Me: Back with another day of what these charcaters might do...and today, we're back looking at Team Hero's day! Remember how I said that there are moments that it could be parody's and you have to guess? Well, most of this chapter is a parody on a episode of a show.
I can give a hint; it's cartoon show but it's not what you watch in cartoon network or other similar channels. Not sure? Here's a helper; it's meant for little kids and they show Barney and other kiddy shows in this channel and it's website. This show only plays in the afternoons and uses big words (Like obnixous or a word with a bigger definition) and a monkey sidekick. If you find out, look for the episode that I parody off, most of it. Do I watch it? Yes cause I lost mah cable!TT_TT The only thing I'll ever watch next to cyberchase!( another hint! the channel has cyberchase!) Enough hints, I don't own Sonic, Klonoa, Ape escape and other video game characters that appear in here. I only own Mr Gobbles, Cathy, and Storm.
Starring:
Sonic: Blue hedgehog that forgets about saftey
Klonoa: Cabbit that was weak minded against commercials
Specter:Too smart to fall for pointless commercials
Mr Gobbles:Thinks he's a dog, Dumb, but resists pointless commercials
Eggman:invents the best yet failing plan ever...and it works!
Shadow:Helps Egghead, just to get payed
Guntz:Hi-jacks a truck of supplies
Storm:Gets effected, the last person to try resisting the commercial
Amy:Gets effected
Pink:Gets effected
Lolo:Gets effected, second last person to resist
Mario:Uneffected since he has no electricity
Luigi:Same as Mario, and has rivalry against Shadow
Rouge:Helps with Shadow, only to get payed as well
Cathy:...You'll see..
And...let the randomness begin?
The Thing
It was a weekend morning as Sonic was sitting in a chair n the lawn with Klonoa and Specter." Wait for it..." the hedgehog muttered, as a fast car zoomed by, wind gusting at 40 mph. The cabbit was blown off his chair, Sonic and Specter still on theirs." You're out. Just me and Sonic left to decide who get's that last piece of cake..." the albino monkey snickered as the sapphire hedgehog rolled his eyes. The car comes back, this time with 70 mph winds gusting, both holding on their chairs. Specter sat there relaxed as Sonic held tight, the car comes back to give a 20 mph wind boost, making it 90 mph gust. Specter couldn't take it and was sent flying, breaking through a wall and on Mr gobbles.
Gobbles&Specter:X_X
Sonic:Yes! The cake is mine!*forgets about the wind, slips and was blown aginst Specter, Klonoa and Gobbles* My arm!
Klonoa:*gets off and picks up Gobbles* Poor turkey...
Specter:*kicks Sonic off* Yeah, yeah, you won! Did you really think I was giving any effort?
Klonoa:Then why were you taunting us before we started that contest?
Specter:O3O I had my reasons...
Sonic:*with arm cast*T_T Who cares cause we all know I was gonna win since I AM THE WIND~!
Klonoa:I am the wind as well!*shows ring*
Sonic:Yeah, but you didn't handle it quite well...
Klonoa gave a glare and goes back inside the mansion with Mr Gobbles and Specter. Sonic sighed and goes inside, gets the cake in the fridage and sits in the couch with the cabbit, watching Tv.
Somewhere in a evil headquarters of a radio tower, Eggman was pacing around, Rouge and Shadow playing ping pong." Tell me again why I'm helping you, doc?" Shadow muttered, hitting the ball. The man turned, gently pulling on his moustache." Cause you need the money to pay the bills since...uh, what's his name?"
Shadow:T_T Storm...
Eggman:Yeah, that guy, is wasting you eletirc bills due to his...powers.
Rouge:Don't forget that I'm getting the money for some decoration of my club...
Eggman:Yeah, yeah. Anyways, my greasets plan...is this!*removes cloth on table, revealing a plain white cube, the size of a rubic's cube*
Rouge:T_T what is that?
Shadow:O3O Is it a bomb in disguise?
Eggman: i call it The thing. It does everything!
Rouge raised a brow, staring at the cube in unamusment." Everything with a cube? Doesn't it have to be specfic at least?" she said as Shadow crossed his arms, looking bored." I know, but I'm planning to make the whole world want it!
Shadow:Sounds boring...
Eggman:I'll let you keep have the money earned form the product buy...
Shadow&Rouge:DEAL!
Specter was looking in his check book, writing down the payment. Gobbles walks to him and barks.
Specter: I know...it's not easy knocking up your own stalker and getting in the bar's stash without having Vector yelling at you...
Gobbles:O_O*walks to Sonic and braks*
Sonic:T_T *kicks him* oh...new product!
Commercail:Feeling bored? Nobody to play with you or wanted to do somthing, but you too lazy to do it? Then you need The Thing! The Thing can do almost anything like swimming, golf, walk your dog and other fantastic things! Get yours while supplies last!
Specter rolled his eyes."The thing? That is so stupid! It's not even describing what it can do! What kind of dumb ass would want to buy a plain ol' cube?" he muttered, looks to see Sonic standing at the front door, Klonoa checking his wallet." Hurry Klonoa! We have to get there first!" he said and dashes off." Wait for me!" the cabbit cried and runs after him, leaving Specter and Mr Gobbles in the house. The albino sighes and runs after them," I'm surrounded by morons..." he muttered as the turkey follows the monkey as he flapped his wings and barking.
Specter and Mr Gobbles reached to the two, seeing crowds of people protesting.
Amy:*holding cubes with Pink* We want more things!
Sonic:*has kart full of The things* yeah!
Guntz:*hijacks a truck load* Mine!
Pink:After him!*her, Klonoa, Sonic and Amy with crowd chase after truck*
Specter:T_T Jeez..what's so speical about the cube?
" I know..." a female voice said as Specter looks to see Lolo." You aren't buying this mumbo stuff?" the albino questioned as she shook her head." I never saw the commerical, but Pink and Amy went for it. They couldn't say why they want it..." she explained, Storm comes by with a notepad." You're the only ones not effected by the commerical?" he said as Specter narrowed his eyes to see Mario and Luigi with him." What's going on?"
" The commircal is creating hypnotic waves of the watcher's mind and cause them to buy those useless junk...I'm suspecting Eggman is behind this," he said as Mario nodded." We were lucky that our power was out, due to 'someone' making too much spagetti!" he muttered, eyeing at Luigi." What? I was hungry..." he said as Mr Gobbles braked.
Lolo:*picks up Mr Gobbles and pets it*=P
Storm:Let's go to my office and see where he could be!*snaps fingers and they were in his office*
Luigi:WAH! How the heck did you do that?
Storm:Magic.
Mario:O3O Very organized...
Lolo:Forget the office! Where's Eggman?
Specter looks at the laptop, the surviors waited four minutes till it tracked a radio tower. Specter got it identify it and looks at Mario." So, we bust in the radio tower, give Egghead a run for his money and save the day! Isn't that fun?" the albino said jolly as the red plumber rolled his eyes." Even with ethusiasm overalls, you made things sound too easy..." he muttered as Specter glared. The young priestess was going to speak when strange screeching sounds came form the laptop, everyone froze. Then some peopl outside began running aorund, asking for The thing.
Specter:*looks out window* T_T You gotta be joking...
Lolo:I...want a thing!*runs off*
Mario:Oh no! She lost it...
Storm:Owie...go stop Eggman...I want one too!*runs after her*
Specter stared unamused as he looks at the brothers and Mr Gobbles." Let's go..." he said, the remainers went off as a certain sun glow colored monkey wearing a blue maid dress and long blond hair tied to a ponytail with red hairband, is somewhere planting flowers. She grimaced a bit to see Storm run past her, yelling about some cube and the water pail was smashed, silence filled the air.
" I hate to say it, but Egghead actually got a profit from those useless cubes..." Rouge said, counting the money as Shadow was sitting on a throne made out of boxes." Meh...at least I wasted most of my time making this comfortabl throne!" he replied, the front doors bust open with the Mario bros, Specter standing there, Mr Gobbles pecking at the floor that ruined the epic entrance. The black hedgehog glared at them." What do you want, you mindless zombies?"
Specter:T_T Do you really think I would buy you useless crap?
Rouge:SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID!
Shadow:T3T So you surpass the commerical, but I'll make sure you don't surpass this!*throws chaos spears at them*
The albino then create a psychic blue shield, the attacks blocked as Mario and Luigi threw balls of flames at the duo. Rouge smirked and flaps her wings, sending gusts that stopped it." Go! We'll handle them!" the red plumber said, throwing more balls of flames at Rouge, Specter nodded and runs ahead. Shadow was going to block him, but Luigi blocked him with his hammer first, both back away as the hedgehog smirked." The battle is between us, we have a score to settle..." the green plumber muttered as they clashed in battle, Mr Gobbles avoiding this and went after the albino.
The two enter a huge office room with a view of the city below, Eggman stood there with his back turned and staring out." Will you just stop this sale and fight like a man?" he commented as the man turned, the evil grin on his face." It's surprising that you made it here without falling into my traps..."
Specter:Well I guess you miscalculated for-*random metal claw grabbed him from below, not able to move his arms, hands or feet*T_T Until now...
Gobbles:*pecking at claw*
Specter:Why doesn't Mr Gobbles get trapped?O3O
Eggman:T_T Wild turkeys don't do much...
Specter grimaced a bit, struggling as Eggman looked at a random mind control machine." Now, let's see why you weren't in that mind control..." he muttered and looks at the switch on it's setting, slapping his forehead.
Eggman:No wonder! I forgot to set it on low AND highly itteligent beings! My mistake...give me a moment to reboot the system...
Specter:T_T
Back with the plumbers, Mario and Luigi were exhausted as Rouge crossed her arms and smirked." Had enough?" she giggled as before Mario could speak, Cathy comes in the scene with dragging Storm behind her, who was holding a rubics cube as a subsitute for The thing." Uh, we're a little busy here so can you just go, miss?" Shadow said as Cathy continues to walk past them. The hedgehog got angry from her ignorace and tries stopping her, only recieving a broom in the face and sent him flying through a couple of boxes.
Cathy:Anyone else want a broom on their face?
Mario&Luigi:O_O
Rouge:Not me. I never even liked this plan, I'm outta here!*flies off*
The plumbers watched the sun glow colored monkey then went ahead, entering the room with Specter and Eggman." Another trepasser?" he said as Cathy lets go of Storm's coat and walks towards Eggman with her broom before whacking him. The albino looks away from the violence as Mr Gobbles covered his eyes with his wings, whimpering like a dog.
Eggman:*beat up* Ow...
Cathy:*smahs machine, everything back to normal* Never mess with my Stormy pie ever again!*stomps out*
Storm:O3O Wha...*looks at the room* Is it over?
Specter:*gets out of claw* yeah. You're girlfriend just saved us from the wave of idiotic.
Eggman looked at the two monkeys, gritting his teeth." And this is the part where I go to jail, right?" he said as Storm leaves, leaving the man confused till he looked at specter. The albino giving a growl as he nervously smiled.
Eggman:Or...you blow a temper?
Specter:*cracks knuckles* Cover your eyes, Mr Gobbles. This is gonna get ugly...
Gobbleas:O_O*covers eyes form the violence, screaming and angry monkey sounds*
Klonoa dumped the last box of the thing as Sonic stood next to him with an arm cast." I wonder where Specter and Mr Gobbles are..." the cabbit muttered as the hedgehog sighed." I wouldn't worry about the turkey, but this day just got weird. We watch TV and then find ourselves in a crashed truck..." he said as the albino monkey came back with blood covered hands and Mr Gobbles, who looked scarred.
Specter:HI!O3O
Klonoa:O_O
Sonic:O_e Should I ask?
Specter:Best if you don't...too much gore...
Gobbles:T_T
And so, they wasted the few mintues of their time before going to sleep. Shadow is in the hospital, Cathy is sleeping and Storm learns that even men are damsel in distress in random moments. Mario and Luigi got their electricty, but it went away after another pasta melt down. Everyoen recovered form their trance and went on their days, leaving Eggman in jail.
Me:Which had scars and fatal wounds from our albino monkey. See ya next time on what Team Hero or someone else's day turns out? Bye!