue the dramatic crying!
"Tamaki, Haruhi's just sick, she'll be back tomorrow." He looked at me with the eyes as if telling me to make him feel better or something. "Would it make you feel better if we were to go to my house?" What harm could a single rich kid do? Oh wait, that means I'll be bringing the whole crew along too. Yipee! Come to think of it, where was Hikari?
Tamaki's eyes lit up with sparkles and he resumed to that 'look at me I'm so important' pose. "Gentlemen time to pack up and see a Ayame's house!"
"Why are we going to a commoners house, boss?"
"Have some respect you common rich prick!"
While Blondie and Hikaru argued, I talked to Kaoru about the other clubs in the school. Hunny came and jumped on my back, making the conversation drift off into something else.
"Yumi-chan, is your house real big? Or is it like a rock?"
"It's definitely not rock sized Hunny" I giggled a bit.
"So, you interested in another club Ayame? I heard it's pretty good for your college application." Kaoru continued the conversation from before. Hunny got off my back and went somewhere else.
"I was just a bit curious, I mean I don't see them around a lot. Then again, I'm stuck here for most of the day." I shrugged.
I saw Four eyes from the corner of my eye. I turned to him and he was typing away on that laptop of his, which made me ask the following question, "Hey what are you always typing?"
He looked up from the screen and fixed his glasses in that way that would make the glare appear. "That's for me to know and you to find out." He smiled and returned into his secretary state.
"What's that even supposed to mean?" I mumbled to myself. My sleeve was tugged by Hunny asking me what cake I wanted him to bring. i made the mistake os saying any will do.
"Ayame, why don't you love us?" The twins came out of the blue; they startled me just a bit.
"Yeah, Ayame. All we wanna do is play with you for a while."
"First off, I don't like you, but then I don't exactly hate you. Second off, stop touching me for like a second. And third of all, I played with you literally 20 minutes ago!"
They stuck their tongues out at me. "You're not fun at all!" I did it back at them.
"We should most likely get going, it's going to get late." Kyoya said interrupting the little battle we were having.
I nodded and Hunny came along beside me holding my hand. The rest all followed behind like little ducks, except they were taller than me, a lot taller.
-About an hour later-
Hunny had fallen asleep along the way so I offered to carry him since Mori was already carrying like six boxes of cake; all because Hunny couldn't decide. We were almost arriving to my house; we would've been here earlier if it wasn't for Tamaki stopping along the way to marvel at a 'commoners flower' as he called it. Mori had offered to carry Hunny many times, but I didn't mind. After countless minutes of Tamaki stopping to talk to trees and old women, we finally arrived to my house. My house was pretty far from Ouran, but it was farther away from my previous school, so I'm not complaining. My house was cottage like and located in a place with tons of plants, trees, and good things like that.
"Hey we're here." I said Hunny yawned and rubbed his eyes. Once Hunny was completely awake his eyes grew huge at the sight my house.
"Whoa Yumi-chan! It's so pretty!" Hunny hopped off my back and started spinning around, and doing the normal stuff he does.
"I have to say, it's pretty exceptional." Kyoya looked up from his notebook and stopped writing for a while.
"Thanks I guess."
I looked towards our 'king'. "This is a commoners home!?" Tamaki asked amazed.
"I never said I was poor, so I don't know where you got that from."
"Wait, you're not a commoner?!" Tamaki asked as if his whole life was a lie.
"Nope, you could say I'm more middle class."
"Mommy why didn't you tell me?"
"You never asked."
"Why didn't you tell me?!" Tamaki asked, shaking me the way he does with Haruhi.
"I thought you knew! Stop shaking me!"
Kyoya was too busy writing away in his notebook to help anyone out. I was finally released from Blondie's grip on me. I noticed the devils weren't here.
"Where the freak are the twins?" I looked around the house and went into the garden. Voices were heard on the other side; I opened the gate.
"Hey don't touch that!"
"Whoops!" The flower pot fell, making it scatter into hundreds of pieces. "Don't worry we can pay for it~" They said waving it off like nothing and just walking away.
"Stop right there!"
They turned around. "What do you want? I thought you didn't want to play with us."
"Is that all you think about? You can't just leave this on the ground. clean it up!"
"But it's not our house."
"It is your house"
"That still doesn't mean you're not supposed to clean it up. You're the ones who dropped it."
"Fine." They said sighing. "What are we supposed to do exactly?"
"Figure it out. Now go, Shoo." I walked away and went back to the front.
"Now for the moment you've been waiting for!" I bowed dramatically, like one of those ring masters and then went to open the door. Once in the hosts looked around taking a look at every single little thing.
"It's like a doll house~!" Hunny went on into the dining room like if he knew my house, and set down the cakes. "I wanna see your room next Yumi-chan~"
"Sorry, but my room is off-limits." I suddenly heard what I think was either a bird's mating call or Hikari going in for one of her famous hugs.
"KYAKYAKYAAAAAA!"She hugged me from behind making me fall to the floor. "AYAME! I MISSED PETTING YOUR HEAD!" I had completely forgotten she went to the U.S. I think that was part of the reason for me staying up with her all night.
"HEEEEY!" She yelled. "I came back from America!"
"I can see," I pushed her off of me and we sat on the floor. "I like your new hairstyle."
"Thanks, apparently all hairstyles were 50% off in this one shop we went to." Her hair was for the first time dyed completely blue; really short, almost boy like, and it had a few orange streaks here and there.
"I forgot to tell you when I called, but I'm richer than Tamaki now!"
"Congrats." I said clapping. "How'd you get richer than you already are?"
"Let's just say I just won this thing called the million dollar bowl thing; I forgot what it's called, but who cares." Hikari was what you would call a secret millionaire or billionaire if you will. She was just some rich person who just happened to be one of those people who like to live with others and doing things independently.
"Richer than you already are?" Mori happened to pick up on that. These were the most words he had said the entire week.
"Yeah, Hikari's some rich prick who happens to live with commoners; go figure."
"A sexy rich prick to you."
"Yeah yeah yeah."
"WAIT YOU'RE NOT A COMMONER!?" Tamaki all of a sudden burst in.
"Oh yeah I almost forgot," Hikari continued. "I own one of your companies now king~" Hikari began to giggle.
"Wait, what?"
"Your father just sold it to me; said it was going down in business. I'm happy to say that it is now way up in the charts! By this rate I'll be richer than Kyoya!" Four Eyes happened to have some handy charts with him. "Dang, but hey at least I'm rich" she said shrugging.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU WERE RICH?!" Tamaki started to yell.
"Well you never asked and I was pretty sure Ayame told you, but guess not. "
"Did you know about this mommy?"
"Not at all..."
"Hey!" The twins came in right on time. They were carrying the pieces of the pot and asked where to put them. I pointed towards the recycling bin.
"Oh hey Hikari." Kaoru said.
"Hello my friend, how's business going?"
"Pretty good, we've been selling a lot of clothing in these past few weeks."
"I'm gonna need a whole bunch of clothing, we'll discuss this at a later date though."
"So why'd you cut it?" I asked on a slightly different topic.
"To commemorate my trip to America of course! And again, 50% off! 50% man!"
I looked around the room still on the floor and caught Mori staring in Hikari's direction.
"Hey Mori!" Hikari got up and went to give him a hug. Mori didn't seem like a big hugger so he awkwardly returned it.
"Get a room!" I said loudly, getting up from the wooden floor. "So are we gonna eat cake or what?" Everyone nodded and sat in the dining room table. It hadn't been used in such a long time so why not today? I went into the kitchen with Hunny to get some plates and silverware.
"Should we use these?" I asked pointing to some fancy blue plates that had butterflies on them. So fancy. He nodded and helped me with the tea cups. I went into the dining room and then back to the kitchen to make some tea.. I decided to make mint tea since there wasn't anything else apparently. I went to my backyard where I hadn't noticed that Kyoya was not with the group. He was looking at the roses and a few other plants, looking like his usual interested self. I walked towards him and stood beside Four Eyes for a few seconds before he started to talk about how nicely tended these plants were.
"I basically live alone, so I've been tending to this garden since I remember." I went over to the mint patch and started to pick some out.
"You could win a lot of money this way, you know that Ayame?"
"Is money all that you think about?" I asked looking up, in return I got a chuckle.
"Foreigners truly are interesting."
I started at him. How did he know?
"Before you question me, I know many useful things," with that he fixed his glasses, smiled and turned to go inside.
I shook my head and got what I needed. Once inside, I started to make the tea and let it do its thing till it was ready. Hunny had set the table in the dinning room where Hikari and Tamaki were fighting over which tea was better. They slowly went into how toast should be light instead of burnt.
"First off," Hikari began, "...toast is never EVER supposed to be burnt. It's supposed to be at that kind of flakey feeling, but not soft."
"So like medium toast?" I joined on in.
"More like Medium legit toast . You feel me?"
"I feel ya'."
Hunny opened one of the three boxes which contained tiramisu (one of my favourites by the way). We all ate cake while we waited for the tea to be ready. Once it was ready we continued to eat more cake and discussed how we should all start a band.
Five board games later, it was already somehow past mifnight and we were all tired.
"Guess we get to sleep with Ayame!" Said the twins.
"Ya-wait no! I don't know what you'll do to me while I sleep!"
"SHE'S MINE! MINE MINE MINE!" Hikari hugged me like a protective bird mother.
"Fine, we didn't want to sleep with her anyway," They smiled at eachother evilly, "We'll sleep with Mori-san instead~He won't mind."
"Ooooh, they got you." I laughed, these things always turn out in some adventure, so why not laugh?
"See if I care!" Before anything was done Kyoya came in and interuppted.
"I suspected that this was going to happen, so I called over a few employees of mine to bring clothes here. Of course it was when you guys weren't looking."
"That reminds me, I should probably change. Don't follow me, alright guys?" They all nodded and surprisingly stayed put, well expect for Hikari who didn't have anything packed. The both of us went into my room. There were only one pair of pjs and a pink night-gown.
"Rock, paper, scissors?" Before our game could go down she already had the pjs on.
"You're mean!" I said going into the closet and puting on the gown. I came out of the closet and headed towards the door and opened it. Surprise surprise, the hosts were waiting outside. I wasn't gonna tell them all to leave, since the guest room was filled with a million boxes and stuffed animals for no reason at all.
"You guys are creepy, but anyway, I guess Hikari's sleeping with me and you all are sleeping on the floor."
"How about we fight over who's sleeping with Ayame guys?"Now how did I know something like this was bound to happen? Hmmmmm?
"She is wearing a dress after all." She gave me the evil twin smile.
"Bu-"
"Then it's settled! So who's joining in?" The twins raised their hands along with Hunny.
"Come on Kyoya, you know you want to!"
"No thank you, I much rather sleep on the floor." He responded.
"Well too late lover boy! Now it's time to play the 'Who gets to sleep with Ayame' game!"
"What are the rules?" The twins asked.
"It's simple really." Hikari continued "All you have to do is ring random people's door bells. Whoever does this without getting caught wins and gets to sleep with my dear beloved Ayame!"
"Alright then!" The twins said rather loudly.
"Shuuush, you'll wake the mice!"
"Is this what foreiners do for fun?"
"No Four Eyes, it's what my friend Hikari does for fun." I said smiling at him.
"Well, I don't back away from a challenge," he said with a smile of determination and a sparkle to his eyes.
Before we headed out, Hunny and Tamaki fell asleep. I got an extra blanket from the closet and put it on them; the group had went outside to wait for me. I gently closed the door and had started heading out. I had gotten some slippers before leaving. Everyone apparently had sweaters, except for me. It was a bit chilly, but not anything I couldn't bear. Hikari suggested some dorms that were near-by; the students were always up, so why not? A few minutes had passed, we watched who would last for the second round. Kaoru was eliminated in the first, he had gotten caught by a cranky old student who was apparently studying. Now the second round commenced! Hikaru was caught red-handed by some drunk students. Now it was all between Kyoya and Hikari.
"Don't go crying to your daddy when you lose."
"Who told you I was going to lose?"
Both of them started ringing door bells and knocking on doors till there was only one left. Kyoya went first, knocking on the door and then getting out of sight. He wasn't caught. I was hoping this would be a tie and I wouldn't have to sleep with Four Eyes, it all depended on Hikari now. She went up to the door and rung the bell instead. She ran away but not in time. She was caught.
"KYOYA YOU CHEATED!" She screamed from the door way, getting a rather confused look from the person. Mori went and got her; she wasn't too happy about that. We ran away from the girl threating to cut our heads off with razors. I was about to fall like always, but luckily Kaoru was the one that caught me in time. We continued to run for our lives and finally arrived at my house. We were all so tired that it didn't even matter who slept on the bed anymore. All I remeber was that I somehow got onto my bed and everyone else was just a blur to me.
-Next morning-
*Narrator screaming in the distance about how it's now her time to shine*
Everyone was sound asleep; the birds were chirping and the sun was shining. Everyone was in some weird sleeping position; Kaoru was about to fall off the bed while his twin's back was on Tamaki; Tamaki was right side up and was probably suffocating due to Hikaru's weight; Hunny was cuddled with both Hikari and Mori; Hikari was hugging Mori, and finally, Ayame and Kyoya were looking like a cute cuddly couple. Hikari woke up, rubbed her eyes and yawned. She saw the wonderful scene and in an instant took out her phone to take a picture.
"This one's for Twitter," She said quietly to herself.
She slowly snuck downstairs to make breakfast for the hosts and herself; Mori woke up and went downstairs to join Hikari. Most of the hosts started to wake up. This made them all seem like light sleepers, except for Kyoya and Ayame of course.
Kyoya woke up and yawned and then noticed that something felt warm. Well, someone that is. "Guess I got to sleep with her in the end." He seemed satisfied with himself.
"Time to wake up the clumsy princess." Kyoya flicked her head lightly.
"Please don't take away the warm chicken mom..." Ayame hugged Kyoya even tighter than she was. He then whispered something in her ear.
"Rise and shine princess."
Ayame started to rub her eyes with her free hand, then opening them. Her vision was a bit hazy. Her vision started to clear and she realized that she was hugging Kyoya for some odd reason.
She sat up quickly, "S-Sorry K-Kyoya." Her face was a nice shade of embarrassment. Kyoya stared for a while and got up. "Foreigners are weird." He mumbled and laughed to himself.
"H-Hey! Look who's talking! At least I'm not the one stalking people." Ayame stuck her tounge out at him.
"It'd be a shame if your face was to stay like that Ayame." Ayame mimicked him and got up from the bed.
"Come on Four Eyes, let's go." They went ahead down stairs. (A/N: If you're wondering, everyone did indeed brush their teeth. Morning hygene kids.)
Once downstairs the breakfast was already made; bacon, scrambled eggs and medium burnt toast.
"This looks delicious." The dark red head said sitting down.
Hikari then sat down."Well it was made by yours truly."
"The muffin man? Or was it Flippy the dolphin?"
"Both."
"That's more amazing than anything I've ever heard."
The rest of the day was spent in the garden and helping around the house. Ayame enjoyed herself more than she ever had.
"So who's up for another sleep over?" Hikari yelled from the roof.
"No more sleep overs Hikari!" Ayame yelled to her. "And get down from there!"
"Mori catch me!" Nobody was hurt thankfully.
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