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~Temptation Sensation~

Portrayal IV: Lemons.

Starring:

CPU BOOB Heart.

CPU No-BOOB Heart.

Vert, widely known as Lady Green Heart, was outside enjoying a cup of tea. In front of her was a small white table with a teapot, and assorted sweets and desserts. The wind blew softly, peace filling the atmosphere, if there was a definition for how peaceful it would be at this moment, it'd have to developed by scientists in a extremely highly funded lab and equipment.

As Vert sipped some tea, she felt the wind slightly begin to rise. She glanced up, and saw a all too familiar CPU ally, despite the constant fights between...ahem...personal matters, if you know what I mean.

That ally was Lady White Heart, also known as Blanc. The Goddess of Nintendo.

As softly landed on the ground, transforming back into her normal human form, as she blank expression looked exactly like normal. Ultimately, this pleased the Goddess of Xbox, seeing her all too familiar friend here, and for matters unknown as well!

"Hello, Vert." Blanc greeted, her tone sounding exactly like normal. "Do you mind if I ask a favor of you?"

Vert hummed in curiosity, as she looked directly in the eyes of the Nintendo CPU. "What is it?"

"Lowee's network is down due to some unknown sources, and we need a working computer to reboot it. However, the power in Lowee went down as well, so I would like to try to restart the system from your computer if that's possible." Nintendo's CPU explained. This was quite surpringly to the goddess, for Blanc, of all people, to lose power in the entire country. It was strange of course, for power and a system to suddenly shut down, but, regardless, Vert felt like being kind on this perfectly peaceful day.

She smiled in pride and sweetness. "Of course, Blanc. Use it however long you'd like." Vert offered. Blanc nodded with a soft smile.

"Thanks, Vert." Blanc thanked, as she walked into the Xbox Basilicom. Vert returned to her peaceful break, sipping her tea once again as she took in the fresh air...

...

...

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Blanc death roared. Vert jumped, spilling some of her tea, as she set the cup down and rushed into the Basilicom as fast as she could.

"What?! What happened?! What's wrong?!" Vert yelled in question and confusion as she made it to the door of the room where the computer was. Blanc was siting in the chair as she stared at the screen in shock and disbelief.

"THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!" Blanc yelled.

Vert's eyes widened. "W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING THROUGH MY PRIVATE FILES?!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PRIVATE?! VERT, IT WAS WIDE OPEN, THERE ARE LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF FILES HERE!"

"W-Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that out!"

"TRUE GODDE- MOST OF THEM ARE EVERYONE WE KNOW! NEPTUNE, NORIE, NEPGEAR, FUCK EVEN ROM AND RAM!"

"W-Well, k haven't any clue as to what those files are-"

"OF ALL THINGS IN GAMINDUSTRI, LOOK ARE THE LITERATURE PLOTS HERE; MAGIC PLOT DEVICE, LEMOM COLLECTIONS!"

"Well, sometimes you like to see something new!"

"YOU SICK BIT- AND LOOK AT THIS! EVEN YOU AND ME?!"

Vert began to tear up in shame. "Oh True Goddess, I-I have a disease alright?! I need help!"

"VERT, THIS IS SICKENING! DISGUSTING TO THE MAXIMUM!"

"You know, I-I'm glad I'm caught, I-I wanted to be caught!" Vert yelled in shame. Blanc stood up and looked at her.

"Vert, you listen to me. This is a wake up call, you gotta get it together, get out there, find somebody, because- Fuck, you are spiraling out of control here!" Blanc yelled, as Vert nodded frantically.

"Okay, I understand, truly!"

"Vert, I mean it!" Blanc yelled. "The next decent looking guy you meet, you are getting in the game!"

"Very well, done, understood!" Vert yelled. Blanc turned the computer off.

"Alright..." Blanc said, as she picked the computer up. "Now let's get rid of this."

Vert looked at her in extreme confusion. "Wait, what do you mean?! Let us just delete the files!"

"No no no, that shit can always be recovered, we gotta smash this computer with a hammer."

Both Vert and Blanc were now in a alley way in Leanbox, both smashing the computer with sleghhammers, destroying it completely. Vert exhaled after they were done.

"Alright, are you satisfied?"

"No, the circuits could still be reconstructed if someone like Nepgear worked at it, we gotta bury it in the harbor."

Both Vert and Blanc, wearing scuba diving gear, leaned backwards with a garbage bag filled with the remains of the computer. They swam to the bottom, covered the bag with some rocks and dirt, and Blanc thumbs up Vert, who responded with another thumbs up.

Both ascended to the top of the water, as they took the breathing masks of their mouths.

"Alright, we'll come back every 3 months, take a dive, and check on it."

"Very well."

2 Days later, the writing of literature that involves the Goddesses of the nation's was strictly outlawed, and this included comics as well, and anything similar or even remotely similar.

I am proud of anyone who gets this joke.

Now then, what next;

1) Epic Battles

2) Pairings

3) Summoned from Another World 2

Choose wisely.

Helsing, Out.