Not Entirely Hopeless

by Songbird's Spirit

Cyprus Gall is a bit of a hippie. Slendy has been stalking her for a grand total of three months. He's finding it frustrating when she doesn't even seem to know he's done anything. Cyprus doesn't even know who or what Slender Man is. That's a problem to him. Though his plans for her death slowly fall apart and die after he actually MEETS her. Poor Slender. (Minor cussing)

4. Beatles

Not Entirely Hopeless 4

~o~ Slender ~o~

The creature of myth was utterly flabbergasted. How, in the nine realms, was he supposed to end the woman he'd come to know as his toughest challenge yet. The small patters of the rain of his tin roof seemed to invade his mind with their sounds. He cried out in frustration for a lack of peace and quiet and put his fist through the wall.

"Damn you Cyprus Gall, Damn you…"

So he went for a walk. The farther he got from his dwelling, the easier thinking became. He liked the sounds of rain, just not when it hit the roof. Slender Man decided the lake would be a good spot to think and headed for it.

He didn't know how wrong he was.

The first sign of a dread came in the form of an annoying tune. The notes were all over the scale and grated on his nerves to no abounding ends.

The second sign was the undeniable sound of the infuriating woman's voice in full unadulterated clarity.

The third and final sign of his doom was when he caught a glimpse of the woman dancing in the rain, in the stream, her strawberry-brown hair slinging water, and in a tie-dye bikini…

And she was singing in the rain.

I am the egg man

They are the egg-men

I am the walrus

Goo, goo, goo joob, goo, goo, goo, goo, joob

He hated that infernal song. Unfortunately for Slender, he had subconsciously moved into a clear patch where he would be visible and went rigid when Cyprus looked right at him.

"Slender, OH SLENDER!" she called loudly.

He groaned and glared at the woman as best he could with no eyes. She didn't seem affected. Slender momentarily began sifting through ways to turn this moment into an advantage.

*WHAP*

The air around the myth suddenly became foul as another squishing sound emitted from his midsection as something hit him.

"YO, SLENDER BABES! ANSWER ME!" Cyprus shouted.

The myth tried hard not to lose his temper. However he could not stop his brow from twitching. The woman had thrown fish at him.

The audacity

"Do you want to sing with me?" Cyprus asked loudly.

"No, I do not want to sing."

"Too late," she interrupted, "OHHHH…"

WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE

A YELLOW SUBMARINE

YELLOW SUBMARINE

FULL SPEED AHEAD, MR. PARKER, FULL SPEED AHEAD

FULL SPEED OVER HERE SIR!

ACTION STATION!

ACTION STATION!

AYE

AYE

SIR, FIRE!

HEAVEN! HEAVEN!

"AUGH!" The Slender Man ran howling with his hands over where his ears would be.

Screw trying to kill her, he couldn't stand being near her.

"Slender Man, you didn't sing along!" Cyprus bowled after him, "Don't make me sing again!"

"Leave me alone!"

~o~

I do not own any songs. The ones used were:

I am the Walrus

Yellow Submarine

Both are by the Beatles!

Chow,

Songbird 0.o