A/N: Hullo again! I was actually decently good at updating this time. :) Thanks for choosing to read this! On with the show!
Annabeth: For the last time…!
me: Really people, I'll remember sometime.
Annabeth: Sometime?
me: Yes, as in at some point.
Reyna: Just write the dam disclaimer.
me: Fine ma'am. I don't own anything.
Annabeth: Thanks Reyna.
me: …AND YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO USE THAT JOKE.
Reyna: ok.
It was all Leo's fault. It was he who had introduced them to fire tacos, and it was him who first introduced then to his instant messaging board. To be fair, it was Leo's rich, as the one who programmed the page, to show it to his friends. …But the message bard also got quite out-of-hand recently. These are the chronicles of the message board, which, contrary to its inventor's original name of Valdezator CCCXI, we shall call the half-blood message board.
SeaweedBrain has logged-on.
Wise!Girl has logged-on.
SeaweedBrain: Oh good, Annabeth. You're here. I feel really bad about what I told Tyson earlier. I really water to be on his team, its just that… Did I do the right thing?
Wise!Girl: Finally, asking me for advice before someone's life is in danger.
Wise!Girl: But yes you did. We already have Jason and Piper on the team. I mean, I love Tyson and Ella, but sometimes you can't be on their team.
SeaweedBrain: He didn't seem to be taking it well.
Wise!Girl: Well then get out there and apologize. Tell him you already have four people in your team and Mr. D would kill you if you had six. They'll be alright. Nobody can turn down those two. Not really.
SeaweedBrain: I did.
Wise!Girl: Percy, I give up.
SeaweedBrain has loggged-out.
GoldenCurse has logged-on.
GoldenCurse: Hey Annabeth, you wouldn't guess who just joined our team for the chariot race!
Wise!Girl: Oh I wouldn't?
GoldenCurse: What happened?
Wise!Girl: Oh, nothing. Percy's just being a dolt, as usual.
GoldenCurse: Well that could be expected. :P
Wise!Girl: Anyway, so who joined your team?
GoldenCurse: Tyson and Ella!
Wise!Girl: Please excuse me while I go tell Percy "I told you so."
GoldenCurse: Oh no.
GoldenCurse: He turned him down, didn't he.
Wise!Girl: Yup.
GoldenCurse: And I presume he wasn't very frank with them about why. Just apologetic.
(A/N: I apologize for the bad pun. I just couldn't resist.)
Wise!Girl: Yup.
GoldenCurse: oh no...
Wise!Girl: Wel, see ya later. It'll be good for him to know they're at least in the race.
Wise!Girl has logged-out.
GoldenCurse has logged-out.
-Later, after the chariot race-
HotStuff has logged-on
Klutz3 has logged-on.
BeautyQueen has logged-on.
HotStuff: Did you see that guys? It was amazing! Chiron thought he could stop me from messing with the race by disqualifying me, but I can still mess with the chariots. Percy, Annabeth, Piper and Jason's chariot was hilarious! Fire! Caught Percy totally off-gaurd!
Klutz3: Hey, we won, not you.
BeautyQueen: Leo, that was not funny. It could have killed someone.
HotStuff: ...
Klutz3: And I think it would've been you. That look on Percy's face…
BeautyQueen: Frank, that's your screen name?
Klutz3: umm…yeah.
-Klutz3 has changed his name to ChineseCanadianBabyMan-
ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Did you just change my screen name?
HotStuff: WHAT? I thought I fixed that. Piiiper...
BeautyQueen: Yes. Klutz3 isn't very original. And Leo, you fixed the wrong problem.
HotStuff: Oh schist.
HotStuff has logged-out.
ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Well "BeautyQueen" isn't very original, either.
BeautyQueen: Yes, but nobody will know its you if your username is Klutz3.
PaintOracle1 has logged-on.
ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Rachel, my savior! Piper is now officially crazy.
PaintOracle1: Only now?
BeautyQueen: I was always crazy.
ChineseCanadianBabyMan: I don't know what to say.
PaintOracle1: Anyway, I wanted to say congratulations on winning the chariot race, Frank.
ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Thanks, I guess. It wasn't that hard with our team. Hazel helped with the racetrack, Ella advised the design, and Tyson was the defenses.
PaintOracle1: You'd better tell Hazel to watch out, though. I think Percy was even more mad when he found there was a granite deposit under the racetrack than when Leo rigged their chariot.
ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Yeah, but I guess they were getting a little too close.
PaintOracle1: heh. Well, I still got punishments from the Hypnos Cabin incident, so I'd better get going.
PaintOracle1 has logged-out.
ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Hypnos Cabin incident?
BeautyQueen: Don't ask.
BeautyQueen: And, for your information, granite has a jolting impact on a chariot.
ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Hey, I didn't ask her to do that.
BeautyQueen: Well, I'm still glad that Jason was on our team.
ChineseCanadianBabyMan: Was that even allowed?
BeautyQueen: Were speed bumps and iguanas even allowed?
ChineseCanadianBabyMan: ….
ChineseCanadianBabyMan has logged-out.
BeautyQueen has logged-out.
SeaweedBrain has logged-on.
SeaweedBrain: Leo Valdez, Hazel Levesque and Ella the Harpy…..I..I...
Wise!Girl has logged-on.
Wise!Girl: I can't think of a good threat? That's smart of you. Come on, Kelp head.
A/N: I admit this probably isn't the best chapter. I've rewritten it a few times, and, although it has no real plot, I think it works. After all, I promised another chapter soon, so this you get. I'm going on a trip, so I probably won't update for a while, but I can say I will try!
Also, any ideas for a better username for Frank would be greatly appreciated. ChineseCanadianBabyMan just isn't gonna cut it.
~the floral dino