Inuyasha Remix

Chapter 3: Tensusaiga

"I was wrong," she said "kick his ass!" Natalie walked over to the others.

Inu: Perv. You blew it!

Miroku: (Getting up) W-wait! Inuyasha let me explain.

Inu: So you know me huh?

Miroku: Yes. I believe those beautiful ladies said it earlier.

Sam: He can't be that bad the way he talks.

Shippo: Dude! He stole our shards!

Later...

"So you are looking for the shards too? Why?" Sam asked. "Some asshole named Naraku cursed my grandfather's right hand with this ugly hole and it is passed down through generations. Maybe that's why I don't attract women!" Miroku explained. "Wow...cool." Shippo said. "No. Not cool. If I don't kill that ugly shim, the hole will grow like really big and suck me up and I'll die." He said. "So is this gay bastard looking for the jewel too?" Natalie asked. "Psshh hell yeah! He like killed some priestess like 50 years ago or something like that." he replied. Inuyasha's expression changed and he stood up. "Priestess?" It must have been Kikyo! He thought. "Where is he now and what does he look like?" Inu asked grabbing the front of Miroku's shirt. "I don't know that! If I knew, that shim would be dead by now!" he replied. "We should look for the shards together." Natalie said. "Yeah cause you'll die if we don't do anything right?" Sam asked.

"So...are you worried about my fate? Then please, if I may ask, bear my children! I wish for them to take over when I die." He said. "PEACE OFF!" Natalie yelled backing away. "Mega perv!" Sam said doing the same thing. "Hey! Back off. All you wanna do is hit on hit chicks...I mean girls like these." Inu said stepping infront of the girls. "Oh, I see, you are clearly in love with them Inuyasha." Miroku said and then smiled. Inuyasha began to blush. "Hell no! They are just my jewel detectors!" Inu lied. "Well then! Fuck you Inu. SIT!" Sam yelled. He stood back up. "SIT!" Natalie said. He then fell again to the ground.

"You know, we might just go with Miroku. After all he is a hell of a lot nicer!" Sam said. "Agreed. Inu is so stubborn." Shippo said. "Well," began Miroku "you could be a little nicer." "What do you know besides grabbing women's assess all the time?" Inu yelled back. "Oh Inu..." Sam said. "What?" he asked. "SIT!" she replied. "Biiittcccchh!" he mumbled.

(They agree for now that Miroku should join them and continue traveling)

While walking, Sesshomaru, Jen (one of my other bestestest friends), and Rin appear in the distance. Soon, everyone had crossed paths. "Inuyasha..." Sesshi said quietly. "Sesshomaru." Inu mumbled. "JEN!" Sam yelled. "SAMI!" she shouted. "How'd you get here?" Sam asked. "Sesshi took me here. It beats the hell out of being at home." she replied. "Where is the unworthy one?" Sam asked. "Jaken? We killed him a long time ago. Me, Fluffykinz, Shino, Itachi, and Kyo." she explained. "So you're awake. Who pulled the arrow? Her, or her?" Sesshi asked pointing at the girls. "I did." Natalie said. "Are you on something? We don't need anymore mentally retarted people. By the way Inuyasha you are too late." Sesshi said. "Huh? For what?" Inu asked. Sesshi pulled a big sword from it's sheath and held it up high for Inu to see. "You song of a batch of cookies! That was supposed to be my sword!!" Inu complained. "Stupid hanyou. You know that I am a better wielder than you are. I was like destined to have it or something. Now that you were late I also still have my left arm!" Sesshi teased. "Yeah but Inu needs that. This fanfiction is gonna suck if Inu doesn't have tensusaiga. I will get lots of flames!" Sam said.

"Well, let's make a deal, I keep tensusaiga and give you tensaiga." Sesshi said. "What if Jen suddenly died? Without tensaiga, there would be no more Jen." Inu explained. "Damn, that actually makes sense! Want a doggie treat?" Sesshi once again teased. "Come here you ungrateful bastard!" Inu yelled. He began to run toward Sesshomaru getting ready to use iron reaver soul stealer. "SIT!" Sam yelled. "Inuyasha. How rude. No dog treats for you Mr.!" Natalie said. "Would you quit it with the dog jokes? Oh and didn't it ever occur to you that it's very painful when you say that word?" Inu asked. "What? Sit?" Natalie said teasing him. Inu for a second time hit the ground hard. "Stop you bitch!" He yelled. The whole time Sesshi and Jen are laughing their assess off in the background. "Pathetic hanyou." Sesshi said. "Give me tensusaiga right now or else!" Inu yelled. "Or else what?" Sesshi asked. "Or I'll tell everyone what you do." Inu replied with a smirk. "You wouldn't dare!" Sesshi said. "Hey everyone! Listen up! Guess what Sesshomaru likes to do?" Inu shouted so everyone could hear. "Shuuuuunnnn you bastard! Shuuuuuuunnn!" Sesshi said covering Inu's mouth.

"What? Is it something bad?" Jen asked. "No..no it's nothing!" Sesshi replied. "You act like you are hiding something! What is it?" Jen asked getting closer to Sesshi. "He just wants to tell you that-" Inu tried to say but Sesshi interrupted. "Inuyasha don't do it. I'll give you tensusaiga." He said grabbing it from it's sheath. He handed the big sword to Inu hoping he wouldn't tell everyone his secret. Inu grabbed the sword and the sheath, then turned around to face everyone and said out loud: "Sesshomaru wears a wig and likes to dance around at night in a tutu." Sesshomaru's face turned bright red. Everyone began to laugh, even Jen. "YOU ASSHOLE!!" Sesshomaru screamed. He turned around and began to run away as fast as he could. "Lord Sesshomaru wait up!" Rin yelled. She took Jen who continued to laugh her ass off and they went after Sesshomaru. "Now we can really start searching for the jewel shards." Inu said looking at his sword. However, he didn't know that the sword wasn't transformed. Then, he felt something bite him on the neck. A bug...

"Myoga? Dude can you say something instead of just being all quiet and stuff?" Inu asked hitting the side of his neck. Myoga stood up. "Master Inuyasha. The tensusaiga is supposed to transform." he explained. "Oh...why doesn't anyone tell me these things?" he asked. "What the fuck?! How do you not know these things?" Myoga asked. "Well SOMEONE skipped like half the anime." Inu said looking at Sam. "Hey I forgot okay! Besides, this is the remix." Sam said. "Psshh whatever." Inu started walking away. "Are you guys coming or not? I'll leave you behind." he said. Then this like midget runs right into Inu and just stares. "Watch where you're going!" Inu said. "Don't kill me demon please!" he pleaded and ran away. "Freaky ass people...I am not a demon for the last time!" Inu said. What's his problem? Why does he reek of ink? Everyone continued to walk until they approached another village. "We should rest and continue looking tomorrow." Miroku said. The others agreed and started heading toward the town's inn.

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This chapter is kind of short but I don't feel like typing today so like yeah. Don't think I'm dissing Sesshomaru. Inu is supposed to have the tensusaiga. Like I said earlier in the fanfiction, without it this fanfiction would suck. It probably already sucks to some of you people who don't like Inu. Review me your flames so I know!