The Necklace: Chapter 3

Summary: It was a joke, that's all it really was. Until it became serious, then everyone was heartbroken. Especially Sasuke. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi, and enough cusses to feed the starving penguins in Artantica.

Warnings: Yaoi (As in boy X boy), OOC-ness, cross-dressing, cussing (And lots of it), explosive farts, cuddling, OC retards, sucky writing, non-sense, and enough pie to go 'round.

Naruto sighed as he entered his house. It had been one hell of a day (You heard what happened mwehehe~). He tossed his stuff on the floor, walking into his bedroom and laying down. He folded his arms behind his head, and just laid there. He sighed, he was bored. He wanted to watch a movie or something, so he turned the TV on, sprawling out on the sofa. He watched for a while, until he got bored of being so silent. It was one of those movies that's better as background noise than an actual movie.

"Sasuke? Can you come out now?" Naruto asked the necklace.

"You don't have to ask me, you can tell me." Sasuke said, appearing behind Naruto.

"You're a human, Sasuke. I'll ask you." Naruto said.

"I'm not a human. I'm a necklace, Naruto." Sasuke said matter-of-factly, standing next to the sofa.

"You can sit, Sasuke."

"I can't." Sasuke stated.

"Why not?" Naruto asked, stretching out.

"You're sprawling out on the couch. There's no room." Sasuke said sweetly. Naruto looked at himself, feeling retarded that he didn't notice, and sat up.

"Now you can." Naruto said.

"Okay." Sasuke said, moving to sit next to Naruto.

…Awkward silence…

"So, what do you want?" Sasuke asked.

"Could you, for once, I don't know, talk like you're talking to buddies? Friends, maybe?" Naruto asked, not realizing how that came out. "Sorry, I didn't mean for that to come out like that." He said.

"That's okay. But… what are buddies? Are they friends? I don't have any friends…" Sasuke said.

"You haven't had even just one?" Naruto asked, flabbergasted.

"No, I've had masters. I don't think I could count them as friends. They did stuff to me…" Sasuke trailed off. "That friends don't do to each other…" Sasuke mumbled, but Naruto got his drift.

"Oh. Well," Naruto started, suddenly feeling only slightly awkward. "I'm not like that, Sasuke. We're friends, Sasuke. At least, if, uh…" Naruto didn't know how to finish statement.

"You're my master, we're not friends, unless you want me to be your friend."

"We're friends, Sasuke. Unless you don't want to be my friend. Just tell me, you can want, Sasuke. It's okay." Naruto said.

"I want to be your friend, it's just that… I'm not used to choosing for myself. You are my master, and you always will be. Unless, of course, you get rid of me, like the rest."

"What? Why would I get rid of you?" Naruto asked.

"I don't know. Why would you get rid of me?" Sasuke asked back.

"No reason that I could ever imagine. Unless I was putting you in danger by keeping you. I just don't want you to go away, Sasuke. You're my friend." Naruto said.

"Okay. I have a question but…" Sasuke said.

"But what?"

"I'll keep it to my self for now." Sasuke said, smiling at Naruto.

"Okay then, Sasuke. That's your choice."

…Awkward silence…

What do I say to him? Naruto thought.

"What is that?" Sasuke asked, pointing at the TV.

"Huh?" Naruto asked, looking at the screen, Scooby-Doo and Shaggy running across the screen. "Oh, it's Scooby-Doo." Naruto said, smiling at Sasuke.

"Oh. That's cool. I've never watched a TV, but I've heard about them."

"Really? You've never watched TV? I don't know if I could live with that! And you're definitely not going to live with it!" Naruto said happily, pulling Sasuke up onto his lap.

"Ah! Wha-" Sasuke asked, sitting on Naruto's lap.

"We're going to watch, Sasuke." Naruto said, smiling to himself.

"O-okay…" Sasuke said, snuggling up to Naruto. Naruto smiled. I could get used to this...

Naruto was still watching (After about two hours (I don't have cable so I don't know how much hell that is to sit through two hours of it)), two hours. TWO HOURS! Naruto felt like he had to go do something, when he looked down at Sasuke's sleeping form snuggling up to him. Maybe later, Naruto thought. or at least until I have to go to the bathroom.

"Mmh, Naruto?" Sasuke asked groggily, looking up at him. "You still up?"

"Yeah. How was your nap, Sleeping Beauty?" Naruto asked, grinning at the nick-name.

"Good." Sasuke mumbled, snuggling more closely to Naruto.

"Oi, get up, Sasuke. We should do something!" Naruto said, "Unless you're a sloth." Naruto added.

"I'm not a sloth."

"Then why don't you get up?"

"'cause you're comfy." Sasuke mumbled.

"Oh? So I am?" Naruto asked, teasing him, when the doorbell rang.

"Who's that?" Sasuke asked, raising his head and looking around.

"Probably my friends, I'll go get it-" Naruto was interrupted by the door opening.

"Someone came in?" Sasuke asked.

"It's probably-"

"Oh? So who's THIS?" Max asked, standing in the doorway of the living room.

"-Max." Naruto finished his sentence.

"Hellooooo." Max sang out.

"That's Max?" Sasuke asked, shifting into a sitting position.

"Yeah, it is." Naruto grimaced, getting up after Sasuke. "And why the hell are you here?" Naruto asked.

"What, a friend can't visit?" Max asked.

"You could wait for me to answer the door." Naruto said flatly.

"Well, who is that? Is that Sasuke? I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt." Max apologized.

Naruto sighed, defeated. "Yes, that's Sasuke. Sasuke, why don't you go to my room?" Naruto asked, Sasuke nodded and headed off.

"Don't worry Max, this will only be a second." Naruto said, giving Max the 'I'll-keep-my-eye-on-you' gesture.

"Okay, I'm stealing the sofa."

"You do that." Naruto said, walking to his room.

"What do I do?" Sasuke asked Naruto.

"You have to go back into the necklace." Naruto said.

"Wait, I… you…" Sasuke stuttered.

"What?"

"I just think that…" Sasuke diverted his eyes from Naruto.

"What do you think?" Naruto asked, sitting down on the edge of his bed.

"You kind of… You don't treat me like a… a friend." Sasuke whispered the last part, afraid of the consequences of speaking his mind.

"I treat you like a friend." Naruto said.

"You don't treat your friend Max like that."

"…well, Sasuke, he's a guy."

"So am I." Sasuke said, looking up at him.

"I, Sasuke, I… I guess-" The door flew open to reveal Max.

"I'm booored, they're having re-runs of Barney, and so, TV is out of the question. Oh, sorry, was something going on? Did he leave?" Max asked. Naruto was confused about the conclusion Max had pulled together, until he noticed that Sasuke was indeed gone. He must've left… Naruto thought.

"You know, you care about that necklace way to much. It was just a joke, you can sell it to some pawn shop for some cha-ching. " Max said. "You don't really have to wear it."

"I like it." Naruto said way to quickly. "I mean, it's nice." Naruto said.

"You care for it way to much Naruto! Just throw it away already!" Max yelled at him.

"No, Max! I won't!" Naruto yelled back defensively, clutching up the necklace in his hands.

"I'm serious, it was just a JOKE!" Max yelled, snatching the necklace up from Naruto.

"Don't break it!" Naruto scream at the top of his lungs, on the edge of hysterics.

"It. Was. Just. A. JOKE!" Max yelled, throwing the necklace down. It cracked in half when it cam into contact with the floor, right before Naruto's eyes.

"MAX! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?" Naruto panicked, gathering the necklace up in hands, tears spilling from his eyes onto the silver.

"NARUTO, IT'S JUST A FUCKING NECKLACE! Hey, are you crying?" Max asked, walking over to Naruto. "Dude, it's only a necklace, I can buy you another one." Max said. "If you're really that caring towards it." He added.

"There's not another one like it! I-I-" Naruto cried in between sobs.

"What the hell do you mean?" Max asked, now worried that he did more than he thought.

"Just l-leave." Naruto said, almost screaming out Sasuke's name.

"Naruto, what did that necklace have to make it so special?" Max asked.

"Just-" Panic welled up in Naruto's stomach as he realized that Sasuke might be gone forever. "SASUKE! JUST COME OUT, DAMN IT! STOP IT! WAKE ME UP AGAIN! JUST WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE, PLEASE!" Naruto sobbed, hanging his head, shoulders quaking with his sobs.

"Naruto, please tell me it isn't making you go mental. Sasuke left." Max said, now scared so much he might of shitted his pants (I think I peed in mine just now… v(0.0)v) at that given moment.

"SASUKE! LISTEN TO ME DAMN IT! COME OUT! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" Naruto cried out in desperation. AND THEN…

…Nothing.

"What? You want to get the necklace fixed?" Max asked, as Naruto stared at the necklace, the crying slowing in realization.

"…yes, please…" Naruto whispered in a weak, quivering voice. Max was worried, he had never seen Naruto this way.

"Okay, I think I know a guy who knows a guy who knows this one guy who's sister's dog's old owner knows a jeweler. We can get it fixed." Max said, dead serious.

"How serious are you, Max?" Naruto asked.

"As serious as a heart attack." Max said.

"I trust you, Max." Naruto said, as he stood and followed Max out the door weakly.

A/N: Sorry about this one, I suck at sad parts. (n) Well, how's it? Good? Bad? You want to commit suicide after reading it? Great! Now review and tell me just what you thought! Or I'll send Max to your house! He knows where you sleep! Shit…. He knows where I sleep. ( 0.o) Shitty. Anyways… I can't go to sleep tonight, thinking that Max could come at any moment. So, since I think that chapter sucked platypus shit, you probably do to! If you didn't notice, my two favorite words are shit and fuck, I like how they roll off of the tongue ever-so-nicely. Don't judge me. So, this is the last chapter for a while. Just wait, next one is the finale~ Sad, I know. I should finish it soon, If I'm not going to get surgery. I wanted 2011 to be such a good year! REVIEWS MAKE THESE HANDS MOVE! (v0.0v) (v0.0)V