Dimensional Distortion
Summary- Why the hell are you reading this chapter if you don't know what the story is about?! Go back to chapter one!!
Disclaimer- Once again, I do not own Naruto or any of the characters, except Miharu
A/N- I have changed my pen name….again = that's what I get for watching Rozen Maiden
Chapter 4: Dumbing Him Down
It was a beautiful morning. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and you could hear the distinct crashes from Deidara's room, as Miharu tried waking him up.
"Deidara!"
Deidara mumbled some incoherent words and rolled over.
"Deidara!"
Deidara took his pillow and placed it over his head to make the noise go away.
"Damn it, Deidara! Wake up!"
Deidara's eyes shot open as he felt the bed being flipped over. He cringed in pain as the bed landed on top of him. Using his chakra, he easily lifted the bed and glared at Miharu. "What the hell, yeah?!"
Miharu glared back, "You were supposed to be up an hour ago!" she said checking the clock, "We need to meet Dumbledore, remember?"
Deidara crossed his arms. "Like I care about being late" he said clearly in a bad mood. Miharu grinned knowing he wasn't really mad. She grabbed his hand and dragged him out of the room. "Let's go, we are really late!" she yelled suddenly aware of the time.
As they entered the office, Miharu repeatedly apologized about being late. "It's quite alright Miss. Miharu, now since we are now pressed for time, we must discuss what we'll tell the other students." He said calmly.
Deidara raised his eyebrows "Pressed for time? I thought we had a week, yeah" he pointed out. "Ah, but we have a guest coming to see you today!" said Dumbledore grinning. Deidara and Miharu sent questioning looks at each other then at Dumbledore. "Mr. Ollivander will be here with your wands today" Dumbledore explained, answering their unspoken question.
Miharu could almost squeal in delight. Using magic had been on her mind all night ever since they had the talk.
Dumbledore turned toward Deidara. "Now, are you willing to teach?" he asked suddenly. The question threw Deidara off for a moment. "What, yeah?" Dumbledore smiled. "This school could use a self defense class. Deidara smirked at this thought. "I don't do self defense, yeah"
"These students need to learn how to fight without using magic, because they may not always have their wands" Dumbledore replied calmly, "Now, will you teach?" Deidara sighed. "Fine, yeah" he grumbled. 'But if I blow them up during class, it will be your fault, yeah'
Dumbledore smiled turned to Miharu. "What shall we say about you…" he said thoughtfully to himself. "Let's say that you are a transfer student from Maladora's Witch Academy. Is that agreeable?" he asked looking at her. Miharu nodded.
Suddenly there was a loud knock on the door. "Come in" called Dumbledore. The door opened and revealed an old looking man (though not as old as Dumbledore) with a mysterious air about him.
"Greetings Dumbledore," the old man said. He turned to the two sitting. "These must be the new students?"
"Yes, they need new wands," Dumbledore turned to Deidara and Miharu, "This is Mr. Ollivander, the wand maker." Since Deidara and Miharu just sat there staring and sizing him up, Ollivander ushered them out of their chairs. "Come now, I haven't got all day!" he said sternly.
He took Miharu first. Deidara watched fascinated as Ollivander measured her arm and gave her various wands to try out. Deidara laughed loudly when one of the wands set her clothes on fire. Miharu was so mad, that the next wand nearly blasted Deidara's head off. "Can I keep it?" she said giving Deidara a sinister grin. Ollivander snatched the wand from her and walked away, "No, no, definitely not!" he cried out. Eventually they did find her wand, and when they did, beautiful pink sparks shot out of it. "Sugoi…" Miharu whispered.
Now, all that was left was Deidara's wand. Deidara's wand was relatively easy to find, but Deidara was disappointed at the fact that Miharu got to try out more fun wands. When they found Deidara's wand it shot out gold sparks that looked like they were dancing happily. After they had found their wands, Ollivander left for his shop.
"Now, you may freely explore the castle and the grounds, though I must warn you, "Dumbledore began sternly, "The Forbidden Forest…is a forbidden."
Deidara burst out laughing and even Miharu couldn't suppress a giggle. "We sort of got that from the name" said Miharu still giggling. Dumbledore also started chuckling, "Well, you two may go now. Also, you should know that your new robes and school supplies have been delivered to your rooms." They both nodded and got up to leave.
Miharu was sitting near the window in the common room reading one of the spell books Dumbledore gave her. "Hey, Dei-kun, let's try this one!" she said pointing to a particular spell: Stupefy. Deidara sniggered at the name, "What does it do? Make you stupid, yeah?"
Miharu grinned mischievously. "I don't really know" she said slyly, "Let's try it!"
Before Deidara could react Miharu hit it with the spell. "Stupefy!" she shouted pointing her wand at him. Since Miharu was still not experienced enough with magic, Deidara was only knocked out for a few seconds.
When he woke up, he clutched his head. "No! I think I can feel that spell dumbing me down, yeah!" he said anxiously. Miharu fell back laughing hysterically. "The look on your face was so funny!" Deidara grabbed the spell book and quickly found a spell to use on Miharu. "Rictusempra!" he shouted sending a jet of silver light at her. Miharu couldn't stop laughing and Deidara was soon laughing with her.
While they were laughing Miharu heard a large disturbing noise. She sat up and listened intently. She heard it again and this time she turned and stared at Deidara. By now Deidara was blushing like mad. "We skipped breakfast, remember, yeah?" Miharu grinned and grabbed his arm. "Let's go find some food!"
Miharu ran left, took a right, and went down some stairs before she suddenly stopped. Startled by her sudden stop, Deidara ran into her and they both tumbled down a few flights of stairs with Deidara landing on top. Both noticed the awkward situation and were blushing madly. Before Deidara could make any move to get off, something landed on him making him lean forward into an accidental kiss.
End of the Chapter
Thought I'd end it here for today = I wonder what Miharu's reaction will be. Hm…you think I would know since I'm the author but nope, I have no idea. XD
Hina Ichigo