A.N. In this AU, everyone is a year older. Jaune 18, Cardin too and Ruby 16.
Enjoy.
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"So, let me get this straight… 'Stop with the shouting!/It hurts!' The both of you are not even old enough to drink, but also, you don't even know your limits, and yet, you thought that it would be a good idea to get drunk in the middle of the day, train while being drunk, take the horses from the stable, and ride them through town, make a fool of yourselves, and have the guts to say it wasn't your fault? Please, enlighten me with the reason of not being your fault?"
When someone does something that they are not supposed to do, you would expect to be yelled at, or at least be punished, but one would never expect to just be talking to their elder sister like if she just asked you how school went.
It was actually terrifying, to be this calm with the things they just did.
Thank god they were wearing brown pants.
"Ssshhhhhh Vi, stop shouting! It was all Ciel's fault! She told us it would help with the nerves!"
"Cardin's right! It was the she devil! That damned blue haired girl! She lied to us! We are innocent!"
Violet Arc was getting to a point where she would start beating their little brothers with a stick. A really heavy and thick stick.
'I wonder if lumberjack Jack is still at his home. Maybe I can ask for one of his logs…'
"Look, I don't care who did what. The two people I see that are in trouble are the both of you. I still cant make out how you managed to get a Vacuan band of mariachis sing while you were making havoc in the center of the town!" At this point, the calm and collected Violet, was getting to a point, were, umm, she was getting like… Imagine a volcano about to erupt. That's how she was starting to feel.
"Wait wait wait wait! 'Don't shout Jaune!' Two? Dad was with us the whole time!"
'Wait… What?!' "What are you talking about?! Everyone in town saw only you and the horses? What do you mean he was with you?!"
"Vi, we only have one horse…"
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"God dammit Nicholas! You are supposed to be the adult here! And yet you behave just like them! And where did you even get a horse custom?!"
"Sweetie 'You are looking at the coat hanger, look at me!' what you don't understand *hic* is that this is a celebration! *hic*"
"Celebration of what?! You just caused havoc all over the town! What is wrong with you?! This is not how you are supposed to behave! You are an adult for Oum's sake!"
"Moooooooom! Stop screaming please!"
"Shush it Jaune, you are in some deeeeeep trouble young man! And Cardin! You are supposed to be the serious one! What happened?!"
"Ciel's fault!"
"Oh my god… What am I supposed to do with you people…" Juniper wailed. It had been quite a sight when she came back from Vale, to see the town in the state it was.
All the buildings were covered in toilet paper, egg shells, and god knows what else. Even the town hall was ruined! Paint everywhere and just in the top of the building, the underwear of both her sons. Yet people say they never took their pants off.
'Ouch.'
The main road had rests of fallen logs, that somehow, they managed to bring from the forest. And now, there is a whole 100 square meters of less wood.
At least is less job for the lumberjacks.
But still, it was all chaos there!
And now, Nicholas, the "responsible" man he used to be, was the one helping them with everything! And he still doesn't want to tell where he got the costume!
To hell with all, she was gonna strangle them.
But not near her carpets. Does are really good carpets.
"And where is Ciel now mmm? I don't see her anywhere near here. So please tell me before you all regret it." Her sweet, oh so sweet voice was freezing their souls.
"After we finished the keg she gave us, I think, I'm not really sure, that we left her on the roof… Or was her room? Dad, do yo-"
Before Jaune could finish his explanation, he was cut off by the scream of the one and only Ciel Arc.
"Why did you leave me here?!"
Everyone looked up at the ceiling where they could see now a waking Ciel, glued to the ceiling fan. She is actually getting a little green.
Uh oh, that's not good.
"Scatter children! Take cover!"
*Vomiting sounds!*
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"How long do you think we´ll be grounded?"
"If we are lucky, maybe when we go to Shade or Heaven… She can't reach us there, right?"
"Sons, it doesn't matter where you are… Your mother always, ALWAYS, can get to you. That's how scary it gets."
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Fin
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So, that was a thing.
Still sorry for delays, I know this are short but getting even a little time for writing is kinda difficult, and more when you still have classes like me.
Also, this story is about of omakes of Jaune and Cardin being brothers. I don't think I'll follow canon, but if you want to, I can make it, but first, finish all their youth together.
So, hope you like this.
Leave a review if you want to, it helps me to check any mistakes.
Thanks.