Welcome to the next drabble! I just want to say that I actually got my first flame! (It was someone who sent me a message saying I should just give up on writing and delete this project.) So that kinda brought me down, but for the sake just to entertain others, as well for other puzzleshipping lovers, I'll take that comment in stride! X3 So, anymore flames will be used to warm me up! But enough of me ranting, on to the next pick-up line drabble!

Happy reading to all!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. Never have, never will.


"Hey, Aibou." Yugi had been heading towards the living room with a few snacks in hand when he heard a familiar deep baritone voice call to him. The spiky-haired King of Games glanced over his shoulder to see his darkness beckoning him over towards the stairs with his index finger. He looked slightly frazzled, like he urgently needed to tell him something. Yugi quickly put his snacks on the coffee table before bounding over to his boyfriend, his head cocked to the side in curiosity.

"What's wrong, mou hitori no boku?"

"Nothing Aibou. But I just thought of a theory," Yami began nervously as he tapped his chin, gesturing Yugi closer with his index finger alone once again. His little one instinctively moved closer towards him. Suddenly, the atmosphere around them shifted into an enticing mood, and Yami's actions, voice, everything linked with the change. The former pharaoh murmured, "I made you come with one finger. Imagine what I can do with the rest."

Yugi just stood there and blinked at him, his expression blank and unstirred. His lips didn't twitch in surprise, nor did his eyes convey annoyance towards his pharaoh's lame pick-up line. "Uhhh...yeah, I'm hungry so...I'll talk to you later." Yugi hesitantly replied, giving Yami one last strange look before awkwardly strolling back to the couch.

Yami, who had been expecting his hikari to either yell at him for his lewd comment or match the former pharaoh word for word, which he clearly hoped for, but didn't get either response and scratched the back of his head in confusion as he walked up the stairs and towards their shared bedroom. Yami barely got the door opened when he got pushed inside the room, only to be pulled back and pressed up against the door by none other than his seductively smirking Yugi. Yami opened his mouth to question the young hikari, but moaned at the sudden hand that was stroking him through his leather pants.

"Not unless I make you come first." Yugi purred in the sexiest bedroom voice he could muster, his breath hot and close to his pharaoh's lips while his fingers kept working on the hardening tent in the older one's pants.

The former pharaoh licked his lips, his tongue almost touching Yugi's mouth as it slowly ran along his bottom lip, and smirked sexily at his hikari. "Is that a challenge?"


This pick-up line had Yami written all over it, and I hope you all enjoyed it!

Review please! Reviews keep me motivated to write more! :D