DISCLAIMER: I don't own TWILIGHT! But Edward Cullen is mine! Haha LOL! Stephenie Meyer rocks!!

HINT: Bella will start her PMS in like 1-3 days just wait and find out!!... I noe I'm EVIL! Muhahahaha

A/N sorry I had school, more projects, parties, conflicts with friends…blah blah blah… u noe the stuff in a normal teen's life so I'm sorry! Many pple's POV in this chap! Enjoy!!

WARNING!!!! This chapter is VERY RANDOM!!! K?? But interesting!! And funny! Sort of OOC

CHAPTER 4

APOV

YES!! He was finally gone with Bella, or at least he was outside. This should be very fun. What to start with first? Hmm…how about a makeover! I rummaged through my bathroom closet and found all of my supplies, eye shadow, foundation, eyeliner, lip gloss, lipstick, all the necessities for the perfect look. Emmett wouldn't know what hit him, and I would make sure he suffered, I loved torturing him. No one was better to tease then Emmett. He would scream and holler and everyone would laugh till we were on the floor. This should be fun!! Rosalie might kill me, but it's going to be worth it. Now for the mischief to begin…

EPOV (Edward and Bella are still at the house, in the front yard)

This would be rather interesting! I was loving my sisters for helping me. Just to see the look on Emmett's face would make me die laughing. He was always such a tease, and was always causing a scene, just like his wife, Rosalie. I comprehended all of these things and turned to Bella, a huge smirk on my face.

"Bella, where do you want to go today?" I whispered into her delicate ear.

"Uhh…." She started. I chuckled. I was doing it again, dazzling her, but she would never know that her impact on me was even bigger. I stared into her beautiful brown eyes, and she looked away, knowing that she couldn't speak if she did.

"EDWARD!! Stop!! You're always doing that! Why can't I do that to you?" she yelped. I stared at her bewildered by her sudden outburst.

"Oh but darling, you do dazzle me, and I hope you know that," I grinned hearing her beautiful heart beat faster. I truly did lover her more then she could EVER love me. I would give everything just to be with her. She was my everything, and I couldn't wait for the day that I got married to this beautiful goddess in front of me. Something hit me right then, that Bella never had random outbursts, so something was definitely off. I would get it out of her, whatever it was.

"It's nothing Edward. Stop being so paranoid. Everything is just dandy!" she yelled into my face, her strawberry scent wafting off of her making her more tempting. She must have seen my worried facial expression but still, what was up?? She was acting like an altered version of Rosalie, and that was just… not right! There was something familiar about this situation, but I would find out later, because at that moment I smelt something stronger then blood, something I hoped that my beloved Bella would never do.

BPOV

I felt bad. Why did I have to keep this from him? He would just stay away from me if he found out that my period was going to start in a few days, just so I would be safe. I couldn't let him know, it would freak him out. I felt a knot in my throat and a pool of water collecting in my eyes. No Bella! Keep them in! I tried to persuade my self, but it didn't work. A stream of tears fell down my flushed cheeks.

"BELLA!" I heard my angel yell. He was worried, the last thing I wanted was for him to take sympathy on me. I felt two cold arms slide around me as Edward pulled me towards him. I sobbed into his chest, and he held me close saying things like sorry, or it'll be alright, although he had no idea what I was going through. Damn, this had to be a sign because 1) I never get this mad and 2) I never take out any of my anger on any of the Cullen's except for maybe Alice, when she tries to play the "dress up Barbie game."

Edward was also staring at me with his gorgeous golden eyes. He had gone hunting. Or so it seemed. They were black earlier, so that's where he probably went during my dreaded school hours.

I stared down at my feet, refusing to meet his eyes, or else he would dazzle me into telling him what was wrong. NO Way in hell was that going to happen, or so I hoped. Maybe that was Alice's vision? I pondered on a lot of my thoughts while Edward waited patiently, after seeing my calculating expression. He finally spoke up when I was about to say something.

"Bella you need to tell me what's wrong."

"I…I," I was lost for words.

"I'll tell you when I know for sure" I said even though I was already sure it was that time of month. He didn't say anything, just looked down at me and gazed into my eyes intently, probably trying to find out the truth. I would tell him soon enough, just not now, or I would probably blush till I was as red as an apple.

His face softened, and he asked once again.

"Bella where would you like to go?"

I opened my mouth to answer his question, when I heard a strident scream, and I fell back. Edward caught me, and whipped his head around just as I had, to see where the sound came from. We had suspected that maybe Alice had made the sound, but what we saw deceived our guess. There running around the front lawn was a disheveled Emmett, just as I had guessed. He was dirty and had mud running in his hair and the weirdest part was there were worms on his tennis shoes.

"EEK!!! Get her away from me!!" Emmett shrieked as a smug looking Alice easily followed behind with a bucket of worms in her hands. Oh lord. This was going to be a living hell for Emmett, but he deserved it.

"GO ALICE!" I yelped, cheering for her to pounce on Emmett.

She grinned and ran faster as she got a hold of Emmett's pants. She pulled him back, and pulled on the front of his pants along with his boxers, but she wasn't doing anything you know…wrong, it actually looked as if she was going to pull down his pants. He tried running, but Alice was quicker. She grabbed a handful of worms and stuffed them down Emmett's pants. He yelled so loud that some of the trees in the forest actually shook. And that was all it took for Edward and I to fall down laughing. In front of me was a squirming Emmett screaming that his… thing was getting swollen due to worms.

I never knew that a guy as big and burly as Emmett would ever be affected by worms. It was so ironic, but I was loving it. I guess he didn't deserve anymore, but I knew that Alice and Edward wouldn't stop, they enjoyed this torture too much, and I was no where near stopping them especially with my rather irritable emotions. Emmett continued yelling as Alice ran over and started laughing along with us. Emmett tried glaring at us best he could, but he was easily failing. I fell on top of Alice laughing and we both went toppling down. We laughed even harder and then Edward extended his hands so that Alice and I could get up. Edward gave Alice a high five and I threw her a smile. Emmett's yelling became faint after a minute and then he started whimpering, too weak and embarrassed to move.

Alice heard, or rather saw something because she ran off running a few seconds later. Edward gave me a confused look but it was easily replaced by wide eyes. I was going to ask what was happening, but I heard a loud growl and it was nothing like Edward's. It was more vicious and frightening.

"Alice Cullen! You get your ass back here and tell me what the hell happened to my husband!" Rosalie was getting angrier by the second and her eyes were adjusting to a darker topaz and were closer to black. She was pissed and was going to kick Alice's butt, badly. This was really going to be something. I had never seen the Cullen's act like real teenagers. It was quite entertaining, but I was worried that Alice and Rosalie would kill each other. I waited for something to happen, stepping out of everyone's path except for Edward's, so that none of them killed the "delicate" human.

Rosalie stepped out of the doorframe and made a run for Emmett, who surprisingly was still lying on the ground moaning and whimpering. She hurried past me and Edward, slightly pushing me back. Typical Rosalie, self centered, or always thinking of Emmett. Edward growled at her rude movement and started rubbing my arm where the blonde angel shoved it.

I couldn't help but let out a giggle at Emmett's funny movements that Rosalie heard, for she turned around and gave me a look that registered the phrase "looks can kill" into my head. I shuddered and looked away, and Rosalie went on to helping an unkempt Emmett off of his butt. He started shaking when he got up, and Rosalie was cooing into his ear, trying to calm him. He yelped, screaming that his thingy was throbbing like hell and that the worms better come out soon. From the look on Emmett's face it looked as though he might end up in a hospital bed, which wasn't really possible considering he's a vampire.

Emmett let out another strangled scream and Rosalie whispered something into his ear. It must have been something bad because Emmett snorted and said, "Ya, Rose like that will ever happen."

Rosalie was becoming impatient because Emmett wasn't listening, so she yelled.

"Emmett McCarty Cullen! You pull down those damn pants so I can get the worms out this instant!"

Holy crap! I actually felt sorry for Emmett now, Rosalie too, she had a hurt and sorry expression on her face, probably because she didn't want to embarrass Emmett anymore, but she had to, to save him from the pain.

A thought dawned on me and I blurted it out.

"How can you guys feel pain from worms?"

Every single vampire outside turned to stare at Edward.

Edward looked down at me then away. He looked ashamed, and Alice came running out of the bushes.

"You didn't tell her, did you?" Alice stated calmly into Edward's face, even though I knew she was laughing on the inside.

"Ya umm….." Edward speechless for the second time today, WOW!

"Fine I'll tell her," Alice said, pulling me to the side of the house.

"Bella don't freak out okay? So this is how it goes…Vampires still have feeling on one part of the body, and that would be what Emmett was screaming about," Alice looked at me with wide eyes, waiting for my reaction. Oh. My. God. That was the strangest thing ever! Of all the side effects of being a vampire, this was surely the last thing I had expected. I burst out laughing, which had been happening a lot lately, and Alice joined me. "Ya, that's pretty messed up, but that's just how it works" Alice alleged, clearly ashamed.

I collected myself and walked back to Edward. His eyebrows were raised at the smile playing at my lips. I blushed as I saw Edward with a huge bulge in his pants. Alice giggled and shoved me playfully, winking at me, while I blushed deeper.

I was pulled back into reality as Emmett made a move to keep his pants up while Rosalie tried pulling them down. This was hilarious! Alice and I laughed so hard that this time we both fell over and ended up face first on Edward. I giggled as Edward wrapped his arms around waist, and pushed Alice off of him roughly.

"Fine! No need to be rude! I have a better looking man anyway!" Alice defended herself while I protested that Edward was obviously better looking. We went back and forth until finally Edward started chuckling and we whipped our heads around for the billionth time that day.

Standing in the middle of the front yard was a pissed off Emmett, in his boxers! They were green and in red and white it said "HO! HO! HO!" Wow did he have Holiday spirit or what?! I couldn't contain myself anymore and I needed more then just to laugh, so I burst out crying. This family was so abnormal and freaky, but I still loved them.

Rosalie was obviously getting very impatient because she instructed Emmett to turn around. He did and then she told him to dance and shake his pants so all of the slimy worms would fall out. Emmett threw her a disbelieving look, but quickly obeyed, obviously tired of the pain in his lower area. Emmett started shaking his butt and then Edward covered my eyes and yelled "Shield your eyes Bella! The pain! AH excruciating pain! No one needs to see your huge ass Emmett!"

I snorted at his statement and heard a low sound coming from Edward's room. Everyone twisted around only to see a weary looking Jasper with the window open playing a loud song and giving Emmett a teasing smirk before yelling "Emmett! Come on your hips don't lie!!" I grinned evilly as I realized what song Jasper put on. It was Hips Don't Lie by Shakira and I had to admit it was really old, but it went perfectly with the predicament Emmett was in right now.

Emmett bucked his hips back and forth while Edward mimicked him which earned him a slap from Rosalie. I guess he sort of deserved it. The rest of us joined in encouraging Emmett to keep up his childish moves.

Jasper busted the music louder and I guess we went crazy because a second later Jasper came running out. We thought that maybe he came to join us, but what surprised us was he had a camera in his hand. He snapped a few pictures of Emmet and us mocking him, and then he ran over to us with a scowl on his face. He whispered something in Alice's ear and then flew by us the same direction in which Alice went through before. HA if he was trying to run it wasn't going to work!

Emmett became to calm down and Rosalie, who was standing next to him was obviously pissed, even worse then Edward. She tore off towards Alice and then it began.

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PLAYLIST for this chapter

In To Deep- Sum41 (Emmett regretting what he did to Bella)

Get up- Ciara (Emmett trying to get up while squirming on the floor)

Hips don't lie- Shakira (Emmett shaking)

Grow up- Simple Plan (Bella thinking of the Cullen's acting like teenagers)