WOW 353 hits on the story……YOSH I WILL TRY TO 5OO HITS OR I WILL DO 700 LAPS AROUND THE WORLD……..….Read……. Review leave comment on whether you want Haku to live or die on another note …the bleach manga is finally back on track. Well on to the show
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The day was finally here , moment he had been waiting on for finally here now if only he could bring himself to get up. It was already 5:45 am and he was just waking up. Lazily he looked at his clock only to come to one conclusion: HE WAS GONNA BE LATE. He quickly took action. Creating three clones he began giving orders like a general. " Clone 1 get some breakfast made quick.(Don't throw a fit people its my story). Clone 2 I need you to get my jumpsuit ready. Clone 3 need you to get this place cleaned up. Got all that?" The clones responded in union "Hai" With demon like speed he was in the bathroom preparing him self for the day. As he took care of "business," his clones were each doing their prescribed task. Clone 1 had a big pot of ramen going and was fixing a tall glass of orange juice for his creator. Clone 2 was had already found the weapon pouch now he looking for a clean jumpsuit. "Damn it we need to go to the laundry mat after all this uggghh…….finally a clean one." Clone 3 was currently sweeping the floors and get his apartment to a least be half way decent after finishing by his standards he dispelled himself. Naruto after finished bathing himself hopped in to his close and wolfed down his breakfast. He looked at the clock 6:05. A panicked look came to his face. He dispelled his clones after thanking them and ran out the door. He decided to just run the old fashion way to the training ground. He figured he was gonna get punished for being late why rush his punishment.
When he finally made it to the training in was 6:45. "Well at least I'm not late " he thought with a grin. He then looked back at his team mates and saw that they both had a hand on their stomach. As he walked up to the training he noticed that both Sakura and Sasuke had already made it there both with famished looks on their faces ,he also noticed the absences of his sensei.
"Ah .. Why do both look so bad?" Naruto asked as he cocked his like a confused puppy. Sasuke made no verbal response. Sakura ,however, groaned "You idiot remember sensei told us not to eat" "Unlucky me it happens during my diet." Sakura thought After hearing Naruto blurted out that in his mind "THAT'S what I forgot about this morning …not to eat breakfast….eh oh well look like the training ground is gonna get a good look at Naruto barf." Naruto having heard all he need from Sakura , found a nice spot under a tree and began to doze off. It was now 7:15, Naruto was just waking up from his nap. He noticed that both his teammates had migrated to spots in the shade. He yawned and decided to create some clones to go train while he slept. He made his familiar hand sign and three clones tell each to find a spot in the area and work on his form in all three styles. He gave them enough chakra for a go thirty minutes. He then took one more look around for his teacher then went back to sleep.
"Yo" called a lazy man only to see his pupils all sleep against a tree. He sweat dropped at this scene "Guess I was a little late even by my standards" Sensing a new presence Team 7 all awoke to see their long awaited sensei. Compelled by anger both Naruto and Sakura shout "YOUR LATE" "Sorry bout that I was on my way when saw a rainbow decided to follow it to pot gold." All three genin took in this statement but only Naruto replied "Well that is a fuckin lame excuse for an excuse." "Anyway" he then took out a clock and two bells from his weapon pouch "ok the test is you to retrieve the bells before noon or you get tied to that those post, get no lunch and are sent back to the academy" At once they all shout "WHAT??" Sakura then came to a realization "But sensei there are only two bells?" "Your right this is to ensure at least one of you are goin back to the academy" Each look at their teammates and thought
Naruto: No way in hell I'm back to that place I'm gonna be Hokage Dattebayo
Sakura: Can't let myself be separated from Sasuke this early in the game
Sasuke :Hmph looks like I have to prove my mettle as an Uchiha ..way I'm gonna lose out to a fan girl and the class idiot.
Kakashi spoke up again "Here are the rules……there are none…..oh and you better come me with intent to kill or your just wasting my time…….Ready Go" With those word the three genin split up. Kakashi sighed "Another team that does not get it" he pulled out his book and said "oh well more down time for me."
Sakura had hidden herself in the brush and began observing her sensei. Sasuke had hidden himself in the trees waiting for an opportune moment came. Naruto however took a slightly more straight forward approach. "Alright sensei lets do this you and me right here " shout Naruto "Ok sure …..you do that " his occupied teacher replied " Well….aren't you gonna get into a fight stance" "Oh for a class dead last heavens no…now pipe down in the middle of reading." That tore it for Naruto , he charge in for Kakashi not even thinking about his regalia. He lead with punch only to be sidestep , he then tried to kick him in the face but to no avail. After a few attempts to hit Kakashi, he soon found him behind with seal for fire jutsu ready. This however was a rouse as he gave Naruto to an enema sending him flying into the small creek nearby. While in the water he got a chance to calm down. Then decided to let this teach have it. He activated his regalia and switched in to his Bloody Road style. Naruto originally decided that this style only be use in serious situations however having fingers stuck up your ass puts you in an unforgiving state of mind. Quickly he leapt out of the water created 4 clones. Still airborne the two clone made to huge "fangs" with their legs as the other three Naruto began clawing at the air creating smaller but fast "fangs" Kakashi put away his book…why not because he was going to start taking Naruto seriously ..heavens no but to get his Special edition Icha Icha Paradise cut would turn his world upside down. He began dodge the "fangs" but as he dodged Naruto got more "trigger happy" with his attack. Soon Kakashi was forced on to take flight but Naruto was in hot pursuit. However this was a short lived victory because unfortunately Naruto fell prey to well placed hole in the ground. 15 feet deep with somewhat smooth walls. Naruto was gonna have to get comfortable he was gonna be here for awhile
(Okay I'm skipping both Sakura's and Sasuke's parts because I would basically be explaining what happened in canon)
Both Sasuke and Sakura had both been dispatched. Sasuke had engaged Kakashi in taijutsu match and had actually touched a bell before having his body was sticking out of a hole. Sakura's defeat , however, warranted a look in to her file because she trapped by a genjutsu she should have been able to escape.
-- Last 30 minutes of the test --
"Damn it " Naruto swore " How in the hell are we gonna get those bell There is something we have to be missing. What am I not seeing. I mean he is a jonin all three of use are greenhorn genin. The only way we could take him is if we worked together." Then it dawned on Naruto they had to work together to get the bells ,that was the only way.
"Ok I have solved my bell problem but how am I getting out of here?" Naruto asked himself "I got it" Naruto exclaimed as he changed his regalia to Hurricane Mode. He then pointed his hands down ward and using his chakra he created a tornado to get him out of the hole. While the tornado did get him out of the whole it was a bit of an overshot as he blown into a nearby three. Regaining his bearings Naruto said "Note to self tornado + small places bad idea." Shaking off the daze he quickly when off to search for his team.
He soon found Sakura in the brush , after trying to wake her up by shaking her he came to the conclusion that she was under a genjutsu. He knew there were two ways to get rid of genjutsu: A. Use the release sign or B. Have an injury inflicted on you. Naruto sucked at genjutsu so he went with latter and put a small knick in Sakura's thumb. After which see shot up franticly looking to find Sasuke. Naruto debriefed about the situation about they both sped off to find Sasuke.
Sasuke was up to his neck in rock. "This humiliating , an Uchiha , an elitist be forced to stare at people's feet….This is not suppose to happen…if I had my sharingan I could defeat him. " He sulked in his own mind. Finally the pink and yellow duo found their broody teammate. After digging their teammate out of the earth , they asked him to join them in their scheme to get the bell however Sasuke gave a less than ideal answer.
"Hmph me an Uchiha help you to Never." Sasuke sneered. "Well Mr. Uchiha how many bells do you have…oh wait that right none." Naruto countered. Then Sakura knocked him up side the head and said "Don't antagonize Sasuke like that." The argument continued on like this until they heard a loud BBBBRRRRiiiiiing.
The Test was over they failed. As promise each was tied to a separate training post , each looking at their sensei with frustrated looks on their faces.
(I'm skipping the whole speech about teammates and all that other stuff)
(Two Weeks later)
It was an average day for Team 7. Over the past two weeks they had a basic schedule. Fist they would meet a their training ground , then Kakashi would arrive. Sakura and Naruto would scold their sensei and begin training. However what really happened was Sakura train her charka control and do a light work out , Kakashi and Sasuke would go off together and train , leaving Naruto alone to perfect his roads. Naruto was use to no attention from teachers in the academy but he was under the impression that his sensei would help better to control his roads. Sadly he didn't see that happening , Kakashi focused most pf his time on Sasuke's individual growth. The only times he taught him was when he was explaining the basic formations. Naruto wasn't bitter about it if fact part of him was glad , now he had more time to better develop his roads. After much work he developed an actual technique for his Bloody Road the Hanone rouoya(Fang Prison). After making at least ten clones Naruto has his clones create multiple "fangs" around his opponent trapping the victim in a "prison." He also learned to shout fire from his hands and feet. He even began experiment with his clones using different combinations of attacks and learning to switch his regalia over at a moments notice. After there training was finished with they usually reported to the Hokage Tower for a few D missions. However because their sensei was always late Team 7 was constantly stuck with the shit missions.
These were the leftovers that most teams refused because they were just so bad. : Window washing, Trash collecting , manure carriers , and the Tora retrievers, yes these were the mission everybody hated. Team 8 was always their first; Kurenai was always early as to accommodate her students with good missions. Team 10 would usually be next as Ino so elegantly put it "I'd sooner give up Sasuke than carry cow shit. " Then a team with a man in wearing green with his team consisting of his clone , and long haired boy and a panda girl would show up. Thus leaving them with the leftover no cared for. Despite this fact Naruto all ways keep a smile on his face, because even thought they got shitty mission his team had completed twice a many mission. It all that's to his favorite jutsu Kage Bushin.
Now Naruto was not truly cultured, he was short tempered and a bit stupid , however, he knew when to ask for a change. "Hey Old Man give me and my team some better missions. All we ever get are these crappy D ones…..Not to mention the fact we have completed twice as many as everyone else " Naruto shouted in a undignified manner. Iruka who was working at the tower as school would not be in session for while replied "You bonehead you JUST became a genin you aren't ready for C missions. " He then began to lecture to Naruto the ninja/mission caste system. However, Naruto had already zoned out. "Now Now Iruka lets give them all a chance to prove themselves." The Hokage said as he rummaged through the mission files. " Ah here it is an escort mission to the land of Waves" "Awesome we'll take it" Naruto said as he elected himself group speaker. "Good send in the client" Seconds later a drunk old man stumbled into the room "Eh children…hic…….that's who have defening me …look an the blond one looks kinda dopey" Naruto shot toward the man but was catch by Kakashi. Kakashi signed "This is gonna be a long mission."
We that's that with this chapter , forgive me if im kinda rushing things its just I didn't like the whole Wave arc but for of some ppl I try not to speed through it…..ok because I have no time to learn new stuff like how to work the poll on my profile please send me your vote on whether or not Haku will be a boy or girl and live. Also im thinking about a new story with a Soul Eater twist nothing is concrete so if you have a suggestion send it to me in a review
