Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Greek Mythology or Gmail.
Note: This is in Zeus' point of view until after Zeus leaves and then it'll be no one's point of view...
And this does have a plot line... it'll get there eventually...
And for emails... just imagine the spaces aren't there... sorry...
And when Zeus comments it'll be like this: (this)
I logged on and checked my emails. Oh great. I had:
1. Another few emails from Hera about me being 'unfaithful'. Well...I'm a god. Deal with it.
2. A few thousand complaints from the other Olympians. Especially Dionysus. Oh joy.
3. A few more thousand from... heaps of people... even ones that I don't know...
4. Millions of ambrosia ads... urgh...
People didn't know hard it was to be me. being King of the Gods is a tough, tough job... damn my brothers for not realizing that. No one respects me... they either hate me or are scared of me. Well they SHOULD be scared of me but why do they hate me?
I'm a fair ruler... well I suppose killing that Maria woman wasn't fair... but I was aiming for the kids and Hades caused me to miss... and trying to kill Posiedon when I thought he had stolen my Master Bolt was fair... it's my Master Bolt after all!
That reminded me that I have to ground Ares. For a few millennia. Maybe not let him cause any wars...
Wait, why are Posiedon and Hades on? And how did they get wi-fi? ...I must ask them...
Add people to chat
posiedon . absolutely . rules gmail . com
What a ridiculous email... mine's way better... king . of . the . greek . gods gmail . com
dead . people . rule gmail . com
...seriously?
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Hades
What is it brother?
Hurry up.
I'm busy.
Posiedon
Then why don't you put your status colour on BUSY.
Hades
If you weren't colour blind, maybe you could see that it IS on busy.
Posiedon
Oh.
Hades
Stupid younger brothers.
me
Excuse me I am the King of the Gods.
Hades
And I am older than you, Lord of the Dead AND I have a palace that I don't need to share with anybody unless I want to... unlike you two.
Olympus has to be shared with the Olympians, nymphs, satyrs and demigods and other things.
And your underwater palace, Posiedon, has to be shared with mermaids, mermen and weird sea creatures.
me
You type fast...
Posiedon
You are an Olympian too Hades.
Hades
Oh yeah sure I am. When was the last time you helped me again?
Exactly. Yet I helped save your precious Olympus from falling.
Posiedon
...thanks for the guilt trip...
Hades
No problem. That was the point.
me
...meh.
Hades
You're lucky Hestia isn't on... she's murder you for... how does she say it... not thinking of other's feelings.
me
Well... I'm lucky...
Posiedon
He already said that. He said you're lucky Hestia isn't on and then the rest of the sentence.
me
Wait how did you do italics?
Hades
Gods you're stupid... you do _ then your text (without a gap) and then _ at the end. Then it ends up going into italics once entered on the screen.
me
Um... okay...
Posiedon
=P Lol.
me
Lol?
Hades
What's lol?
Posiedon
It can be either 'lots of love' or 'laughing out loud' ... I'm using it as laughing out loud.
Hades
That's stupid.
Posiedon
You're stupid.
Hades
Excuse me? Your realm is stupid.
Posiedon
Oh you did not just go there.
(...this is going to be a long day...)
Dead are stupid.
Hades
I know they are, so it takes a smart person to rule over them.
me
...I hate to admit it but I think Hades bet you then Posiedon...
Hades
You obviously don't have enough brain cells to tell that I HAVE bet Posiedon... it's not what you think.
Posiedon
Haha burn Zeus! XD
me
...you guys are mean...
Hades
YOU CALL US MEAN!
HOW ABOUT YOU?
me
What do you mean?
Posiedon
facepalm Seriously?
Hades
Well, let me think.
Ooh how about the fact you killed Maria?
me
I was aiming for the kids!
...oh... I shouldn't have said that...
Hades
Let me start again. No interruptions.
You killed the woman I love and tried to kill my kids.
You forced me to become lord of the dead when I didn't want to be.
You ignored me and have not allowed me to come to Olympus apart from one day each year, which is really ridiculous.
And a whole lot of other things I can't be bothered typing.
I'm in a bad mood now... I'm going to go torture some souls.
Ciao.
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Posiedon
You don't know how much I want to beat you up now. Brat.
me
Hey! You did the last two too!
Posiedon
Not as much as you did! You started them!
me
...thanks...
Posiedon
I'm going to go into my game room.
Goodbye.
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me
...I don't feel guilty... of course not... Hades no...
(DAMN YOU HADES I FEEL GUILTY!)
I'm leaving... bye...
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Hades
Did you think it worked?
Posiedon
Hades yes!
Hades
What did I say about using my name as slang? It's offensive!
And why did he want to talk to us? Do you know?
Posiedon
Whatever. So Zeus might become a nicer ruler...
And I don't know...
Hades
And less dramatic. Now to make you less dramatic...
You don't know anything.
Posiedon
I'm not dramatic!
I know that you're rude.
Hades
Mhm... keep believing that and maybe some day it'll come true...
Whatever.
HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
YOU DO NOT JUST BLAST WATER IN MY FACE! AND HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
Posiedon
Hehe...
Revenge is sweet. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Therefore revenge must be... ice cream... XD
Hades
...weirdo. And how did you do that water trick when you're no where near me? As your older brother I command you to tell me.
Posiedon
I'm hungry. I'm going to have some ice cream aka revenge.
PEACE OUT!
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Hades
Peace out? I always knew there was something wrong with him.
And he didn't tell me... just for the heck of it I'm going to send my skeletons after him.
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Posiedon
HADES! GET YOUR STUPID DEAD PEOPLE OUT OF MY PALACE!
Hades
Revenge is oh so sweet.
Ciao.
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Posiedon
HADES! THEY'RE DESTROYING MY GAME ROOM! GET RID OF THEM! DAMN YOU! I WILL GET MY REVENGE - AGAIN!
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I have just finished my maths exam and am at school typing this up.
I hope you guys liked it... I tried to keep them in character but at some points I made them slightly OC so it would be funnier...
As you can see I changed my pen name... again... XD
Thanks for the reviews, I really appreciate them!
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- Evil Weirdo (One of my name's on the forum Live it up: Percy Jackson - given to me by 'Bell- Apprentice to Hal'.)